Genitalia I mean.
This was inspired by a family discussion the other week - yes I know they're strange! :P
Mine gets called a Tuppence, when I was small it was a wiggy. (I have no idea why)
Tim has a Tail and swears that's all it has ever been called! (No I don't believe him either)
So, any others out there?
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Sex God
Mine was called a hapepunny (or half a penny ) :shock: Why ???? I don't know..
Sexpert
Funsize !!!! :shock: :twisted: 
Master of Sex
when i
Sex God
well..........i'll probably regret this!!!!
mines a 'percy'!!! (hywell bennett reference!)
my ex's was a tallulah, lula, lulipop, etc etc!!!
the luliPOP was probably MOST accurate!!! ( use your imagination!!! )
neil x x x x x x
mines a 'percy'!!! (hywell bennett reference!)
my ex's was a tallulah, lula, lulipop, etc etc!!!
the luliPOP was probably MOST accurate!!! ( use your imagination!!!
)neil x x x x x x
Mine is now Percy too as in point Percy at the porcelaine, but when I was groing up it was a "little man".... I now worry about my parents!!!!
don't ask what they called number two's
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina.... we saw no reason not to use the correct terms
Mirth
don't ask what they called number two's
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina.... we saw no reason not to use the correct terms
Mirth
Sex God
Quote by mirth
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina....
oh the innocence of youth eh?????
neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Mine was called a hapepunny (or half a penny )
There was a song wasn't there, which started 'Keep yer 'and on yer 'apenny...' I think Stanley Holloway sang it. It was supposed to be a means of contraception but I bet it led to an excess of masturbation :!:
Now I just wish that she would lengthen her skirt so as not to potentially be flashing her ferJavelin!!!
is it a feature of maturity that daughter's skirts are apparently ridiculously short compared to all others.... or is it just a sign of good parental concern that one is concerned at daughters skirt length , but has fewer qualms at the length of skirts of the daughters of others?
Just wish next few years would pass quickly and safely!!!
Mirth
is it a feature of maturity that daughter's skirts are apparently ridiculously short compared to all others.... or is it just a sign of good parental concern that one is concerned at daughters skirt length , but has fewer qualms at the length of skirts of the daughters of others?
Just wish next few years would pass quickly and safely!!!
Mirth
Sex God
Now I was going to tell you the truth that mine was called a "willy" but I'm going to lie and tell you it's a TONKA :!:
Oh my god did i laugh at this thread!! well mine as a child was a Mini! eww dont know why but it makes me cringe now lol and my daughters is a tinkle lol mine now is minge i know , i know its crude. Other friends girls call theirs fairies lol. As for the boys in my family well its plain old willy! xxxxpepps 
ops: Ah well i refere to my genitals as 'her' or 'she' lolol, my man says 'him' or 'he', for his.
But when generally talkin or muckin about, my clits a 'nubbin' lol, and on the whole its a 'twinkle'.
My man is just good ol' fashioned 'cock' (a word i find very tasty hehe) :P
But i have heard women and girlie friends call theirs any thing from 'chubbies' (i love that one, amuses me no end
) to 'minge' (somethin that makes me cringe, almost as much as c*nt)
I love to hear what ppl call theirs, a great source of mirth and merriment!
PJ xx
But when generally talkin or muckin about, my clits a 'nubbin' lol, and on the whole its a 'twinkle'.
My man is just good ol' fashioned 'cock' (a word i find very tasty hehe) :P
But i have heard women and girlie friends call theirs any thing from 'chubbies' (i love that one, amuses me no end
) to 'minge' (somethin that makes me cringe, almost as much as c*nt)I love to hear what ppl call theirs, a great source of mirth and merriment!
PJ xx
Sex God
at my age you can call it what you want and it still wont cum
Sex God
wilma!!! :lol2: i'd forgotten that one........
:rotflmao:
was our polite version of the other name, which i hesitate to even indirectly refer to, ending in **nge!!!
fanx for the memory!!! :lol2:
neil x x x x
My friend calls hers a flange!!!
:rotflmao: was our polite version of the other name, which i hesitate to even indirectly refer to, ending in **nge!!!
fanx for the memory!!! :lol2:
neil x x x x
Sex God
One name for female genitalia that never fails to make me cringe is "mary".
A friend who comes from Leeds uses this term and so does her four year old daughter. Don't know if it's an expression only used in Yorkshire but I'm glad I don't hear it too often!
But what is probably even worse is the expression we use - flue - as in chimney stack :shock:
Eeuuwww! But it sounds funny anyway
A friend who comes from Leeds uses this term and so does her four year old daughter. Don't know if it's an expression only used in Yorkshire but I'm glad I don't hear it too often!
But what is probably even worse is the expression we use - flue - as in chimney stack :shock:
Eeuuwww! But it sounds funny anyway
Many names there, mine is called 'George' when he has a name... my other half hates the term pussy so rather than talk about it I go for the actions speak louder than words and just show her...
Out of interest a previous girl friend of mine was certain that men who named them were more likely to people. Somthing about disassociation, it having a name and therefore not being them if they did anything or some such rubbish...
Out of interest a previous girl friend of mine was certain that men who named them were more likely to people. Somthing about disassociation, it having a name and therefore not being them if they did anything or some such rubbish...
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Mine gets called a Tuppence............
*Steveg_nw rolls around on the floor laughing as he recalls the image of Jas running for the cold shower shouting "Tim, Tim.......he's burnt me tuppence, he's burnt me tuppence" after her first encounter with a Wrigley's Airwave strip.
:rotflmao:An ex girlfriend once gave mine a nickname. She used to call hers Sue and gave mine an associated nick. That's the only clue you're getting though. You don't seriously expect me to tell you lot do you?? :shock:
Steve
