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If you were a bar of soap - what brand /fragrance would you be and why?
emmerdale.
ooops wrong kind of soap redface
Soap?neveer touch the stuff! Real men use harpic and a wire brush!
luke
xx
patchouli biggrin , never seen patchouli soap tho confused
olive oil cos the lubrication is better than usual
Pure and Simple, although some might disagree with one of those words..
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patchouli biggrin , never seen patchouli soap tho confused

are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush :D
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? :D :D :D
So anyway.....got a little distracted there redface , I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!)
wrights coal tar soap here............
proper mans soap lol
Well I would have to be Dove cause its well balanced and although I can act nuts I hope in reality I am a stable personality biggrin
DD
Whatever I manage to nick out of the hotel... you get some wierd smelling & looking stuff sometimes.... like me lol
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patchouli biggrin , never seen patchouli soap tho confused

are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush :D
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? :D :D :D
So anyway.....got a little distracted there redface , I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!)
Thankyou Darkfire, i now know what Hornyred can get me for Yule :D
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega
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For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao
Quote by Darkfire
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you lol :shock:
Quote by Sarah
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you lol :shock:
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: innocent
bolt
As a really forgetful person - I call it absent minded, dad calls it bluddy useless :undecided: rolleyes
I would have to be a soap that was more defined, something where I would have no room for error cool

and a perfect soap I would be :smile2:
Fairy liquid................For hands that do dishes, can feel soft as youre arse, with mild green, fairy liquid. confused
I did recently meet Mr "Palmolive Liquid Moisturising Soap with Shea Butter".
For anyone who has not used the product its got an over active squiter - the stuff that comes out is quite thick and creamy put you only have to touch it slightly and it shoots right out past you and into the sink.
Match of the day
Swetty, smelli, muddy, and loads of balls
dont use soap myself lynx africa shower gel much nicer biggrin
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If you were a bar of soap - what brand /fragrance would you be and why?

I discovered Soaps from Lush years ago and use them all the time - If I was a bar of soap it would be a blend of Ylang Ylang, Geranium, Neroli, and Clary Sage - very sensual aromas that enhance the mood and create a sense of anticipation - but mine would also be a massage bar that I would rub all over you and enhance that sense of anticipation to one that develops slowly and strongly to the climax when I burst the bubble for that deeper penetrating moment of sheer delight........Cheetah
Wouldn't be too worried about what brand I was, I'd be much more interested in who was going to be using me smile
Amalthea... are you ready for that shower honey ;)
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If you were a bar of soap - what brand /fragrance would you be and why?

Clinique......... just because....... lol
equi-princess xxx
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Well I would have to be Dove cause its well balanced and although I can act nuts I hope in reality I am a stable personality biggrin
DD

That's the Almond scented variety is it then?? :giggle:
Cussons Imperial Leather but don't try and label me!
I have one of those jobs that reqires me to look like I've been wallowing in oil and dust all day long.. usually from head to waist I'm covered in black greasy smudges... so I use the showers and cleansers they supply.. DEB, Orang/Lime.. it's a bit like being shot blasted with salt but hey!!! it gets the grime off... In my bathroom I have Lynx , Imperial Leather, Wrights, Hemp soaps and gels, about a dozen bottles/tubes of various cleansers and skin treatments... OMG!!!!
I'm..... I'm NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo <<< checks... Phew.. I'm still a man!
biggrin
Paul.
Quote by Darkfire
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you lol :shock:
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: innocent
bolt
Someone had to go and mention it didn't they!!! rolleyes
Quote by celticq
I did recently meet Mr "Palmolive Liquid Moisturising Soap with Shea Butter".
For anyone who has not used the product its got an over active squiter - the stuff that comes out is quite thick and creamy put you only have to touch it slightly and it shoots right out past you and into the sink.

I love your new avatar celtic biggrin I never got to wash your back in Rio's :cry: Maybe next time wink name your soap lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao
He's going to be sooooooo cross with you lol :shock:
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: innocent
bolt
Someone had to go and mention it didn't they!!! rolleyes
:roll: :doh:
When will you girlies ever learn ?????
My fixation and fascination with Tufenega has very little, if anything at all, to do with the cleaning capabilities.
It's far more to do with the feeling, texture and smell.
But let's not forget the baked beans element wink
As for soap usage
- I go for Imperial Leather all the time.
Not because it smells nice, or gets me clean, or is cheap, or any other reason than it comes complete with it's very own soap dish, so doesn't leave a smeggy mess anywhere.
(Provided of course, that house "guests" remember which way up the place the tablet when they've finished using it ! ! ! ! !)