As with the Police Officer; it was found that the distraction can in it's self become erotic. So ladies when you are reading a good book on the sofa. Your man has a match on the TV and he places his hand on your leg, you may like to ask yourself, "Who is he thinking about."
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Once upon a time there was a Police Officer who came like he was doing a blue light run. To stop himself cuming so quickly he said the caution to himself.
It worked for a time. Then he found he was becoming aroused when ever he arrested someone. Soon he gained the record for the most arrests. After each arrest he would take a nap before filing his report.
Things came to a head when he forgot himself. On completing the caution one day he yelled, "Away the lads"
The arrestee, successfully alleged sexual assault. The Police Officer was dismissed and put on parole. This did not stop him, he continued to make citizen arrests, on more and more spurious grounds.
He was finial committed. He still chants the caution in his straight jacket.
Then again the whole think could be a joke.
