What do you call your privates?

13 Oct 2006

I don't mean nicknames, I mean more of a generic term.
I generally call mine my bits. Now if I say this in my new phone sex relationship, I think I will get laughed at, and I feel like a silly little girl saying it, so a bit of a mood killer! redface

He says pussy, but I can't say that word, I don't know why. I don't find it offensive, I just feel stupid. I feel a bit more comfortable with the c word, but to sure if thats a bit sweary.
So I was wondering really, ladies when you're in that kind of situation what word do you use? And guys, what do you like to hear?

13 Oct 2006

Good question Petal!
I'm too shy to say the C word,I dont like the word "pussy" and you can't call it "front bum" when you're 41! :giggle:

13 Oct 2006

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one to dislike the word "pussy".
Not 'dislike' exactly but it just doesn't sound right.
A decent suggestion would be greatly appreciated.
C**t doesn't seem that favourable with ladies I have chatted with.

13 Oct 2006

I've recently heard it called a "foo foo" :shock: lol

Fee
XX

13 Oct 2006

Her ................ Mary, Mary Anne, Toby dunno

fantan, fanny anne,
Him .................. JT = John Thomas, sergeant major, or anything else that stands to attention :lol2:

13 Oct 2006

But are any of those sexy?
I want something I can say (so anything other than pussy), but that the finds sexy. I can cope with the c word but don't know if he'd like that!
Its gettign difficult sending dirty texts without using any word at all!

13 Oct 2006

Well whenever Dawnie wants me to do something around the house. You know like lift up my legs so she can hoover underneath them, she has to call me "mr monster dick".
So when I registered on the website of the very large telephone company so I could pay my bill online they did the usual, "first name", "family name" bit. Then they asked by what name did I want to be called.
Had to be done..... I typed Mr Monster Dick.
Every time I logged back on to see how much the bill was I was always greeted with a polite
"Hello Mr Monster Dick, welcome back". lol

:lol:
It took them over 12 months to spot it. They removed the offending text, but thankfully didn't ban me from the site.
Ian

13 Oct 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Dawn will kill you for that Ian :giggle:
The only other word I can think of is flange and that is a bit confused

13 Oct 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Dawn will kill you for that Ian :giggle:
The only other word I can think of is flange and that is a bit

Flange?! :shock:

13 Oct 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Dawn will kill you for that Ian :giggle:

Dawnie's more likely to kill me cos she saw my pension statement.
Note to self. - Hide it quicker next time :doh:

:banghead: :banghead:
Ian

13 Oct 2006

Be afraid Ian.... Be very afraid rotflmao

Quote by petal24
Flange?! :shock:

Erm... Yeah I know redface

13 Oct 2006

Quote by petal24
I don't mean nicknames, I mean more of a generic term.
I generally call mine my bits. Now if I say this in my new phone sex relationship, I think I will get laughed at, and I feel like a silly little girl saying it, so a bit of a mood killer!
He says pussy, but I can't say that word, I don't know why. I don't find it offensive, I just feel stupid. I feel a bit more comfortable with the c word, but to sure if thats a bit sweary.
So I was wondering really, ladies when you're in that kind of situation what word do you use? And guys, what do you like to hear?

For you Petal, How about ''flower''? wink

13 Oct 2006

well i have had mine called Fanny, beaver, pussy, c**t, flange, mindge, or my fave little man in a boat lol rotflmao

13 Oct 2006

I think it is hard to come up with a word for one's fairy,foo foo, fadge etc that is erotic.
I also cant use anything from Vizz's Profanosaurus eg just touch my beef curtain, hairy pie, fish pie etc.
I dont mind the C word - but its not to everyones's taste (excuse the pun), and vagina sounds too medical and clinical.....so what is a girl to do? confused

14 Oct 2006

If it's in a sexual context, I always refer to mine as either my pussy or c***.
Anything else just seems a bit...............well.................childish.
If you think you could cope with using the C word, try going with it. You can always change to something less hardcore if it doesn't go down well wink

14 Oct 2006

mrs c use to call hers her tuppence,

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Ian
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Dawn will kill you for that Ian :giggle:

Dawnie's more likely to kill me cos she saw my pension statement.
Note to self. - Hide it quicker next time :doh:

:banghead: :banghead:
Ian
Mr Monster Dick, FFS, is there anything you won't put on this forum about us rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Something think I should ban Ian from the site when I'm not at home :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Mines a fanny confused

14 Oct 2006

Depends really. Pussy or c*nt during sex to muff, chuff or fanny when talked about in a humorous or non-sexual way.

14 Oct 2006

I hate the 'C' word. Can't bring myself to say it and cringe when it's said. Vagina does seem clinical. 'Pussy' is my word of choice during sex or talk of sex. Like Kiss, 'fanny' would be my choice of word in humorous situations. When my daughter was little, she used to call it her 'twinkle', as did I when I was little - she must have picked that one up from my mum.

14 Oct 2006

iv heard it called a
" FLU "
as in chimny " flu" surprised

ops:

:rose:

14 Oct 2006

that's a 'flue', you silly bugger!

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
that's a 'flue', you silly bugger!

sorry miss FB :jagsatwork: :rose:

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Him .................. sergeant major, or anything else that stands to attention :lol2:

You've named yours after Bulko? :shock:
I hate the word 'c*nt' too and not too fussed on fanny so mine's a pussy biggrin

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I hate the 'C' word. Can't bring myself to say it and cringe when it's said.

Is that because you are such a lady? dunno

I only use the word when having lustfull rampant sex, not when I'm being romantic and sensual - it would sound wrong.

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
I hate the 'C' word. Can't bring myself to say it and cringe when it's said.

Is that because you are such a lady? dunno

.
Of course :angel:

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I hate the 'C' word. Can't bring myself to say it and cringe when it's said.

Is that because you are such a lady? dunno

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Of course :angel:
:shock:
Well I must be communicating with somebody else then via PM - sure looked a lot like you though!
:giggle:

14 Oct 2006

shhhhhhhhh :twisted:

14 Oct 2006

I have a tuppence and Timmy has a tail.
It can sound strangely erotic under the right circumstances :twisted:
Jas
XXX

14 Oct 2006

i don't think there is a nice word for a female bit..tuppence, very baby name for it, very funny, heard of foof, then there's all the others. Fanny is a funny word, you just cannot say it sexily!!!! mine was once called Fluff, no not the Black Sabbath song, by a partner of mine, haven't really got a name for it anymore. rolleyes

for men i like cock, yes thanks, cock will do.

14 Oct 2006

Quote by doubleyourfun69
I think it is hard to come up with a word for one's fairy,foo foo, fadge etc that is erotic.
I also cant use anything from Vizz's Profanosaurus eg just touch my beef curtain, hairy pie, fish pie etc.
I dont mind the C word - but its not to everyones's taste (excuse the pun), and vagina sounds too medical and clinical.....so what is a girl to do?

how about "tweedy" then wink