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what the dirtest thing you have ever done
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Sex God
please define dirty! 
Sex God
well if its that kind of dirty.........i did once stand in a puddle by accident.........
it mean i had a dirty foot...........
it mean i had a dirty foot...........
hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x
not hoovering.....now that really is dirty!
Quote by poshkate
hmmmmmmm for me
has to be
couldn't be assed to hover up 1 day
Shaz x
not hoovering.....now that really is dirty!
I know, i was really ashamed :lol:
hehehe
Shaz x
I remember playing football and my mate went in with a sliding tackle. As he slid along we noticed that someone had allowed their dog to crap on the pitch, and he slid right through it - up his socks, legs, shorts and shirt!!!!! :? :? :? :?
That was pretty dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:? :? :? :? That was pretty dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember playing football and my mate went in with a sliding tackle. As he slid along we noticed that someone had allowed their dog to crap on the pitch, and he slid right through it - up his socks, legs, shorts and shirt!!!!!
That was pretty dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
We was crossing a field once and Tony fell over and landed in a cowpat, that was really dirty :?
Shaz x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was dirty!!!!
ewwwwwwwww ya dirty sod :lol: :lol: :shock:
Shaz x
whenever a girl asks me to do something dirty, i always try to shit in her handbag.
Who guessed i was gonna say that, or did you think tramper would beat me to it :grin:
Who guessed i was gonna say that, or did you think tramper would beat me to it :grin:
The dirtiest thing for me was only having two baths in one day instead of my usual three and a shower.
Now that was dirty.
Phredd
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dawn I thought that was normal while studying
Phredd said that xxxxx :love:
I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere
I once knocked out an old fireplace.........................that soot gets everywhere
I used a portaloo on day 3 of a bike rally. Now THAT'S dirty :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yes you did, and next time you come around here for lunch you can sit on a plastic chair!
Quote by PoloLady
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yes you did, and next time you come around here for lunch you can sit on a plastic chair!
Please tell me there was no follow through :shock:
I do remember, as a small boy, once soiling myself on the way home from school, and my older brother grassing me up to Mum.
she was so angry, the next morning she gave us both our usual penny (remember the big ones) then took mine back and gave it to him ! ! ! ! !
i hated him for years because of that, and still wind hime up about now when we're together.
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )
she was so angry, the next morning she gave us both our usual penny (remember the big ones) then took mine back and gave it to him ! ! ! ! !
i hated him for years because of that, and still wind hime up about now when we're together.
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )
Quote by dambuster
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )
Poopypants :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
(giggling like a girl cos i said soiling myself :giggle:
I soiled myself
I shitted my pants :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: )
Poopypants :giggle: :giggle:
it's just as well hlb's nipped out.
she can't help laughing at me when i'm giggling like a girl, which in turn makes me giggle mor and with her bad neck, and me with my problems; the now viscious circle of :giggle: - :rotflmao: does neither of us any good
Master of Sex
Fell in my pond once........ Now that WAS dirty 
