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I thought it tasted like po.
as on many occasions as I have come the lady in question says SHIT.
Quote by markz
I thought it tasted like po.
as on many occasions as I have come the lady in question says SHIT.

Shouldnt that be "shi!"
Quote by the_Laird
Well after you've had the "snip", it tastes of chocolate!!
And not just any old chocolate, OH NO, your finest Swiss chocolate I'll have you know!! cool
Still peddling the myth confused
Still not working tho'!! sad
wink

Got to admit the NICEST cum has come from a snipped/knotted man.... god bless that man... and it was NEVER lumpy either.....
:swoon:
Quote by tattyxpx
Got to admit the NICEST cum has come from a snipped/knotted man.... god bless that man... and it was NEVER lumpy either.....
:swoon:

Nicest cum - honest to God tatty how can you say that :scared:
Cum tastes horrible so you just have to swallow quick without thinking about it praying it doesn't go in the eyes or hair :eeek:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Got to admit the NICEST cum has come from a snipped/knotted man.... god bless that man... and it was NEVER lumpy either.....
:swoon:

Nicest cum - honest to God tatty how can you say that :scared:
Cum tastes horrible so you just have to swallow quick without thinking about it praying it doesn't go in the eyes or hair :eeek:
Especially when you are stood at the bar, having just met someone!
wink
Quote by Happy Cats
Got to admit the NICEST cum has come from a snipped/knotted man.... god bless that man... and it was NEVER lumpy either.....
:swoon:

Nicest cum - honest to God tatty how can you say that :scared:
Cum tastes horrible so you just have to swallow quick without thinking about it praying it doesn't go in the eyes or hair :eeek:
Especially when you are stood at the bar, having just met someone!
wink
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Who?
What?
No, never heard of Dawn_Mids dunno bolt
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i`ll give you some advice :sticky: its very important you dont get any in your eyes :shock: :shock: :shock:
:upset: it stings like a bastard bolt
H`red

i'll second that :upset:
It contains the same enzyme thats in snake venom. Getting a lot in your eyes could lead to at best conjunctivitus and worse scarring of the corneas and maybe blindness.
My wife will confess to snipped is best though smile
Quote by freckledbird
Well after you've had the "snip", it tastes of chocolate!!
And not just any old chocolate, OH NO, your finest Swiss chocolate I'll have you know!! cool
Still peddling the myth confused
Still not working tho'!! sad
wink

Ooooooooooo you had me getting all excited then. Never tried any from a man who's had the snip :shock:
Ahem!
Quote by marmalaid
Well after you've had the "snip", it tastes of chocolate!!
And not just any old chocolate, OH NO, your finest Swiss chocolate I'll have you know!! cool
Still peddling the myth confused
Still not working tho'!! sad
wink

Ooooooooooo you had me getting all excited then. Never tried any from a man who's had the snip :shock:
Ahem!
No Little Tadpoles in it lol
Fred
Quote by the_Laird
Well after you've had the "snip", it tastes of chocolate!!
And not just any old chocolate, OH NO, your finest Swiss chocolate I'll have you know!! cool
Still peddling the myth confused
Still not working tho'!! sad
wink

Really?
My hubbies had the snip and all i can say is...whos cum is he shooting out then? dunno
The only thing I can add to this thread is that I was once with a girlfriend who I constantly asked the same question, even after I had the snip. She decided to garggle and pass it back to me in a passionate kiss.
Conclussion: Warm, Salty, oyster like,
I can't say that I would crave it, but it certainly helped me understand why some receipients may gag a little or would even prefer to spit!
Quote by chadders245
.........I was once with a girlfriend who I constantly asked the same question, even after I had the snip. She decided to garggle and pass it back to me in a passionate kiss.

that happened to me once too.. she surprised me and I must say it tasted rather odd :shock:
Then I had another girlfriend who used to love it - she once said that me coming in her mouth made her feel special - not kidding you! By saying that she made ME feel very special - God I miss that girl sad
Difficult to describe the taste as i normally swallow to quickly. lol However i would say that it was definately a salty taste.
Hmm tastes a bit salty usually. If the guy's a smoker sometimes it tastes disgusting.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Cum tastes horrible so you just have to swallow quick without thinking about it praying it doesn't go in the eyes or hair :eeek:

hehe... I quite like it in my hair ...
Quote by TheLovelyOne
hehe... I quite like it in my hair ...

Yeah, me too - & running down my cheeks so I can lick it all up! Mmmmm
given that it hasn't been introduced as a centre in the quality street tin, I'd bet that it isn't that great
Every man tastes different to me...but smokers taste the worst, really bitter yuk! confused
As for getting it in your hair....saves on hair gel I find lol
Quote by berksbex
As for getting it in your hair....saves on hair gel I find lol

Perhaps we should research and develop a Swinging Hairven range ...
Quote by cosfordguy
hi i live near cosford in the midlands and i wanna know how cum tastes can any one tell me or help me taste someones not my own tho it has to squirt in my mouth please leave me a message or pm or email cheers phil 19

Well after three pages of sound and tastefull advice have you found the answer to your question. confused:
Fred
Quote by Sarah
I have no problems with the taste what so ever, just wish it happened more often, with me swallowing, rather than................ :P
Keep it out of eyes and hair,

oh sarah you are such a tease !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by davej
given that it hasn't been introduced as a centre in the quality street tin, I'd bet that it isn't that great

would still taste better than coffee flavour sweets
Cosfordguy, now you've not picked the most inconspicuous name have you?
the only thing in cosford is the airbase :giggle:
you could ask round the squadran for a little help with your quest blast
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The answer that seems to be out there(in web world) is dont taste, just deep throat, ladys that will always work for me :twisted:
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My reply would have to be if your a guy and you masturbate then you have answer is in your own hand.
it tastes like and has the variable consistency of snot.
:mrgreen:
Like Bisto with all the ingredients taken out.
Oh Jes this thread has made me feel really really :uhoh: :sick:
DD
I call it seminal mouthwash, and it comes with a patent applicator...
I just swallow it straight down without it hitting the sides lol