Following a recent post asking what was meant by the phrase “I can’t see you, I need time to think†it occurred to me there are many confusing phrases. They either:
- mean different things to men and women
- are not as they first appear
- are a polite way of saying something else
So, maybe we need a directory of “When I said X, what I really meant to say was…..â€
I noticed I did one last night. I said to someone “you’re funnyâ€.
You’re Funny – you have a great sense of humour which makes me smile and laugh
You’re Funny – you are slightly weird or do slightly strange things
You’re Funny - you are on a different planet!
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What I meant to say was....
Wanna go for dinner? = I wanna fuck you
Wanna go for a drink? = I wanna fuck you
Wanna go to the cinema? = I wanna fuck you
Kids? Oh, yeah, I love kids! = Goodbye.
It's not you, it's me. = Just fuck off already, I'm bored.
I think we need to talk = Hopefully you'll refuse and I can use it as an excuse to dump you.
Wanna go for a drink? = I wanna fuck you
Wanna go to the cinema? = I wanna fuck you
Kids? Oh, yeah, I love kids! = Goodbye.
It's not you, it's me. = Just fuck off already, I'm bored.
I think we need to talk = Hopefully you'll refuse and I can use it as an excuse to dump you.
:Large-Pot-and-Stove:I'll give you a call when I am free =
a - I will give you a call when I am free as I want to meet you again
b - I will give you a call when I am free, I am just a bit busy right now
c - I have put you in a queue
d - I will give you a call if nothing else comes up
e - I might call you sometime
f - don't call me
g- damn another fat bitch!
h - You were crap!
a - I will give you a call when I am free as I want to meet you again
b - I will give you a call when I am free, I am just a bit busy right now
c - I have put you in a queue
d - I will give you a call if nothing else comes up
e - I might call you sometime
f - don't call me
g- damn another fat bitch!
h - You were crap!
You seem like a sweet couple: Now Ive seen your pictures, I dont really want meet you ever!
I love your tits:
you ave nice tits
thats the noly thing that is nice
Ive run out of things to say about you
I want some more pictures of your tits
My webcam doesnt work: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
My digital camera is broken: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
Im at my mums, so cant give you a ring: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
I love your tits:
you ave nice tits
thats the noly thing that is nice
Ive run out of things to say about you
I want some more pictures of your tits
My webcam doesnt work: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
My digital camera is broken: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
Im at my mums, so cant give you a ring: Im faking it so that I can get some pics of you off msn
I am genuine =
- I am genuinely interested in the swinging scene and wish to meet like minded people.
- I genuinely want to meet as many people for sex as possible.
- I genuinely want a shag and I don’t really care who.
- I am so ugly I figured this was my best chance of getting laid before I die.
- I am genuinely interested in the swinging scene and wish to meet like minded people.
- I genuinely want to meet as many people for sex as possible.
- I genuinely want a shag and I don’t really care who.
- I am so ugly I figured this was my best chance of getting laid before I die.
