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Warming the Bed
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil
Sex God
Quote by wizzer
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil

Well... you could start with telling us yours.
Quote by wizzer
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil

I haven't a day Job, but have been an idiot all my life!!! lol redface mad
I shant tell you my day job as it is rubbish but I can tell you what Im good at :swingingchair:
proffesional muncher and part time poster.. does that help?
lol
Warming the Bed
professional sports, but dont want to say much more than thatsmile
I would guess there are fakes on here so im sure many think im telling porkies, and i have also sent a reply to a few ad's with a reply coming back my way saying genuine people only?? are there lots of men who just lie about who and what they are??
Phil x
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil

Well... you could start with telling us yours.
Good point, well made! cool
well i'm now a full time poster on here, and very part time IT manager...dont get paid for posting tho.. confused
Warming the Bed
I guess many do not want to say what they do because they might get seen working on the tills in ASDA in oxford and someone will say (Hi Im xxxxx from the swinging heaven forum) ha ha
Phil
Quote by wizzer
I guess many do not want to say what they do because they might get seen working on the tills in ASDA in oxford and someone will say (Hi Im xxxxx from the swinging heaven forum) ha ha
Phil

you have quite a journey to work if u work in oxford but live in wales!!!! lol
Sex God
I write computer games.
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.
Sex God
Quote by wizzer
professional sports, but dont want to say much more than thatsmile
I would guess there are fakes on here so im sure many think im telling porkies, and i have also sent a reply to a few ad's with a reply coming back my way saying genuine people only?? are there lots of men who just lie about who and what they are??
Phil x

Speck so.
I am yet to receive a reply to our ad that looks like this:
Hi. I am a total waster. Time waster, that is. I am completely stupid. I am unclean and seriously insecure. I will tell everyone about what you and I have done. Safe sex? That's for wimps. Tell me your boundaries and I will respect none of them. Boundaries are for knocking sixes. If your partner so much as looks at me, I'll break his legs.
PS I am a liar.
Might get a reply like that now, though rolleyes
Warming the Bed
Just thought i would use somewhere in mid uk as an examplesmile
i actually work in Reading and live in wales so yes it is a long way for me to work approx 112.5 miles lol
Phil
Sex God
Oops, BTW, I work in a bank, as it says in my profile. When I am not off sick that is. I last went to work about 10 weeks ago. When (if) I go back to work... feel free to come and see me. I am "Cashier Number Five, Please".
Quote by Vix
professional sports, but dont want to say much more than thatsmile
I would guess there are fakes on here so im sure many think im telling porkies, and i have also sent a reply to a few ad's with a reply coming back my way saying genuine people only?? are there lots of men who just lie about who and what they are??
Phil x

Speck so.
I am yet to receive a reply to our ad that looks like this:
Hi. I am a total waster. Time waster, that is. I am completely stupid. I am unclean and seriously insecure. I will tell everyone about what you and I have done. Safe sex? That's for wimps. Tell me your boundaries and I will respect none of them. Boundaries are for knocking sixes. If your partner so much as looks at me, I'll break his legs.
PS I am a liar.
Might get a reply like that now, though rolleyes
you should have said you had not recieved any of them.. i would have happily forwarded all mine! :roll:
Sex God
As it says on my profile, I am a professional piss taker. I am... I take the piss out of my work all the time, it's a load of tosh rolleyes wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
I'm not going to say exactly what I do, cos I don't see why it matters?
As you ask - I'm a chocolate bar. - But I like to keep it under wraps.
lhk
Orgasminator
I work dead hard me
I'm a cemetery manager
Quote by butters999999
I work dead hard me
I'm a cemetery manager

tut, thats a bit of a "dead end" job! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
As it says on my profile, I am a professional piss taker.
And, might I say, a well seasoned old pro at that. :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
As it says on my profile, I am a professional piss taker.
And, might I say, a well seasoned old pro at that. :twisted:
oi!!!!!!!
dont u dare call my mate blue a pro!
:twisted: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Do you guys and gals tell you fellow work mates that your into the swinging scene? or do you keep in quiet?
sorry bluexxx i was not trying to be cheeky just wondering what variety of people were on here, and if you dont want to say what you do then i respect that.
i also thought it would be a good way of getting to know more people without doing what many guys seem to do by saying "any women looking for cock tonight"!!! i bet that gets you ladys weak at the knees lol
Phil
Quote by wizzer
professional sports, but dont want to say much more than thatsmile
I would guess there are fakes on here so im sure many think im telling porkies, and i have also sent a reply to a few ad's with a reply coming back my way saying genuine people only?? are there lots of men who just lie about who and what they are??
Phil x

Good excuse to tell everyone you are in proffessional sports as opposed to working on the checkout at Asda which to you would obviously be very embarrassing
Quote by well_busty_babe
As it says on my profile, I am a professional piss taker.
And, might I say, a well seasoned old pro at that. :twisted:
oi!!!!!!!
dont u dare call my mate blue a pro!
:twisted: :twisted:
redface sorry WBB, I am so embarassed to have offended, are you saying that the word 'OLD'is ok then? :twisted:
lhk
Orgasminator
I keep it quiet sshhhhhhh cool :scared: cos i,m a carer and look after old and disabled people rolleyes but i also am a dinnerlady lol :giggle:
would,nt like them to know wink
out of the goodness of my heart confused i try to help to do the damage limitation.. and i end up being the offender! lol :lol: :lol:
I'm supposed to be running an e-commerce services company, but I seem to have swapped that recently for a role as a Cafe addict lol
Now I'd better give myself yet another written warning and get back to work. wink
SA
XXX
Warming the Bed
you read wrong happy cats, i would not want anyone who works around me to know that i am involved in swinging and i was just using an example, i could of said an accountant, a judge, a teacher etc
i was just trying to find out more abot people.
trust me when i was younger i did much much worse than working in ASDA, the point i was making is 99 out of 100 people go shopping so much more chance of being meet and if a member came on here saying i work in an asda store in a certain location then im sure there would be loads of people that would make a point of that when they get served by them?
Phil
I am a cock climber oops meant rock :shock: Well someone has to do it !! :twisted:
Quote by wizzer
Do you guys and gals tell you fellow work mates that your into the swinging scene? or do you keep in quiet?
Some do, some don't. Depends on you relationship with your workmates, some people are on here swinging with their workmates, some would be immediately sacked if their workmates ever got the slightest inkling that they were on here. Some own the company, and don't give a toss whether their workmates know, because it is none of their damn business, some are out of work, some are retired, some are in full time education (NOT SCHOOL TYPE), some are wealthy and don't need to work, some have to do 3 jobs to make ends meet, some are house husbands, some are housewives, some are disabled and cannot work.
Did I miss anyone out? confused
lhk