Ok its a flammin start lol...
What have we all been doing in this glorious rainy weather..??
Has anyone come up with a way of using it to enhance the swinging at all??
Mike xx
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What have you been doing in all the rainy weather...?
Orgasminator
only thing i've done in this weather is pulling twats out of floods with the landy.
Sex God
saved me having a shower when I get home from work 
Sex God
OMG, you go tme thinking - imagine the scene - you go to a fvourite dogging spot, have some fun with a nice crowd of watchers/joiners. You start to drive out of the spot and find you are trapped by rising water.
What do you do? Call the rescue bods and try to convince them you were bird watching?
What do you do? Call the rescue bods and try to convince them you were bird watching?
Sex God
Every time you get that really heavy summer rain, you know the kind when the weather is really warm and muggy, looks like there could be thunder, and all of a sudden the heavens open and you get the biggest downpour ever? the kind with really massive bouncy rain drops?
I always get the urge to get my kit off and go run about in it (a bit like that song...)
Unfortunately, Den doesn't think it's such a good idea as he doesn't want to get wet ( :shock: )
So, any takers in Scotland who'll join me?
Unfortunately we live in a flat, so the only place for it is the car park!
m xx
I always get the urge to get my kit off and go run about in it (a bit like that song...)
Unfortunately, Den doesn't think it's such a good idea as he doesn't want to get wet ( :shock: )
So, any takers in Scotland who'll join me?
Unfortunately we live in a flat, so the only place for it is the car park!
m xx
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Quote by foxylady2209
OMG, you go tme thinking - imagine the scene - you go to a fvourite dogging spot, have some fun with a nice crowd of watchers/joiners. You start to drive out of the spot and find you are trapped by rising water.
What do you do?
Call Sparky (see post above)
Quote by mazandden
Every time you get that really heavy summer rain, you know the kind when the weather is really warm and muggy, looks like there could be thunder, and all of a sudden the heavens open and you get the biggest downpour ever? the kind with really massive bouncy rain drops?
I always get the urge to get my kit off and go run about in it (a bit like that song...)
That is something I really, really want to do, but running and neked should not be in the same sentance as I would definately do myself some form of permanent damage
What have we been doing during all this rain? Nothing! He has a broken ankle (second time he has broken it in 2 months)
and I have just come out of hospital and not allowed to do anything for at least 6 weeks, so daytime TV has been our saviour 
and we haven't even noticed the rain. 
Sex God
I've spend alot of time getting very very wet. I walk a lot and refuse to us the car for school pick ups whatever the weather. So many times have I got home soaked through. I love the rain especially when it's not cold.
Today was nice and sunny, so I took the kids off to the library on the bikes, laden with heavy library books and raincoats stuffed in my rucksack (just in case assuming average rainfall we've had) and it didn't rain at all! I had shoulder ache from carrying so much but so glad I didn't have to use the coats.
I refused the let the kids play inside the rest fo the day and lay in the sun chair while they played, well it's been such a rarity i though I'd make the most (my excuse)
pink x
Today was nice and sunny, so I took the kids off to the library on the bikes, laden with heavy library books and raincoats stuffed in my rucksack (just in case assuming average rainfall we've had) and it didn't rain at all! I had shoulder ache from carrying so much but so glad I didn't have to use the coats.
I refused the let the kids play inside the rest fo the day and lay in the sun chair while they played, well it's been such a rarity i though I'd make the most (my excuse)
pink x
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Quote by Stormwalker
Sunbathing, swimming and lusting after girls. :smug:
Well there's a thing :shock: that's exactly what I've been doing :giggle:
Quote by blueandpink
I've spend alot of time getting very very wet. I walk a lot and refuse to us the car for school pick ups whatever the weather. So many times have I got home soaked through. I love the rain especially when it's not cold.
Today was nice and sunny, so I took the kids off to the library on the bikes, laden with heavy library books and raincoats stuffed in my rucksack (just in case assuming average rainfall we've had) and it didn't rain at all! I had shoulder ache from carrying so much but so glad I didn't have to use the coats.
I refused the let the kids play inside the rest fo the day and lay in the sun chair while they played, well it's been such a rarity i though I'd make the most (my excuse)
pink x
That started so promising too lol.....
Have to comment how nice to see and hear someone who isn't scared of a little rain mind...
This from someone who drives 300 yards to the shop... You just made me feel guilty and tomorrow I promise to walk further...
Going to park the car a couple of feet further away each day lol.. Shhhh xxxx
Mike xxx
Sex? Swinging? In this weather? You lot are lucky - I've been mutating!
A friend and I were having lunch when I noticed her voice was starting to sound like a duck and she was becoming very unintelligible, I asked her what the problem was, she gave me a very embarrased look and said "you noticed then" she then removed her shoes and said "look at this"
I went OMG!!! there was skin growing between her toes, "what do you make of that" she asked. "That's webbed feet, that is" I ventured, it can only be down to the continual rain we're having.
Thing is, I said, I have a problem too. I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on those rare dry days and I have these strange marks behind my ears, "them gills them is" said my friend.
We both concluded that due to the continual rain our bodies were mutating into ducks and fish respectively.
So we agreed to spend this weekend digging a pond in the garden so we could both live happily ever after.
Fecking pondlife!!
A friend and I were having lunch when I noticed her voice was starting to sound like a duck and she was becoming very unintelligible, I asked her what the problem was, she gave me a very embarrased look and said "you noticed then" she then removed her shoes and said "look at this"
I went OMG!!! there was skin growing between her toes, "what do you make of that" she asked. "That's webbed feet, that is" I ventured, it can only be down to the continual rain we're having.
Thing is, I said, I have a problem too. I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on those rare dry days and I have these strange marks behind my ears, "them gills them is" said my friend.
We both concluded that due to the continual rain our bodies were mutating into ducks and fish respectively.
So we agreed to spend this weekend digging a pond in the garden so we could both live happily ever after.
Fecking pondlife!!
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
OMG, you go tme thinking - imagine the scene - you go to a fvourite dogging spot, have some fun with a nice crowd of watchers/joiners. You start to drive out of the spot and find you are trapped by rising water.
What do you do? Call the rescue bods and try to convince them you were bird watching?
pmsl foxy
Warming the Bed
ha ha... me and the missus have been sunning ourselves in majorca... 
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Quote by mdr2000
I've spend alot of time getting very very wet. I walk a lot and refuse to us the car for school pick ups whatever the weather. So many times have I got home soaked through. I love the rain especially when it's not cold.
Today was nice and sunny, so I took the kids off to the library on the bikes, laden with heavy library books and raincoats stuffed in my rucksack (just in case assuming average rainfall we've had) and it didn't rain at all! I had shoulder ache from carrying so much but so glad I didn't have to use the coats.
I refused the let the kids play inside the rest fo the day and lay in the sun chair while they played, well it's been such a rarity i though I'd make the most (my excuse)
pink x
That started so promising too lol.....
Have to comment how nice to see and hear someone who isn't scared of a little rain mind...
This from someone who drives 300 yards to the shop... You just made me feel guilty and tomorrow I promise to walk further...
Going to park the car a couple of feet further away each day lol.. Shhhh xxxx
Mike xxx
Mike!!
C'mon now be a brave boy and go for it, this de-sensitisation technique is just too namby pamby, just walk the whole way and feel the sense of achievement.....GFI!pink x
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Quote by blueandpink
Mike!!
pink x
:shock: :shock: Are you mad :shock: :shock:
Mike, don't listen, its a plot, its devious, its all designed to do away with the average British male by self destruction.
FGS, don’t you realise that this could bring on .............. MAN FLU :scared:
Ohhh Pete's right...
Man flu... its dangerous girls. No way could you begin to understand.. and it has been kinda damp out there eh.. Risky is risky!! I did try to move the car further away, i did .. but the urge got the better of me sorry and there was a stray cloud hovering over Texas at the time... I think i would be forgiven this time eh girls?
Tomorrow i will start afresh... yep, environmental Mike is going to reduce his carbon footprint.. :twisted:
As soon as i go out I am turning off the lights.. No Tv on or even on standby.. The heating will be right off, no hot water.. No radio no hi-fi and No Cooking all day...
Jeeze mrs mdr is going to be soooo bored till I get home eh lol..
Mike xx
Man flu... its dangerous girls. No way could you begin to understand.. and it has been kinda damp out there eh.. Risky is risky!! I did try to move the car further away, i did .. but the urge got the better of me sorry and there was a stray cloud hovering over Texas at the time... I think i would be forgiven this time eh girls?
Tomorrow i will start afresh... yep, environmental Mike is going to reduce his carbon footprint.. :twisted:
As soon as i go out I am turning off the lights.. No Tv on or even on standby.. The heating will be right off, no hot water.. No radio no hi-fi and No Cooking all day...
Jeeze mrs mdr is going to be soooo bored till I get home eh lol..
Mike xx
