What do you look for in a bed?

7 Jul 2007

No - I'm not talking about bed bugs or her lost pair of knickers. I mean what's important to you when you buy a bed?
Angelica and I bought a new bed today. It's been a long time since our last one so the requirements have changed a bit.
Now I can hear one or two of you saying 'Well at his age, an orthopaedic would be the best' but I have to report that our requirements betrayed our new and much-loved lifestyle - swinging.
Yes the bed had to be a divan with access all around so that anyone could approach from any direction and access the action. It had to be b-iiiii-gggg - yup - we went for a Super Kingsize. We tested it for squeaking and made sure it had convenient knobs and things for tying ropes to.
What would you look for in a bed - if you were buying one??
Ooops I forgot to mention the new mirrored wardrobes and the large walk-in shower we're also putting in the bedroom.
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7 Jul 2007

It's just going to be a pervy boudoir/den of iniquity isn't it? :shock:
I'd need an orthopaedic bed - nice and firm. And it'd have to be high so that Mr-FB doesn't have to stoop to shag me doggy-style (we had our current bed made higher). :twisted:
Will you be having a bed-warming party then?

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
It's just going to be a pervy boudoir/den of iniquity isn't it? :shock:
I'd need an orthopaedic bed - nice and firm. And it'd have to be high so that Mr-FB doesn't have to stoop to shag me doggy-style (we had our current bed made higher). :twisted:
Will you be having a bed-warming party then?

That's funny - it meets all those criteria.
Bed warming will be when the shower's in - can't have people getting too hot and sweaty without being able to spruce up! Looking for a good place for a mirror opposite the shower (that's the other pervy bit).
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7 Jul 2007

Quote by westerross

I'd need an orthopaedic bed - nice and firm. And it'd have to be high so that Mr-FB doesn't have to stoop to shag me doggy-style (we had our current bed made higher). :twisted:

That's funny - it meets all those criteria.

And it would fit four in it? :twisted:

7 Jul 2007

I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!
lol

7 Jul 2007

I'd want a bed that doesn't squeek when you shag on it!
Ours is 18 years old and it squeeks so bloody loud it can be really distracting at certain times rolleyes

7 Jul 2007

In future I'll be looking for a stronger bed!!... I went for the lovely oak pine look with foot board as well as headboard and it's lovely, trouble is too much action and three of the slats underneath have snapped!..
Next time the good old divan looks promising lol

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I'd want a bed that doesn't squeek when you shag on it!
Ours is 18 years old and it squeeks so bloody loud it can be really distracting at certain times

Ours is about 10 years old but it squeaks, since we moved it. Our house guests last weekend had to shag on the floor so that they didn't make too much noise and wake our kids! lol

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Ours is about 10 years old but it squeaks, since we moved it. Our house guests last weekend had to shag on the floor so that they didn't make too much noise and wake our kids!

I know that one :lol2:
The floor, the sofa, coffee table, garage but I refuse to shag in the kitchen since Ians Dad made some comment about not using the worktop over the dishwasher because it wasn't safe enough redface

7 Jul 2007

This is the nearest image I could find to my bed, biggrin

I can get a better movement with something to hold on to :D

7 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!

Like a Pussy Posse Futon you mean?? rotflmao

I wasn't there but I am hoping to repeat the scenario :giggle:
*Quickly puts the tenon saw away*
innocent

7 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!

Like a Pussy Posse Futon you mean?? rotflmao

I wasn't there but I am hoping to repeat the scenario :giggle:
and it's still fecking broken rolleyes

I had murder trying to explain to my son how 2 women broke his futon confused

7 Jul 2007

proximity

7 Jul 2007

I look for George Clooney in my bed
never found him yet though confused

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'd want a bed that doesn't squeek when you shag on it!
Ours is 18 years old and it squeeks so bloody loud it can be really distracting at certain times

Ours is about 10 years old but it squeaks, since we moved it. Our house guests last weekend had to shag on the floor so that they didn't make too much noise and wake our kids! lol

ops: always considerate wink

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Angelica
ops: always considerate

Hmmm, wasn't so much the squeaks they heard though! :twisted:

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

ops: always considerate

Hmmm, wasn't so much the squeaks they heard though! :twisted:
you bad woman lol smackbottom

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Angelica

ops: always considerate

Hmmm, wasn't so much the squeaks they heard though! :twisted:
you bad woman lol smackbottom

Moi? Bad? Dunno how you've got the cheek :twisted:

8 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!

Like a Pussy Posse Futon you mean?? rotflmao

I wasn't there but I am hoping to repeat the scenario :giggle:
I couldn't possibly comment!

8 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
And it would fit four in it? :twisted:

Well I did suggest to Angelica that we try out a few positions on the bed in the shop :twisted: (just simulation mind you) and that there was another couple there who looked as though they might be game for a full road test but she turned that offer down sad

Oh and I forgot to mention the drawers in the base to store all the toys, lubes and ropes.
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8 Jul 2007

Quote by Sarah
I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!

Like a Pussy Posse Futon you mean?? rotflmao

I wasn't there but I am hoping to repeat the scenario :giggle:
I couldn't possibly comment!
But you could PM me.... :twisted: !
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8 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
I'm disappointed.. no mirrored ceiling? :rascal:

We did discuss that but Bob the builder insists on road testing everything and Angelica doesn't fancy him.
dunno

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8 Jul 2007

Quote by westerross
I'm disappointed.. no mirrored ceiling? :rascal:

We did discuss that but Bob the builder insists on road testing everything and Angelica doesn't fancy him.
dunno

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But do you?
bolt

8 Jul 2007

Quote by winchwench
I'm disappointed.. no mirrored ceiling? :rascal:

We did discuss that but Bob the builder insists on road testing everything and Angelica doesn't fancy him.
dunno

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But do you?
bolt

:giggle: :giggle: Bad Winchy! smackbottom

8 Jul 2007

Quote by winchwench
I'm disappointed.. no mirrored ceiling? :rascal:

We did discuss that but Bob the builder insists on road testing everything and Angelica doesn't fancy him.
dunno

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But do you?
bolt

Nah - he's not my type! Mind you there's a thought - p'raps I could 'negotiate' some sort of a discount.
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8 Jul 2007

Quote by westerross
Nah - he's not my type! Mind you there's a thought - p'raps I could 'negotiate' some sort of a discount.
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:shock: Oerrrrrrr we want pics of the 'negotiating' then, please! :twisted: lol

8 Jul 2007

OK now folks - let's all get back onto the bed! wink

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8 Jul 2007

No footboard, so that shins don't get scraped when performing doggy-style :twisted:

8 Jul 2007

One of those wine bottle holders for cold wine.

8 Jul 2007

nice 4 poster bed that you can pole dance round lol

not too soft though