What was the last text you received.....?

5 May 2008

Quote by helnheaven
'What time will you be home?' from our daughter. Other than that, I don't receive many texts these days - seem to be off everyone's radar. Don't always get answers to ones I send either so kinda given up really.

:therethere:
Dont give in so easily, pester people make em txt you! lol

:shock: Noooooooo!

5 May 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
'What time will you be home?' from our daughter. Other than that, I don't receive many texts these days - seem to be off everyone's radar. Don't always get answers to ones I send either so kinda given up really.

:therethere:
Dont give in so easily, pester people make em txt you! lol

:shock: Noooooooo!
:lol: ya know ya want to!

5 May 2008

from wor lass:- 'am watching friends and Monica is telling her boyfriend about all her ocds and it's making me think of you x also have just had a massive poo. Seems you scared my bowel with big glass thing in my poopa!'
rotflmao

she is going to kill me. But it is her fault for not getting an interwebnet connection. None of you can tell her it is here...... lol

5 May 2008

Quote by splendid_
from wor lass:- 'am watching friends and Monica is telling her boyfriend about all her ocds and it's making me think of you x also have just had a massive poo. Seems you scared my bowel with big glass thing in my poopa!'

she is going to kill me. But it is her fault for not getting an interwebnet connection. None of you can tell her it is here......

Now thats not strictly true........
not that I would. Ever. Not even to get back at someone who'd unjustifiedly called me a weirdo. :dry:

5 May 2008

the weirdo comment was still justifiable. I just used it out of context. cool

5 May 2008

I can't argue with that.
One of the nicest things anyone ever said to me was that I fitted in with their social/work circle because I was "one of the not normals" cool

7 May 2008

'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:

7 May 2008

Quote by Mistress_39
'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:

That was mine from months ago :shock:
:giggle:

8 May 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:

That was mine from months ago :shock:
:giggle:
Nope definitely not you Sassy lol
We have been wicked with this sexy lady and she had more than just coffee hee hee............

8 May 2008

Quote by Mistress_39
'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:

That was mine from months ago :shock:
:giggle:
Nope definitely not you Sassy lol
We have been wicked with this sexy lady and she had more than just coffee hee hee............
Lucky cow :giggle:

8 May 2008

get out of bed you lazy bint and get the bleeding kettle on! rolleyes

such nice friends i have

8 May 2008

Can't wait to have you sitting on my cock again lol

8 May 2008

please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING :-) :eeek:

8 May 2008

My last text was from an old school friend who I have not seen for over 20 years and who I am going out for a drink with tonight.
Im all excited and nervous as well redface

8 May 2008

OMG NWC, i met an old boyfried from when i was 12 on facebook on last monday night (havent seen him in over 22 years) By the time the weekend came, we were having cyber and text sex every day :shock: :shock:
mmmmmmmm to dirty texts biggrin

this is my last text (and it was from him) mid morning "morning sugarlips, hows you today, Im in work and im hot and I wish i was fucking you in a swimming pool right now" hump

8 May 2008

'get here right now you kinky bastit, I need a jolly good rimming!'
oh dear, I've mistakenly picked up the Boss's phone again
lp

8 May 2008

people are makin love rite now are kissing 1000 are geting oural and 1 sad fucker is readin a txt u hang in there sad

............... rolleyes

8 May 2008

A text inviting me to a social gathering I would LOVE to attend but can't possibly from a long standing and well loved (and well snogged) bloke and his partner. I miss them here and will miss them there too!
:cry:

8 May 2008

My last one was from my bruv telling me he got home ok. Last Monday.
No one loves me lol

8 May 2008

'Are year six really going to have a water fight?'

8 May 2008

Quote by firelizard
My last one was from my bruv telling me he got home ok. Last Monday.
No one loves me

:lol: or me!
FB - giving up sending texts.

8 May 2008

Mine was from a pal saying well done for passing another assignment! and get this..... my passmark was equivalent to a 2:1... :bounce:

8 May 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
or me!
FB - giving up sending texts.

10 May 2008

Quote by helnheaven

or me!
FB - giving up sending texts.

OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one! :lol:

10 May 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING :-) :eeek:

I sooooo bet I know who that was from :giggle:

10 May 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one!

Well.......
How long was it :giggle:

10 May 2008

Quote by Steve

OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one!

Well.......
How long was it :giggle:
smackbottom

not long! :lol:

10 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING :-) :eeek:

I sooooo bet I know who that was from :giggle:
i bet ya do to :rascal:

10 May 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one!

Well.......
How long was it :giggle:
smackbottom

not long! :lol:
:giggle:

11 May 2008

My last text said:
"don't we all darling, don't we all"
(from one of my best friends after I had said I needed a healthy dose of debauchery - and soon! wink

)