What are your plans for the weekend?

5 Aug 2005

Quote by davej

Oh no you've bluddy set me off again!!!! Only just calmed down from the 'diving' incident
Oh god Dave, is that fish ok? :rotflmao: does everything look really weeny and far away to the fish cos it's on the other side of the glass? ..... I don't suppose you can ask it can you :undecided: Are you sure it's gonna get MrsDavej and not scare the crap outta your kids when they come back from the pub??? :shock:
It looks fuckin huge

You swore!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No missy it's definately gonna get mrs davej cos both the girls have stayed in tonight and theve got these velcro sheets that mean they can't get out of em till well gone lunch time. I'm gonna miss it cos I'm off to golf in the morning, but I'm giggling like a little kid here. I did try Stripes the hamster in there which was impressive, looked as big as a small dog, but the sod was scurrying about and making the thing swing around a bit and I was worried about him building up a sort of motion thingy where the movement just got bigger under it's own steam.
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5 Aug 2005

Quote by davej
No missy it's definately gonna get mrs davej cos both the girls have stayed in tonight and theve got these velcro sheets that mean they can't get out of em till well gone lunch time. I'm gonna miss it cos I'm off to golf in the morning, but I'm giggling like a little kid here. I did try Stripes the hamster in there which was impressive, looked as big as a small dog, but the sod was scurrying about and making the thing swing around a bit and I was worried about him building up a sort of motion thingy where the movement just got bigger under it's own steam.

Oh those velcro sheets rotflmao

oh I used to have them long long ago, as did most teenagers confused

My dad used to force me out the sheets tho, "toothpaste" he called it - used to get a cricket bat and wallop the bottom of the bed just below my feet, then work his way up, until I squirmed out me bed like a lump of bluddy AquaFresh :? in me striped polyester "Don't stand anywhere near the fire" Avon nightie :scared:
:rotflmao: poor Stripes :rotflmao: Does MrsDavej have her revenge?? Cos I wanna know all the results of these childish pranks!! :rotflmao:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh those velcro sheets oh I used to have them long long ago, as did most teenagers
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That's fired the imagination - velcro sheets - what they used for then?

5 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross
That's fired the imagination - velcro sheets - what they used for then?

They used to keep you in yer bed until way past lunch time cool

Surely you had velcro teenager sheets Chooon? :shock:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
No missy it's definately gonna get mrs davej cos both the girls have stayed in tonight and theve got these velcro sheets that mean they can't get out of em till well gone lunch time. I'm gonna miss it cos I'm off to golf in the morning, but I'm giggling like a little kid here. I did try Stripes the hamster in there which was impressive, looked as big as a small dog, but the sod was scurrying about and making the thing swing around a bit and I was worried about him building up a sort of motion thingy where the movement just got bigger under it's own steam.

Oh those velcro sheets rotflmao

oh I used to have them long long ago, as did most teenagers confused

My dad used to force me out the sheets tho, "toothpaste" he called it - used to get a cricket bat and wallop the bottom of the bed just below my feet, then work his way up, until I squirmed out me bed like a lump of bluddy AquaFresh :? in me striped polyester "Don't stand anywhere near the fire" Avon nightie :scared:
:rotflmao: poor Stripes :rotflmao: Does MrsDavej have her revenge?? Cos I wanna know all the results of these childish pranks!! :rotflmao:
OMG !! :shock: :shock: :shock: Not you too Missy with the "toothpaste sheets" :shock:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dave - did you try putting your cock in there?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It could have looked impressive for once!! :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

now there's a thought, it would have the added advantage of being a tighter fit than mrs davej as well......ah the ravages of childbirth.
anyways we are also off out to the local social club for a bit of dancing as well tomorrow night so no doubt we are both gonnas get a bit tipsy and get out on the dance floor with the old 'big boxes little boxes' type dancing.......sort of Eminem meets the Nolans thing.

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
That's fired the imagination - velcro sheets - what they used for then?

They used to keep you in yer bed until way past lunch time cool

Surely you had velcro teenager sheets Chooon? :shock:
Always wondered what it was - redface

ops: didn't call it velcro in my day!

5 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross
Always wondered what it was - ops: didn't call it velcro in my day!

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5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
poor Stripes :rotflmao: Does MrsDavej have her revenge?? Cos I wanna know all the results of these childish pranks!! :rotflmao:

just ask her about the new shirt I found hanging in the wardrobe a few months back :shock:
"whats this shirt" I says,
" it's a new one" she says,
"brought it today for you" she says,
" I took it outa the packaging and ironed it for ya, thought you could wear it tonight when your out with your curry club ( basically a piss up with the guys from work) do you like it"?
"yes" I says
anyways to cut a long story short, I stick it on and poodle off out with not a clue that the intricate stitching thats all over this shirt is done with a material that makes it glow like that blokes suit in 'Midnight Cowboy' as soon as its subjected to Sodium type light from your average street lamp, I felt real dapper until it got dark and I lit up like Blackpool Tower :shock:
oh yes she can be just as chldish.

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF

Always wondered what it was - ops: didn't call it velcro in my day!

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You can laugh - we've all got our reasons why we stuck to the sheets.

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh god Dave, is that fish ok? does everything look really weeny and far away to the fish cos it's on the other side of the glass? ..... I don't suppose you can ask it can you :undecided: Are you sure it's gonna get MrsDavej and not scare the crap outta your kids when they come back from the pub??? :shock:

I am getting seriously worried about your thought processes here Misschief .... what the devil made you think about what the goldfish would see?
Naturally, with an eye either side of it's head it would see the front door and the back door simultaneously.. and then when it swam around it would see the back door and the front door simultaneously .... so actually it would see both doors all the time simultaneously .... oh brother!.. you got me at it now!!!

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Naturally, with an eye either side of it's head it would see the front door and the back door simultaneously.. and then when it swam around it would see the back door and the front door simultaneously .... so actually it would see both doors all the time simultaneously .... oh brother!.. you got me at it now!!!

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My god you're right :shock: .......
ahhhhhh but when the fish turns around and looks at the front and back door - it would have forgotten that it had already seen it when facing the other way.
:undecided: So the poor fish is gonna spend the whole night going "ohhhh thats a nice (but small) front and back door" swim swim "oh what a lovely (but small) front and back door" swim swim "wow they've got a (although small) front and a back door" swim swim etc.....

5 Aug 2005

away from home and working weekend again for me, conference in sheffield all sat then lonely hotel room, then on sunday drive to leeds, have the day there before conference on monday! boo! feel free to join me ladies! make it more exciting for me! wink

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Naturally, with an eye either side of it's head it would see the front door and the back door simultaneously.. and then when it swam around it would see the back door and the front door simultaneously .... so actually it would see both doors all the time simultaneously .... oh brother!.. you got me at it now!!!

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My god you're right :shock: .......
ahhhhhh but when the fish turns around and looks at the front and back door - it would have forgotten that it had already seen it when facing the other way.
:undecided: So the poor fish is gonna spend the whole night going "ohhhh thats a nice (but small) front and back door" swim swim "oh what a lovely (but small) front and back door" swim swim "wow they've got a (although small) front and a back door" swim swim etc.....
Good job fish only have a 2 second memory then innit.....
Fish swims round bowl ...... "oh look, a castle!" ..... swims round bowl.... "oh look, a castle!" ..... swims round bowl .... do fish get deja vue?
But what do you call a fish with NO eyes?

5 Aug 2005

Just had to tell everyone....
tonight, we lost our swinging virginity biggrin

two firsts happened tonight at the club - we had a threesome (well, 2 actually) and I had a black guy for the first time :D
Is it weird that I've come home and turned the computer on so I can tell all of you? :confused2:
I am off to bed now to re-live it all in my dreams :sleeping:
night night :angel:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Just had to tell everyone....
tonight, we lost our swinging virginity
two firsts happened tonight at the club - we had a threesome (well, 2 actually) and I had a black guy for the first time :D
Is it weird that I've come home and turned the computer on so I can tell all of you? :confused2:
I am off to bed now to re-live it all in my dreams :sleeping:
night night :angel:

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Perverts!

6 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Naturally, with an eye either side of it's head it would see the front door and the back door simultaneously.. and then when it swam around it would see the back door and the front door simultaneously .... so actually it would see both doors all the time simultaneously .... oh brother!.. you got me at it now!!!

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My god you're right :shock: .......
ahhhhhh but when the fish turns around and looks at the front and back door - it would have forgotten that it had already seen it when facing the other way.
:undecided: So the poor fish is gonna spend the whole night going "ohhhh thats a nice (but small) front and back door" swim swim "oh what a lovely (but small) front and back door" swim swim "wow they've got a (although small) front and a back door" swim swim etc.....
Good job fish only have a 2 second memory then innit.....
Fish swims round bowl ...... "oh look, a castle!" ..... swims round bowl.... "oh look, a castle!" ..... swims round bowl .... do fish get deja vue?
Oh dear you've just described my life, I think the worst I ever managed was to introduce myself to somebody about 4 times in one evening. I wouldn't have minded but he had red hair and a broad scottish accent so not exactly non-descript.
I didn't remember doing it redface

A goldfish with dementia has nothing on me.
rolleyes

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
ahhhhhh but when the fish turns around and looks at the front and back door - it would have forgotten that it had already seen it when facing the other way.
:undecided: So the poor fish is gonna spend the whole night going "ohhhh thats a nice (but small) front and back door" swim swim "oh what a lovely (but small) front and back door" swim swim "wow they've got a (although small) front and a back door" swim swim etc.....

What happens when Mr and Mrs Davej come down fer breakfast.
"Oooh look", says the goldfish, " there's a small but perfectly formed Davej and Mrs Davej.... ohh look there's a small but perfectly formed Mrs Davej and Davej....."
Will one have to stand at the front door and one at the back for this to work one asks. Bit of a bugger if they want to share the newspaper.

6 Aug 2005

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Yeh come on Dave, what happened :bounce:
Normally I wake up, yawn, stretch and have lovely warm fuzzy thoughts cool

This morning I stirred, wondered if the light leaked and if the fish still had any water and what happened when MrsDavej got up? :shock:

6 Aug 2005

Saturday cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning... We have GT's daughter and friend with us for the next few days... but if they decided to get their lazy backsides out of bed and go to Meadowhall for a few hours then maybe we can get our backsides to bed. :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday more of the same... ;-)

6 Aug 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Working tonight, taking the kids horse riding tomorrow for the first time EVA! :taz:
And being treated to lunch out on Sunday

You'l have to watch the horse riding thing - it get's outa control. Most of our weekend now involves ferrying to and fro from horse riding and the constant pestering of " can i have my own Horse - aw gowaaaan, all my friends have got one"
You can then forget the sunday lunch!!

6 Aug 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Saturday cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning... We have GT's daughter and friend with us for the next few days... but if they decided to get their lazy backsides out of bed and go to Meadowhall for a few hours then maybe we can get our backsides to bed. :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday more of the same... ;-)

AAARGGHHH, MeadowHELL!!
If you get yer cleaning finished early, you could allways nip up here and do mine!! confused

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6 Aug 2005

Well spent the entire morning sanding the floors...and now my hands have gone numb and constantly shake damn....

6 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
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Yeh come on Dave, what happened :bounce:
Normally I wake up, yawn, stretch and have lovely warm fuzzy thoughts
This morning I stirred, wondered if the light leaked and if the fish still had any water and what happened when MrsDavej got up? :shock:

It worked spot on missy.......got a one word text message timed at 9:27 that just said 'bastard' I've come home to find that she has left it in there and has printed off some frog pictures that have been hung from the chains of the fitting by cotton, to turn it into a fishy theme mobile..........the girl simply has too much time on her hands.

7 Aug 2005

Hello,
I have to present myself first. i'm romance, a nice brunette girl. Whis weekend i will go to a party with few cuples and play some dirty games..hehehe :bounce: