what the dirtest thing you have ever done

2 May 2006

please let me know

2 May 2006

please define dirty! confused

2 May 2006

Playing rugby in the rain on a muddy pitch - I was filthy by the time we finished!! confused

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Great first post!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

2 May 2006

Fallen into a muddy puddle in a dress. biggrin

Thank god i was pissed, make the event very funny, yet made me quite dirty. :D

2 May 2006

well if its that kind of dirty.........i did once stand in a puddle by accident.........
it mean i had a dirty foot........... redface

2 May 2006

hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day lol

Shaz x

2 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x

not hoovering.....now that really is dirty! wink

2 May 2006

Me and puddles dont get along. Another incident happened years ago in my teens. I was walking through a field and tried to jump over this big muddy puddle, i failed and ended getting my two feet stuck in the mud. My poor new trainers were filthy. biggrin

2 May 2006

Quote by poshkate
hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x

not hoovering.....now that really is dirty! wink

I know, i was really ashamed :lol:
hehehe
Shaz x

2 May 2006

I remember playing football and my mate went in with a sliding tackle. As he slid along we noticed that someone had allowed their dog to crap on the pitch, and he slid right through it - up his socks, legs, shorts and shirt!!!!! confused

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That was pretty dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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2 May 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember playing football and my mate went in with a sliding tackle. As he slid along we noticed that someone had allowed their dog to crap on the pitch, and he slid right through it - up his socks, legs, shorts and shirt!!!!! :? :? :? :?
That was pretty dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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We was crossing a field once and Tony fell over and landed in a cowpat, that was really dirty :?
Shaz x

2 May 2006

I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was dirty!!!! confused

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2 May 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was dirty!!!! :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

ewwwwwwwww ya dirty sod :lol: :lol: :shock:
Shaz x

3 May 2006

Have to go along with playing rugby. I used to getso manky I had to go into the showers in full kit. redface

3 May 2006

whenever a girl asks me to do something dirty, i always try to shit in her handbag.

Who guessed i was gonna say that, or did you think tramper would beat me to it :grin:

3 May 2006

The dirtiest thing for me was only having two baths in one day instead of my usual three and a shower.
Now that was dirty. smile

Phredd

3 May 2006

I tried mud slinging once, it didn't stick, although it did make a bit of a mess when it hit the fan.
H.x

3 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Dawn I thought that was normal while studying lol

Phredd said that xxxxx :love:

3 May 2006

I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere wink

3 May 2006

I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere wink

3 May 2006

I used a portaloo on day 3 of a bike rally. Now THAT'S dirty :twisted:

3 May 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Yes you did, and next time you come around here for lunch you can sit on a plastic chair!
lol

3 May 2006

i once fell in a shit midding when i was about 6,had to be pulled out and hosed down redface

fil

3 May 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Yes you did, and next time you come around here for lunch you can sit on a plastic chair!
lol

Please tell me there was no follow through :shock: bolt

3 May 2006

ohhh I once wore the same socks two days running because I forgot to pack a spare pair redface

3 May 2006

I do remember, as a small boy, once soiling myself on the way home from school, and my older brother grassing me up to Mum.
she was so angry, the next morning she gave us both our usual penny (remember the big ones) then took mine back and gave it to him ! ! ! ! !
i hated him for years because of that, and still wind hime up about now when we're together.
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself rotflmao

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )

3 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )

Poopypants :giggle: :giggle:

3 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )

Poopypants :giggle: :giggle:
it's just as well hlb's nipped out.
she can't help laughing at me when i'm giggling like a girl, which in turn makes me giggle mor and with her bad neck, and me with my problems; the now viscious circle of :giggle: - :rotflmao: does neither of us any good

3 May 2006

Fell in my pond once........ Now that WAS dirty evil