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What turns you right off ...................
Sex God
Pics with socks on!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1) age/ size unimportant...
(2) Thanks to the other peeps I've already met on here...I'm now looking for...
(3) D&D free
(4) "into bareback"
(5) Cant accomodate or drive
(6) not into email tennis
i'm sure there's more, just cant think of them
the 'any bi fem will do' type wording goes without saying too :lol:
(2) Thanks to the other peeps I've already met on here...I'm now looking for...
(3) D&D free
(4) "into bareback"
(5) Cant accomodate or drive
(6) not into email tennis
i'm sure there's more, just cant think of them
the 'any bi fem will do' type wording goes without saying too :lol:
I won't go near profiles where anyone is dressed in school uniform. I find it repugnant that we, as a society, have "sexualised" clothing that is clearly a young persons' outfit.
splendid
damn... just read the question and you said that you didn't mean pictures... ho hum....
If a profile doesn't say a word but the person has Pm'd me and asked me to read their profile. I find that a little worrying.
I also get turned off if they have three adverts.. I can almost take bets on there being one each for "man seeks woman", "man seeks couples" and "dogging". It reeks of desperation and that isn't my thang.
I also don't like a profile where the woman has got her kebab out.. (yeah I know you said to leave out mention of the photo's but I had to mention that)
splendid
damn... just read the question and you said that you didn't mean pictures... ho hum....
If a profile doesn't say a word but the person has Pm'd me and asked me to read their profile. I find that a little worrying.
I also get turned off if they have three adverts.. I can almost take bets on there being one each for "man seeks woman", "man seeks couples" and "dogging". It reeks of desperation and that isn't my thang.
I also don't like a profile where the woman has got her kebab out.. (yeah I know you said to leave out mention of the photo's but I had to mention that)
Quote by Scandal
For me it's always the person who says;
"Looking to alleviate the boredom", it's probably that I reckon they have little imagination and are lacking dynamism.
So what turns you off in an instant?
I'd agree with the above :thumbup:
Also sob stories "I get no sex at home blah blah blah poor me"
Desperation "Age, looks unimportant, will try anything, I just really really need a shag"
Virgins "I'm a virgin looking for an experienced older lady to show me the ropes"
Oh yeah, and i hate the illiterate jerks who use text talk when they have the luxury of a proper keyboard in front of them and could type it out in full English
Im not impressed with bad spelling and punctuation and think its a real shame if someone cant master their own mother tongue.
One liners from kids are a no no
'hi babe, wot u doin?" or "u ok?"
im starting to sound like some of the peeps from grumpy old men and women, but I know they are right
These are basic standards which most of us grew up with and by which we judge others, ........rightly or wrongly, they give me a good head start in knowing where I stand with someone.
Im on my soap box now, ive had a few gins, come home from a hard day at work, had exams all day, ..pass mark- 100%.....I passed with 100%
Im not impressed with bad spelling and punctuation and think its a real shame if someone cant master their own mother tongue.
One liners from kids are a no no
'hi babe, wot u doin?" or "u ok?"
im starting to sound like some of the peeps from grumpy old men and women, but I know they are right
These are basic standards which most of us grew up with and by which we judge others, ........rightly or wrongly, they give me a good head start in knowing where I stand with someone.
Im on my soap box now, ive had a few gins, come home from a hard day at work, had exams all day, ..pass mark- 100%.....I passed with 100%
Well done Gemini! (It must be a Gemini thing :giggle
We're all capable of the occasional typo/mistake- and we can't always be 100% correct when it comes to grammar either. I do make allowances, but a complete hash of an ad with text speak and no punctuation is an instant no-no.
I find the most desperate sounding ad's to be the "free tonight/this weekend" ones.
We're all capable of the occasional typo/mistake- and we can't always be 100% correct when it comes to grammar either. I do make allowances, but a complete hash of an ad with text speak and no punctuation is an instant no-no.
I find the most desperate sounding ad's to be the "free tonight/this weekend" ones.
Quote by winchwenchI am a pretty tolerant guy but I have to agree with the wifelette on this one!
I find the most desperate sounding ad's to be the "free tonight/this weekend" ones.
The usual add...
I'm a hunk in trunks with a bunk & a dunk for you in my hotel room tonight!
Then when they don't get a reply the come back with...
Is there any life in the Parrish of Brundlesthorpe-on-the-Green Twinned with Transylvania?
What gives?
Cock and gash shots :gagged:
When ads say:
Age/size not important ( in other words, desperate )
Will try anything at all ( ie no imagination )
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole'
or 'I'm the best you'll ever have' ( the last one usually written by a guy under the age of 21 )
or worst of all, the ones that don't say jack shit!
When ads say:
Age/size not important ( in other words, desperate
)Will try anything at all ( ie no imagination )
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole'
or 'I'm the best you'll ever have' ( the last one usually written by a guy under the age of 21 )or worst of all, the ones that don't say jack shit!
Well done hunni xxxQuote by Sassy-Seren
When ads say:
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Quote by Sassy-Seren
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole'
Yeah, those don't entice me in the slightest. :?
Oh and the word "inexperienced" gives me a shudder and not in a good way! Everyone's got to start somewhere but I personally like a guy/girl who knows what they are doing :shock:
Fee
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I don't use the ads part of the site but the same could be said of some profiles on here so those that say
Don't want protracted email discussions (its good to chat about what each others likes and dislikes are before meeting)
Empty profiles
Those that say dont want balding, Phill Mitchel hair cuts or hairy men
Don't want protracted email discussions (its good to chat about what each others likes and dislikes are before meeting)
Empty profiles
Those that say dont want balding, Phill Mitchel hair cuts or hairy men
Quote by Shireen
One of the things that put me off when reading an ad is where they say they are looking for a dirty slut or something along those lines... I may well be like that in the bedroom but I expect to be treated with respect and not like a slag...
i totally agree, i know a lot of women advertise as sluts and like being treated as such but i think its something you have to agree with within yourselves, i would never reply to a add where the guy was refuring to a woman as a slut or whore
Quote by laterunner
....so-called 'first-timers' or 'inexperienced, looking for my first meet' when you have already been with the guy twice!!....then someone seeking 'mature, 30-45' ? No lads, 'mature is 45-plus!!!
surely that depends how old you are, if they 18 30 to 45 will seem mature to them if you older then older is mature
Sexlightened
What turns me off is when someone tells me they cross dress just doesnt do anything for me 
Quote by se7endriver
thise that reques meets only with ages
32 - 43
and between 5 foot2 and 5 foot 8!
Nothing like norrowing down what your after.
I guess they are purely physical people and wouldnt give a funny caring guy a chance if he was 28 amd 6 foot 2.
se7 stop pissin about... I know you can spell properly!
Don't make me come over there & whack you upside yer head with a Google tool bar!
Sex God
Sex God
What turns me off is anyone that appears from their text to be.....Vain, desperate, clingy, trying to be funny but not making the grade (IMO).
Also I can't stand the really slutty type of ad writing. I might be a swinger, but I'm a nice innocent one who still likes the gentle approach.
Fire xx
Also I can't stand the really slutty type of ad writing. I might be a swinger, but I'm a nice innocent one who still likes the gentle approach.
Fire xx
Forum Virgin
I'll admit I havent been on here long, but have to agree with most of you already.
I havent really read the ads much, but have had a some replies from mine that are real turn offs.
Anyone who cant write properly, makes demands in an advert, or replies to mine saying that they are free tonight will automatically get deleted.
Also anyone that replies saying they are interested and then when you look at their profile and ads, they are looking for people in the age range well above what you fit into.
Also anyone with an empty profile, or hasnt finished filling it in, I am guessing is probably going to be a time waster and not worth pursuing.
Or am I just being too picky?
I havent really read the ads much, but have had a some replies from mine that are real turn offs.
Anyone who cant write properly, makes demands in an advert, or replies to mine saying that they are free tonight will automatically get deleted.
Also anyone that replies saying they are interested and then when you look at their profile and ads, they are looking for people in the age range well above what you fit into.
Also anyone with an empty profile, or hasnt finished filling it in, I am guessing is probably going to be a time waster and not worth pursuing.
Or am I just being too picky?
Forum Virgin
Quote by celestria
it's the ones from the "educated proffesional (sic) man" that really turn me off
Forgive me for asking a stupid, naive question, but does that mean they are a Sex Professional, or just someone with a really good job?
