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Warming the Bed
Soap?neveer touch the stuff! Real men use harpic and a wire brush!
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Quote by Dino
patchouli, never seen patchouli soap tho
are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush :D
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? :D :D :D
So anyway.....got a little distracted there
, I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!) 
Orgasminator
wrights coal tar soap here............
proper mans soap lol
proper mans soap lol
Quote by Darkfire
patchouli
are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush :D
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? :D :D :D
So anyway.....got a little distracted there
, I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!)Thankyou Darkfire, i now know what Hornyred can get me for Yule :D
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega
You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you
:shock: Quote by Sarah
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega
You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you
:shock::uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Sex God
hmm i would be a showergel instead!
Quote by PoloLady
If you were a bar of soap - what brand /fragrance would you be and why?
I discovered Soaps from Lush years ago and use them all the time - If I was a bar of soap it would be a blend of Ylang Ylang, Geranium, Neroli, and Clary Sage - very sensual aromas that enhance the mood and create a sense of anticipation - but mine would also be a massage bar that I would rub all over you and enhance that sense of anticipation to one that develops slowly and strongly to the climax when I burst the bubble for that deeper penetrating moment of sheer delight........Cheetah
Orgasminator
Wouldn't be too worried about what brand I was, I'd be much more interested in who was going to be using me 
Amalthea... are you ready for that shower honey ;)
Amalthea... are you ready for that shower honey ;)
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
Well I would have to be Dove cause its well balanced and although I can act nuts I hope in reality I am a stable personality
DD
That's the Almond scented variety is it then?? :giggle:
Cussons Imperial Leather but don't try and label me!
I have one of those jobs that reqires me to look like I've been wallowing in oil and dust all day long.. usually from head to waist I'm covered in black greasy smudges... so I use the showers and cleansers they supply.. DEB, Orang/Lime.. it's a bit like being shot blasted with salt but hey!!! it gets the grime off... In my bathroom I have Lynx , Imperial Leather, Wrights, Hemp soaps and gels, about a dozen bottles/tubes of various cleansers and skin treatments... OMG!!!!
I'm..... I'm NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo <<< checks... Phew.. I'm still a man!
Paul.
I'm..... I'm NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo <<< checks... Phew.. I'm still a man!
Paul.
Quote by Darkfire
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega
You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you
:shock::uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Someone had to go and mention it didn't they!!!
Quote by celticq
I did recently meet Mr "Palmolive Liquid Moisturising Soap with Shea Butter".
For anyone who has not used the product its got an over active squiter - the stuff that comes out is quite thick and creamy put you only have to touch it slightly and it shoots right out past you and into the sink.
I love your new avatar celtic
I never got to wash your back in Rio's :cry: Maybe next time 
name your soap Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega
You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you
:shock::uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Someone had to go and mention it didn't they!!!
:roll: :doh:
When will you girlies ever learn ?????
My fixation and fascination with Tufenega has very little, if anything at all, to do with the cleaning capabilities.
It's far more to do with the feeling, texture and smell.
But let's not forget the baked beans element
As for soap usage - I go for Imperial Leather all the time.
Not because it smells nice, or gets me clean, or is cheap, or any other reason than it comes complete with it's very own soap dish, so doesn't leave a smeggy mess anywhere.
(Provided of course, that house "guests" remember which way up the place the tablet when they've finished using it ! ! ! ! !)
