What is your unique saying?

14 Aug 2006

Does anyone else have a saying they use alot? Or one they just like..
There's the usual "Live life to the max" etc etc, but the one I believe in is..
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6...
It's a saying a friend of mine once said, and it has stuck for ever, I have no idea why, but I guess it just has...
So anyone else use anything like this?

14 Aug 2006

My most used one is 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'
Just about sums me up confused

14 Aug 2006

I have two sayings that are frequently directed towards Den;
"Will ye wind ya bl**dy neck in!"
and
"Here man, gan boil ye heed!" (translation: Go and boil your head ("-in a bucket of p*ss" can be addd for extra effect)
Both said lovingly of course lol

Les x

14 Aug 2006

I also use 'whatever floats your boat' a lot too, especially when discussing other people's ( and my own ) preferences

14 Aug 2006

What goes around comes around.

14 Aug 2006

This is my very own one that I came up with some time ago
"Taste it before you spit it out"
In other words be prepaired to give things a go or a try!! to many people are to quick to dislike things without trying them.
And yes I know this could have a bit of a different meaning on this site redface

14 Aug 2006

dont shit on your own doorstep.........

14 Aug 2006

Quote by Martin_M
This is my very own one that I came up with some time ago
"Taste it before you spit it out"
In other words be prepaired to give things a go or a try!! to many people are to quick to dislike things without trying them.
And yes I know this could have a bit of a different meaning on this site

Does that meen your prepared to try everything us SH people can throw at youif you ain't already tried it? :twisted: lol

my favorite saying is " why have vanilla when you can have tootie fruity " :twisted:
Shaz x

14 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I also use 'whatever floats your boat' a lot too, especially when discussing other people's ( and my own ) preferences

My variation on this is 'whatever tweaks your nipple nuts'...

14 Aug 2006

mine seems to be "don`t panic".......just indicative of how things are going in life at the moment

14 Aug 2006

There is no spoon!
It's all a matter of benchmarking.
You smell like cabbages and poo!

14 Aug 2006

"Fuck the lot of yeh than"

14 Aug 2006

dont mix buisness an plesure
an my other one is
if they havent got a sence of humer f**k um!
wink

14 Aug 2006

pull your foreskin over your head.......and whistle through yer arsehole

14 Aug 2006

don't eat with your mouth full
H.x

14 Aug 2006

The man who knows how, will always have a job. The man who knows why, will always be his boss.
cool

14 Aug 2006

You're a long time dead.........

Or, more recently "Are you taking the fuckin' piss?"

14 Aug 2006

I don't think I have one dunno

Maybe mine should be "I need to get a life!" lol

14 Aug 2006

bollox
luv
No
and 'aww fuck it i cant be arsed'
lol

hardly unique but certainly frequent rotflmao

the other one is 'face like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle' :lol:

14 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
bollox
luv
No
and 'aww fuck it i cant be arsed'
hardly unique but certainly frequent
the other one is 'face like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle' :lol:

who sed that to u babe???????? tel me ill get um 4 ya evil

14 Aug 2006

Bollix

But you have to say it like the tomboy wierd sister in Life is Sweet ......... if you're old enough to remember it :shock: rolleyes

14 Aug 2006

Mine would be "coz I can" biggrin

14 Aug 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Mine would be "coz I can"

oh!boy! can you????????? lol

tabbi i love ti wen u talk dirty :twisted:

14 Aug 2006

mine is
fu#k right off
short n sweet and to the point

14 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
tabbi i love ti wen u talk dirty :twisted:

oh I can do dirty Searcher :twisted:

14 Aug 2006

suck it and see!

14 Aug 2006

Hells Teeth
Shitty Death
For Fluck Sake
Jesus Flucking Christ
Youâ€™re pissing me off now Roger
Iâ€™m sooooo going to kick youâ€™re arse.
Am I just an angry old man? blink

Stormwalker

14 Aug 2006

Quote by guy4fun
mine is
fu#k right off
short n sweet and to the point

Oi thats my one blink

FIRE xx

15 Aug 2006

Quote by melandsam
suck it and see!

Funny enough, that's mine too ....... and not for that reason redface

Didn't think anyone else used that one.

15 Aug 2006

Mine are "diffrent strokes for diffrent folkes" and "never say never"
When im in a situation where i cant swear but realy want to i use "bum nugget".
Ones that make me giggle are "as useful as a choclate tea pot" and "as useful as a fart in a space suit"
nicky