Went potholing with the school, crawling through muddy tunnels......that was dirty.
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Quote by da69ve
I once picked my nose......and ate it!!
We have a winner...
Quote by Osmosis
I once picked my nose......and ate it!!
We have a winner...
no way jose..............
thats just a tell tale sign of hunger in my book..........
was living at home with my parents i went out on the piss with the lads but i don't no how i got home but i did. in the middle of the night i needed 2 go 4 a wee so i thought i opened me bedroom door then the toilet door n stood the having a wee. next thing i knew was me mum comming in n telling me 2 get out of me wardrobe but i was nearly finished :cheers:
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Went potholing with the school, crawling through muddy tunnels......that was dirty.
Les x
That reminds me. Went paint-balling not so long ago and got very sludged up doing that. It was like being seven again
Great fun :lol:Caroline as just told me of a dirty moment in her life.
Falling into a muddy pool whilst wearing a white dress. It never came clean again :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere
You beat me to it, though I had the added dust and dirt from the 50 rubble sacks of cement dust and broken brick I had to dig out of the bloody thing. To add insult to injury, we were getting the bathroom replaced at the same time so for a couple of days the only way I had to get clean was a sponge-bath in front of the kitchen sink.
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere
is that youth and ism ????
:wink:
i once had to repair a sanitary towel diposal machine that was blocked by a used towel..changed several babies nappies in the past, they can be very dirty..
when on exercise in germany many years ago ( pull up a sandbag evry1) it was january and the gound was frozen the only place we could dig a trench was in a huge pile of cow shit.
it stunk but it was a bit warmer, than outside.
it stunk but it was a bit warmer, than outside.
Guess I have one items i consider top my greatest hits
I was 28 and visiting my mother in France .She lives in a two bedroom flat and so sleeping space was very wife and I were assigned the back bedroom and my mum/stepfather were in the main baedroom.
Anyhow my younger sister and her friend ( both 18)were out at a disco and I agrreed to pick them up as I hadnt been to say the two lasses were rat arsed.
When we got back to my mothers we all sat and had a few drinks .
As time passed my wife went to bed as did my mum/stepfather.
This left my sister/ chum and me to finish off the booze.
To cut a long story short my sister her chum and me decided to kip down in the liviving roon to save waking up everyone went to sleep on the settee whereas me and her chum nestleed down on the floor.
Suddenly I felt her hand on my crotch and she began to rub my cock very obviously knew what she was doing as she deliberatly pulled my foreskin back and forth ever so slowly.
I obviouslu ccouldnt do anything but rise to the occasions ,despite all the beer.
I groped into her sleeping bag to find a very veryy wet pussy.
She silently moved her head down onto my throbing cock and sudenly went like a bitch on build up simply thrashing her head up and down.
Needless to say I gushed a load very quickly but the young minx lifted off at the alst minute.I had no option but to finish off the job manually.
She quickly rolled over and pretended she was asleep.
In the morning she whispered to me that she had been fantiising about seeing a man cum.
and I just happend to be be there at the right time at the right place.
Thankfullly she never told my sister who had slept through the whole thing ...I hope
I was 28 and visiting my mother in France .She lives in a two bedroom flat and so sleeping space was very wife and I were assigned the back bedroom and my mum/stepfather were in the main baedroom.
Anyhow my younger sister and her friend ( both 18)were out at a disco and I agrreed to pick them up as I hadnt been to say the two lasses were rat arsed.
When we got back to my mothers we all sat and had a few drinks .
As time passed my wife went to bed as did my mum/stepfather.
This left my sister/ chum and me to finish off the booze.
To cut a long story short my sister her chum and me decided to kip down in the liviving roon to save waking up everyone went to sleep on the settee whereas me and her chum nestleed down on the floor.
Suddenly I felt her hand on my crotch and she began to rub my cock very obviously knew what she was doing as she deliberatly pulled my foreskin back and forth ever so slowly.
I obviouslu ccouldnt do anything but rise to the occasions ,despite all the beer.
I groped into her sleeping bag to find a very veryy wet pussy.
She silently moved her head down onto my throbing cock and sudenly went like a bitch on build up simply thrashing her head up and down.
Needless to say I gushed a load very quickly but the young minx lifted off at the alst minute.I had no option but to finish off the job manually.
She quickly rolled over and pretended she was asleep.
In the morning she whispered to me that she had been fantiising about seeing a man cum.
and I just happend to be be there at the right time at the right place.
Thankfullly she never told my sister who had slept through the whole thing ...I hope
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I was sick on my ex girlfriend whilst we shagging :shock:
Hence the fact she's my ex
i think you will find another thread about bukkake, maybe you should enter it on that one as well :grin:
Quote by markz
i had to visit birMINGham once
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by markz
i had to visit birMINGham once
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
don't tell me you had to go there too :roll:
Only after my Hep B and Tetanus jabs :giggle:
I slipped and fell in the urinal while at a bastard next to me never had the decency to stop pissing.
I was only a few hundred yards from my house so I dashed home and got I got back to the reception my wife never noticed I had changed but made comments about a pissy smell all night...............YUK
I was only a few hundred yards from my house so I dashed home and got I got back to the reception my wife never noticed I had changed but made comments about a pissy smell all night...............YUK
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was dirty!!!!:? :? :?
been there done that 
ops: :oops: :oops: :wink: I cleaned the drain from the kitchen outlet last night - ooowwww that wa so dirty 
Hmmmm what an emotive topic!
I think the dirtiest thing I have ever done is forgetting to wash and iron my yellow duster before re-using it the next day!
I think the dirtiest thing I have ever done is forgetting to wash and iron my yellow duster before re-using it the next day!
I once swept up the dirt at work in a nice little pile at the end of my shift then drove the forklift truck over it and left it there
The bin was to far and i wanted to go home :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
The bin was to far and i wanted to go home :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
