Ill start,
When i see a middle aged man wearing a baseball cap, i just think what a prat!
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Sunday drivers - or any one that can't follow road signs ie 40mph in a 60 zone, school runners with a big mpv / 4x4 with one or two kids in back ( why not a normal car? ) boy racers that are all show no go, people that don't know why they have mirrors and / or indicators fitted and ESPECIALLY ANY BASTARDS THAT CAN'T SAY " THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME THROUGH " WITH A SHITTING NOD OR WAVE 
:x :x :x :x
Basically anyone that isn't at the level of a Professional Driver.
All the above except the smoking bit - but I will concede " blatently inconsiderate smokers "
:x :x :x :x Basically anyone that isn't at the level of a Professional Driver.
All the above except the smoking bit - but I will concede " blatently inconsiderate smokers "
lol where do I start??
People who park in Disabled/Mother and baby bays when they don't fit the criteria.
Senior citizens who think it is their God given right to cheat the queue anywhere.
Litter bugs.
Drivers who can't use roundabouts.
Gossips at the supermarket who just have to stand in a row of 3 so you can't get past-then glare at you when you ask politely if you could pass .
People who don't hold a door open behind them (cos I do :P)
I could go on but it's winding me up just thinking about it !
Minx xx
People who park in Disabled/Mother and baby bays when they don't fit the criteria.
Senior citizens who think it is their God given right to cheat the queue anywhere.
Litter bugs.
Drivers who can't use roundabouts.
Gossips at the supermarket who just have to stand in a row of 3 so you can't get past-then glare at you when you ask politely if you could pass .
People who don't hold a door open behind them (cos I do :P)
I could go on but it's winding me up just thinking about it !
Minx xx
Quote by HungryP
Middle lane hoggers
Cash machines without any cash in them
Smokers who light up in public places oblivious to the fact that everyone else is coughing their guts up
Parents who make no attempt to keep their children under control
Errrr, them as well.
:twisted:You shouldnt have done that yet, ive not finished just paused for breath.!!!!!! :x
The list continues:
Ques - any que!!!
Speed cameras when i havnt got a clue what the damned speed limit is
Motorway signs like "Fog" that get left in place well after the hazard has gone
Public toilets that are closed when i need a pee
Orgasminator
What irritates me is litter bugs i make my kids put their ribbish in their pockets until they can find a bin.
Smokers who let their smoke blow in your face, and toss the fag ends either on the floor or out of the car window :x :x i also hate people who let their pets dump in the street and don,t scoop it up so somebodies kid walks in it :x :x
i make my kids put their ribbish in their pockets until they can find a bin.Smokers who let their smoke blow in your face, and toss the fag ends either on the floor or out of the car window :x :x i also hate people who let their pets dump in the street and don,t scoop it up so somebodies kid walks in it :x :x
Quote by sexyann57
What irritates me is litter bugs
Smokers who let their smoke blow in your face, and toss the fag ends either on the floor or out of the car window :x :x i also hate people who let their pets dump in the street and don,t scoop it up so somebodies kid walks in it :x :x
Oh that is the fecking pits ! Lot's of people walk their dogs around where I live as there is a scenic trail and I have lost count of the number of times I have run out of the house screaming like a banshee at the inconsiderate twats that let their dogs sh*t there and don't clean it up. The plus side is that we have a warden that patrols the route and Oh how we laugh when they get an on-the-spot fine
Minx xx
Cats and people. But mostly cats.
cat shit.
Cats.
people spitting.
when my daughter sniffs and I have to yell for the millionth time "will you blow your bloody nose?!?!?!"
Cats shitting in my back garden then the sneaky brstards cover it up. I can smell it but I can't see it! Then, when I do find it, I have to clean it up and bleach the fecking garden. Grrrrr!
Old people queue jumping.
Car drivers who tear over the pedastrian crossing when the light's still on amber. The world was a pavement long before it was a road.
Supermarket check out people who are too busy chatting amongst themselves or texting their mates to do their blummin job.
Did I mention cats?
cat shit.
Cats.
people spitting.
when my daughter sniffs and I have to yell for the millionth time "will you blow your bloody nose?!?!?!"
Cats shitting in my back garden then the sneaky brstards cover it up. I can smell it but I can't see it! Then, when I do find it, I have to clean it up and bleach the fecking garden. Grrrrr!
Old people queue jumping.
Car drivers who tear over the pedastrian crossing when the light's still on amber. The world was a pavement long before it was a road.
Supermarket check out people who are too busy chatting amongst themselves or texting their mates to do their blummin job.
Did I mention cats?
Sex God
This is really weird ! I was gonna post a nearly identical thread . If anyone has seen the two TV series Grumpy Old Men / Women and enjoyed it they'll know the basis of the thread I was gonna do . I got a copy of the book by the series creator recently and thought it would make a great subject for discussion . Just to clarify , although the producers aimed at 34-54 year old men for the filming the writer has since discovered that " Grumpy Oldmanness " is neither age nor gender specific , its just a state of mind .
So thanks for posting the thread saved me doing it , lets see now ..obviously my list is too big for SH's server but ill choose some right in the forefront of the memory .
Fog lights on , light mist
Sales calls that begin with the words " I want to speak to the person that deals with ....................."
Music that is named after buildings ( house , garage , semi detached bungalow etc )
Any TV programme that contains the word Bootsale
So thanks for posting the thread saved me doing it , lets see now ..obviously my list is too big for SH's server but ill choose some right in the forefront of the memory .
Fog lights on , light mist
Sales calls that begin with the words " I want to speak to the person that deals with ....................."
Music that is named after buildings ( house , garage , semi detached bungalow etc )
Any TV programme that contains the word Bootsale
:rotflmao: :worship: :rotflmao:ok here goes
familys u see in the papers who have 18 childen and say i cant afford to go back to work. we get to much money on benefits,, then theres a photo of them all. and they all look like tramps in there minging clothes.. yeah well better of
the person who goes in my shop. whats close to my work on a wednesday at ten aclock.. who i have to que after while she picks her lottery scatch cards,,i have 2 them errr no make that 3,, give me a pac man...o a st patricks day one... 2 them...
then puts her lotto on... then asks them to check last saturday draw for her.. i'm on a half hour...hurry up
trevor macdonald grrrrrrrrrrrrr u so bugging
thats it for now... take care bye
familys u see in the papers who have 18 childen and say i cant afford to go back to work. we get to much money on benefits,, then theres a photo of them all. and they all look like tramps in there minging clothes.. yeah well better of
the person who goes in my shop. whats close to my work on a wednesday at ten aclock.. who i have to que after while she picks her lottery scatch cards,,i have 2 them errr no make that 3,, give me a pac man...o a st patricks day one... 2 them...
then puts her lotto on... then asks them to check last saturday draw for her.. i'm on a half hour...hurry up
trevor macdonald grrrrrrrrrrrrr u so bugging
thats it for now... take care bye
Orgasminator
I forgot the tax man and the vat winkers
Oh and companys that dont pay on time.
Oh and companys that dont pay on time.
Sex God
not being able to put pics on my posts 
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People who dump there rubbish when a perfectly good recycling centre is 5 mins away!!!!
I work for a waste management company - and for some overtime I worked at a local recycling site and now in no particular order some of the gripes I garnered from my experience
After turning up with something heavy ( like a washing machine ) some old coffin dodger will ask for your help to lift up and carry it over to the metal pit, to wit I would ask how did you get it in the car, to learn " Oh my son helped me! " and I have to resist screming back " Why isn't he fuckin' 'elpin' you now? "
After directing someone as to where to put their paper, metal, wood and general waste find they ignore me totally and either leave it on the ground where they parked or all dumped in the general ( un-recyclable ) rubbish. Upon being challanged they would cough up the old chestnut " Well it's your job to sort it, innit? ", I would try to re-educate by saying we guide people where to put stuff 'cos we cant take time to do everybody's crap and a lot of stuff would just get wasted in landfill or incineraters. 9 times out of 10 it would solve the problem - but you might get the arse'ole that seems to think just 'cos he pays his council tax we were his personal waste skivvies, the answer of course was to say " So do I mate - tell you what, find someone that don't pay his council tax and get 'im to do it! " If they still failed to atone for their sins, you could still say " Alright mate, we got your reg number - if you come back we'll slap you with a ticket for fly-tipping - so fuck off. "
Deary me I have rambled - sorry.
Quote by smokerjim
People who dump there rubbish when a perfectly good recycling centre is 5 mins away!!!!
I work for a waste management company - and for some overtime I worked at a local recycling site and now in no particular order some of the gripes I garnered from my experience
After turning up with something heavy ( like a washing machine ) some old coffin dodger will ask for your help to lift up and carry it over to the metal pit, to wit I would ask how did you get it in the car, to learn " Oh my son helped me! " and I have to resist screming back " Why isn't he fuckin' 'elpin' you now? "
After directing someone as to where to put their paper, metal, wood and general waste find they ignore me totally and either leave it on the ground where they parked or all dumped in the general ( un-recyclable ) rubbish. Upon being challanged they would cough up the old chestnut " Well it's your job to sort it, innit? ", I would try to re-educate by saying we guide people where to put stuff 'cos we cant take time to do everybody's crap and a lot of stuff would just get wasted in landfill or incineraters. 9 times out of 10 it would solve the problem - but you might get the arse'ole that seems to think just 'cos he pays his council tax we were his personal waste skivvies, the answer of course was to say " So do I mate - tell you what, find someone that don't pay his council tax and get 'im to do it! " If they still failed to atone for their sins, you could still say " Alright mate, we got your reg number - if you come back we'll slap you with a ticket for fly-tipping - so fuck off. "
Deary me I have rambled - sorry.
Now come on Jim., sometimes its not always possible to take whoever helps you put the goods on to the vehicle to the Recycling Centre!!Has happened to me lots of times, we have loaded the car up and then sons or whoever have had to go off to work and ive ended up going on my own. And then despite me being in high heels staff just stand there pretending to work when we both know full well there not (OK there is one guy whos an exception to this rule)Usually i get more help from other members of the public than the staff, except of cours if im throwing something away that looks like its in good knick anc could be sold oon?????!!!!!!
Quote by foxylady 123
People who dump there rubbish when a perfectly good recycling centre is 5 mins away!!!!
I work for a waste management company - and for some overtime I worked at a local recycling site and now in no particular order some of the gripes I garnered from my experience
After turning up with something heavy ( like a washing machine ) some old coffin dodger will ask for your help to lift up and carry it over to the metal pit, to wit I would ask how did you get it in the car, to learn " Oh my son helped me! " and I have to resist screming back " Why isn't he fuckin' 'elpin' you now? "
After directing someone as to where to put their paper, metal, wood and general waste find they ignore me totally and either leave it on the ground where they parked or all dumped in the general ( un-recyclable ) rubbish. Upon being challanged they would cough up the old chestnut " Well it's your job to sort it, innit? ", I would try to re-educate by saying we guide people where to put stuff 'cos we cant take time to do everybody's crap and a lot of stuff would just get wasted in landfill or incineraters. 9 times out of 10 it would solve the problem - but you might get the arse'ole that seems to think just 'cos he pays his council tax we were his personal waste skivvies, the answer of course was to say " So do I mate - tell you what, find someone that don't pay his council tax and get 'im to do it! " If they still failed to atone for their sins, you could still say " Alright mate, we got your reg number - if you come back we'll slap you with a ticket for fly-tipping - so fuck off. "
Deary me I have rambled - sorry.
Now come on Jim., sometimes its not always possible to take whoever helps you put the goods on to the vehicle to the Recycling Centre!!Has happened to me lots of times, we have loaded the car up and then sons or whoever have had to go off to work and ive ended up going on my own. And then despite me being in high heels staff just stand there pretending to work when we both know full well there not (OK there is one guy whos an exception to this rule)Usually i get more help from other members of the public than the staff, except of cours if im throwing something away that looks like its in good knick anc could be sold oon?????!!!!!!
Have to agree with you Foxylady.....our local centre the staff there can be very rude i remember one guy really laying into some old fella just cause he asked for help....and i have seen them standing around doing nothing looking really mean so you feel intimidated about going over to them!
Sexlightened
I find if you wear heels and a mini skirt and show some cleavage you get more offers of help than you need. 
Sex God
Bad journalism by overqualified under talented lazy hacks.
Green Sweets ( why do they bother ?)
High minded comment based on speculation.
Attempts at individualism dressed as liberalism.
Indifference disguised as liberalism.
Selfish self satisfaction in the guise of hedonism and 'progress'.
The fact that people keep giving Paul o'Grady TV shows even though hes crap unless hes dressed as Lily.
Green Sweets ( why do they bother ?)
High minded comment based on speculation.
Attempts at individualism dressed as liberalism.
Indifference disguised as liberalism.
Selfish self satisfaction in the guise of hedonism and 'progress'.
The fact that people keep giving Paul o'Grady TV shows even though hes crap unless hes dressed as Lily.
Quote by uhuru
I find if you wear heels and a mini skirt and show some cleavage you get more offers of help than you need.
True, but the point is one shouldnt have to do so to get help , particulary at a council run, eviromentally desirable, facility!! (and im not having a go at Jim just talking in general)
Sex God
It works for driving tests too ive heard
