What do you call your privates?

14 Oct 2006

Quote by sercher01
iv heard it called a
" FLU "
as in chimny " flu" ops:
:rose:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: As soon as I saw this thread I wondered if you would put that in lol

Its what I call it normally but its not a word I would use if I was trying to talk dirty.

14 Oct 2006

I like to use what I think of as the proper names. Maybe abbreviated sometimes. Like to Vag. I don't like "tits" but I don't mind "boobs" but I do prefer "breasts."
When we were children we called a penis a "teapot". I can't remember what we called a vag but it was nowhere near as nice as teapot. Actually, as I type I can remember what we called it and I'm so embarrassed by the memory I'm not going to tell anybody.
Mollie x x x

14 Oct 2006

I have no idea how I posted that not twice but three times. Maximum embarrassment.

14 Oct 2006

Generally, if skimpy and myself are chatting ,we just call them 'bits', or I might say ' my todger' lol

How about 'love tunnel' is that a better name for a ladies bits :lol:

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
I have a tuppence
Jas
XXX

At my age I think mine's more like confused

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I have a tuppence
Jas
XXX

At my age I think mine's more like confused

Is that with inflation??
lol

15 Oct 2006

Quote by Sarah
I have a tuppence
Jas
XXX

At my age I think mine's more like confused

Is that with inflation??
lol

No hunni, just like antiques are worth more the older they are wink

15 Oct 2006

for me its "Dick"
at least thats what my wife says to me all the time confused

15 Oct 2006

Quote by petal24
I don't mean nicknames, I mean more of a generic term.
I generally call mine my bits. Now if I say this in my new phone sex relationship, I think I will get laughed at, and I feel like a silly little girl saying it, so a bit of a mood killer!
He says pussy, but I can't say that word, I don't know why. I don't find it offensive, I just feel stupid. I feel a bit more comfortable with the c word, but to sure if thats a bit sweary.
So I was wondering really, ladies when you're in that kind of situation what word do you use? And guys, what do you like to hear?

Funny the things this site makes me think about!!!
I didn't really have any appropriate descriptive terms but after a little thought I have remembered a few I used as a kid & others I've heard used.
So how about some of these petal?
Quim. (My particular favourite and apparently from the Celtic word for valley - according to Google)
Snatch.
Honeypot (Maybe not!!)
Minge.
Muff.
Tassie. (Apparently from the shape of the island Tasmania!!!)
Please let us know if you use any of these in your phone-sex liaisons 'cos I will be charging a consultancy fee!!! rotflmao

5 Oct 2008

Oooh, I was having a chhat about this t'other day.
So, what do you call yours?
I'm not averse to the 'c*nt' word... said in the right context that is, rather than being used as an insult! I can take or leave 'pussy'... confused

Somehow it isn't quite right but then there's not much else is there?
Mind you, 'ladygarden' always makes me chuckle! :giggle:

5 Oct 2008

Umm...
I like the 'C' word because it's still got this or naughtyness about it, hearing a woman say it in a seductive way is a pretty big turn on! redface

5 Oct 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Mind you, 'ladygarden' always makes me chuckle! :giggle:

There's always "ladypatio" too, which is like a lady garden but without the grass! :giggle:

5 Oct 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Oooh, I was having a chhat about this t'other day.
So, what do you call yours?
I'm not averse to the 'c*nt' word... said in the right context that is, rather than being used as an insult! I can take or leave 'pussy'... Somehow it isn't quite right but then there's not much else is there?
Mind you, 'ladygarden' always makes me chuckle! :giggle:

Jeeez Nola you been digging deep again, are you bored? lol

5 Oct 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Oooh, I was having a chhat about this t'other day.
So, what do you call yours?
I'm not averse to the 'c*nt' word... said in the right context that is, rather than being used as an insult! I can take or leave 'pussy'... Somehow it isn't quite right but then there's not much else is there?
Mind you, 'ladygarden' always makes me chuckle! :giggle:

Jeeez Nola you been digging deep again, are you bored? lol

Bored, moi?! Never.... :lol:

5 Oct 2008

Dont know what i'd call my privates!!
But I know of two men who do!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Snort & Seargant Major Grout call theres..
Private Armitage
-"- Featherby
-"- Higgins
-"- Hopwood
-"- Lumley
-"- Meek
Yes the wonderful soldier boys of pippin fort...
From Camberwick Green for those who dont mind admiting there old enough to remember it lol.....

5 Oct 2008

Quote by sword-stileto
Dont know what i'd call my privates!!
But I know of two men who do!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Snort & Seargant Major Grout call theres..
Private Armitage
-"- Featherby
-"- Higgins
-"- Hopwood
-"- Lumley
-"- Meek
Yes the wonderful soldier boys of pippin fort...
From Camberwick Green for those who dont mind admiting there old enough to remember it lol.....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Oct 2008

I call mine my 'foo foo', though I don't think it would be appropriate for the mood in phone fun :giggle:

5 Oct 2008

Becci calls her's Pussy when we are feeling naughty and Foofy when it crops up in conversation xx

5 Oct 2008

bloody sore at the moment
koo xx

6 Oct 2008

Being a Saxon I like the old English cunt, but nowadays it can have overtones. Fanny, has a vague meaning as it can mean that which you sit on.
Cock is fine, but I never call mine Dick, far to common, I always address it as Richard.

11 Oct 2008

Quote by Outdoor_sex
I call mine Richard and he is always looking for Judy

eeek!

11 Oct 2008

Front Bottom :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Oct 2008

Quote by blonde
Front Bottom :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh Sam.. I bet your bum is your 'back passage' ??
You're so ladylike.. lol

I LOVE hearing someone whisper in my ear what they would like to do to my C**T in the middle of a passionate moment. Other than that it's 'foof' 'punani' or 'fan'.

11 Oct 2008

Walker, Pike, Fraser, Godfrey.
The only privates that count.

12 Oct 2008

sometimes called "my old man" and " lolly" Mrs sunseeke likes "cock" and she calls hers a "pussy"
Personally I favour "cunt" which is actually the Anglo Saxon name of a sheath hanging on a belt for keeping a farmers 'rough' or sharpening stone in while he is using a sythe. Got that bit from Time team and it was edited out after peeps

12 Oct 2008

This thread is funny! Not a regular here, but I do have strong opinions on 'pussy' - too American and coy.
'Cunt' (with the asterixes!) is fabulously filthy and sexy.
'Fanny' or 'lady bits' for chats with the lasses.
I have a gay friend who calls it 'chopped liver'. Needless to say he's not a big fan...
As a little girl I never had a word for it other than 'bottom' which encompassed the lot. Bit Barbie/Ken tho...
'Tits' is my word of choice.
'Breasts' is too clinical.
'Boobs' is too playground.
'Knockers' is too Benny Hill.
Love 'lollies' tho for a laugh...
'Cock' is definitely sexy.
'Dick' is an everyday word.
'Willy' or anything else is what little boys have and is sooooo not sexy.
I was confused when I first lived in S Yorks to hear the term 'tail'. And still am. Or rather...there are some men out there who seem confused - got things back to front a bit....?

12 Oct 2008

Quote by Dexy_london
This thread is funny! Not a regular here, but I do have strong opinions on 'pussy' - too American and coy.
'Cunt' (with the asterixes!) is fabulously filthy and sexy.
'Fanny' or 'lady bits' for chats with the lasses.
I have a gay friend who calls it 'chopped liver'. Needless to say he's not a big fan...
As a little girl I never had a word for it other than 'bottom' which encompassed the lot. Bit Barbie/Ken tho...
'Tits' is my word of choice.
'Breasts' is too clinical.
'Boobs' is too playground.
'Knockers' is too Benny Hill.
Love 'lollies' tho for a laugh...
'Cock' is definitely sexy.
'Dick' is an everyday word.
'Willy' or anything else is what little boys have and is sooooo not sexy.
I was confused when I first lived in S Yorks to hear the term 'tail'. And still am. Or rather...there are some men out there who seem confused - got things back to front a bit....?

:welcome: to the forum - you should post more often :thumbup:
I tend to agree with you on pretty much all of the above - never heard the 'tail' thing - bit eeeuuugh, if you ask me! :shock: