where am I?
black, no sugar.
your left or mine?
what did you say your name was again?
I've tried brushing it, it doesn't help.
Oh, I see, I was looking at it upside down!
H.x
Mine is my signature
thechairman18
f**k you and all who sail in you.............. usually after being cut up at traffic lights etc
'Fuckidifuckidifuckfuckfuckfuckfuckidifuckingfuckingfuckingfuckifucki....Bolllocks!"
"I'm not interested in company bollox ..."
Wankety wank cheque book and pen ...
Maintain self respect/standards ...
see ya when ya older
piss off love
kiss my hairy arse
jog on
thats it for now if i think of any more i;ll let u know
I'd rather saw my own f**king legs off
I'd rather nail it shut
Nobeyes
Can I thrash you with my shoehorn (Yes, really :shock: )
God I am weird
Think my favorite exclamation is:
"SHIT the BED!"
And I quite like the phrase:
"Needs must when the devil farts in your kettle."
Russell
1) Foreplay feeds the mind, intercourse feeds the body and holding each other after feeds the soul
2) Excellence is not an act, it's a habit
3) Action creates experience
4) The luck of having talent is not enough - one must have a talent for luck
5) It's not how many times you get knocked down that counts, but how many times you get up
6) There is no divine right to existence just because you are Scottish and a golf course!
7) Sympathy lies between shit and syphilis in the dictionary!
8) Love is theanswer but while you are waiting sex raises some pretty good questions!
9) Love is like Pi ............... natural, irrational and very important!
10) From what we have we make a living - what we give, however, makes a life.
A wide a varied selection awaiting comment, criticism ...................... and all the rest that is equally sure to come!
i only speak when i actually have summat to say
if u dont buy a ticket u cant win the lottery
dont u dare come near me with that
well Corrie's got two (thats if you dont count get your arse here now you bastard!!!) First one is "Absolutely" and the second one is "I swear to god"
Mine -" OOO I say" and" Your joking" and "I know where you are coming from, I know what you are saying"
"Simple really" - oh there's another lol
At work: "Sure, I'll do it in a minute" or "I've already done it."
In the car: "Get out the way you f*cking twat!" or "YOU'RE WELCOME!!" (When people don't thank you.)
In Sainsburys: "Get out the way you f*cking twat!" or "Can we go home yet?"
Never die wondering
As rare as rocking horse shit
"Pick up the shattered pieces of your life and move on"
or
"Slap my ass and call me Pinky"
:twisted: Silky
) as in Jesus F*cking H Christ a la Full Metal Jacket :thumbup: Not an angry old man hunni.............maybe a bit of Tourettes going on there though :giggle: 
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:D :D
