one of them is writing porn...:notes:
and this site has given me sooooo many ideas.... thank you all for being so inspiring...i will let you know when the novel is accepted by Black Lace....
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Quote by agricola
Can't afford to have one job in the country: I do lots of things.
I am official village idiot.
I rescue butterflies from the inside of windows.
I sniff all the septic tanks in the village to see if any are in need of emptying.
I check the weathercock on the church to see it is accurate.
I drive cattle up and down the road so the townies can take nice pictures.
I watch the grass grow and write a report in the agricultural section of local paper reporting growth rates and colour.
I work for several decorators: I watch their paint dry and ring them when it's ready for another coat.
I act as a substitute scarecrow when one of the real ones needs a bit of R&R.I work as a decoy for the local pigeon shooting syndicate: I lie in a field of and say 'coooo-coooo'.
I 'ramble out on a bright May Morning early'-so the local folk musicians have something to sing about.
I am substitute fox when the local hunt runs short of real ones: I don Gran's fur coat, roll in the dustbin and run up and down shouting 'Boom-Boom!!'.
I'm paid to sit in the pub going 'ooh-arrr' for the nice American tourists.
I write poetry
I save the planet.
One of these may actually be my paid employment.......
I know which it is!!!...........I remember when we were young angry-cola (it's like rola-cola only with more bite!) the lads at school nicknamed you the 'scarecrow' as you used to frighten away all the birds!
KinkyLizard
I'm a profesional stud........
Stud up that is..
Stud up that is..
And I bust dams.
Quote by Bad Cop
I write computer games.
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.
Denki, DMA, Visual Sciences, Real Time Worlds or IdeasFactory?
I have visited Dundee muchly.
Pardon Monsieur, je ne compron pas, parlez vous en francais ce vous plas
Warming the Bed
Quote by wizzer
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil
hi bud
during the day im a vertical transport technician and at night im a wannabe male gigalo
Orgasminator
I used to be an IT contractor on IBM AS/400's in various industrys.
Gave it up to be a full time dad when I moved back from london to the mids, and a part time erotic photographer... till I learn my craft fully and take it up full time.
I also do freelance tog'ing at BDSM/fetish clubs and small music gigs... Dont make any money from it, more a personal pleasure thing :-)
Gave it up to be a full time dad when I moved back from london to the mids, and a part time erotic photographer... till I learn my craft fully and take it up full time.
I also do freelance tog'ing at BDSM/fetish clubs and small music gigs... Dont make any money from it, more a personal pleasure thing :-)
Quote by piercedJon
I used to be an IT contractor on IBM AS/400's in various industrys.
:-)
RPG Jon?
Sex God
Quote by Calista
However, i wear a hat with many feathers .
MISSCHIEF!!!...........Calista's nicked your hat!
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I used to be an IT contractor on IBM AS/400's in various industrys.
:-)
RPG Jon?
Gack! RPG! I used to have to teach that (as no one wanted to learn APL in the early-'80s). Nowadays, I just work as a professional alchemist...
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by Marya
I sell my dirty knickers on eBay to support my university studies.
Boooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm!!!!
that was Marya's inbox exploding with pm's? heard it from here ffs! :lol2:
n x x x :P
Quote by Reese
I used to be an IT contractor on IBM AS/400's in various industrys.
:-)
RPG Jon?
Gack! RPG! I used to have to teach that (as no one wanted to learn APL in the early-'80s). Nowadays, I just work as a professional alchemist...
~Reese!
eeeeeeee, Reece - those were the days eh?
I've coded in Assembler, Plan, Cobol, RPG, AM,RM,QM (TPMS & IDMS expert here too!)
That was before all the 'sexy' new 4GL's came in!
Now I'm a Business Analyst and occasional Oracle developer!
Alex x x
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
[I've coded in Assembler
Wow! :shock: A real programmer!! :thumbup:
~Reese!
Quote by Reese
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
Used to be the only way to go for the old attached array processors for scientific apps!
*wistfully remembers the big, old Floating Point Systems box attached to the mainframe, then reaches over and lovingly pats the Mac in appreciation of its dual 128-bit, 32GFlops AltiVec pipelines*
Quote by Reese
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
Used to be the only way to go for the old attached array processors for scientific apps!
*wistfully remembers the big, old Floating Point Systems box attached to the mainframe, then reaches over and lovingly pats the Mac in appreciation of its dual 128-bit, 32GFlops AltiVec pipelines*
OMG - could you imagine the size of the machine they would havebeen to accomodate the processing power in your bog-standard pc nowadays. You'd need a football stadium to house it in!
My first really big project was all on punched cards on an ICL 1900 series! All batch processing - no VDU's except as operators consoles! I reckon I could still remember how to use one of those old hand punches!
(mmmmmm - feeling old now!)
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I reckon I could still remember how to use one of those old hand punches!
Hee hee - speaking of punched cards, I used to tell my students that Herman Hollerith's wife, Bernice, invented the dustpan!
Was great being a professor - students tend to take your word for everything... ;)
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
68000 assembler coder at your service! ah them were the days. nowt i loved more than an elegant interrupt service routine! eat 'em for breakfast i would! typically with cold pizza and jolt cola! :lol2: and gimme cobol any day over C++ and all that malarkey. what's all that about eh?
you getting turned on yet alex? ;)
neil x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
68000 assembler coder at your service! ah them were the days. nowt i loved more than an elegant interrupt service routine! eat 'em for breakfast i would! typically with cold pizza and jolt cola! :lol2: and gimme cobol any day over C++ and all that malarkey. what's all that about eh?
you getting turned on yet alex? ;)
neil x x x :P
Turned on? - I've not turned off since your posting the kissing thread!!!!!
(I didn't think you were old enough to remember assembler Neil!)
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Lol - it's been a while since I coded in Machine Code!!!!!!
68000 assembler coder at your service! ah them were the days. nowt i loved more than an elegant interrupt service routine! eat 'em for breakfast i would! typically with cold pizza and jolt cola! :lol2: and gimme cobol any day over C++ and all that malarkey. what's all that about eh?
you getting turned on yet alex? ;)
neil x x x :P
Turned on? - I've not turned off since your posting the kissing thread!!!!!
(I didn't think you were old enough to remember assembler Neil!)
and yep i was nobbut a youngster who couldn't afford a C compiler, so MC it was! flummoxed me A level tutor with 2000 lines of code instead of a few 100 lines of pascal. he just gave it an A rather than try and understand it! :rotflmao:
n x x x ;)
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n x x x ;)
Was it 'that' good - I think you manged to seduce half the female membership with that one!
Quote by Alexandra
n x x x ;)
Was it 'that' good - I think you mamanged to seduce half the female membership with that one!
Smooth talking big nosed bastard. Wish I'd thought of that
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
I used to be an IT contractor on IBM AS/400's in various industrys.
:-)
RPG Jon?
Yeps... one of the best *snigger* languages in the world, lol.
