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What was the last text you received.....?

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Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
My last text said:
"don't we all darling, don't we all"
(from one of my best friends after I had said I needed a healthy dose of debauchery - and soon! wink )

I would never send a text like that .......
..... cause I cant spell deb.... debat.... debatury
Oh, you know what I mean, that rude stuff what you lot keep talking about :wink:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
My last text said:
"don't we all darling, don't we all"
(from one of my best friends after I had said I needed a healthy dose of debauchery - and soon! wink )

I would never send a text like that .......
..... cause I cant spell deb.... debat.... debatury
Oh, you know what I mean, that rude stuff what you lot keep talking about :wink:
Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol

Why thank you, Im so glad you noticed :smug:
Ive actually had a very sheltered life and struggle with all this naughty business, especially by text or pm redface
wink
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
My last text said:
"don't we all darling, don't we all"
(from one of my best friends after I had said I needed a healthy dose of debauchery - and soon! wink )

I would never send a text like that .......
..... cause I cant spell deb.... debat.... debatury
Oh, you know what I mean, that rude stuff what you lot keep talking about :wink:
Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol
You noticed as well!! :doh:
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Steve
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol

Why thank you, Im so glad you noticed :smug:
Ive actually had a very sheltered life and struggle with all this naughty business, especially by text or pm redface
wink
Yeh right rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol

Why thank you, Im so glad you noticed :smug:
Ive actually had a very sheltered life and struggle with all this naughty business, especially by text or pm redface
wink
yes woman....i know....im still waiting for my debauched texs from you LOL :lol: :lol: :lol xxx
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger

Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol

Why thank you, Im so glad you noticed :smug:
Ive actually had a very sheltered life and struggle with all this naughty business, especially by text or pm redface
wink
yes woman....i know....im still waiting for my debauched texs from you LOL :lol: :lol: :lol xxx
Aint we all :rascal:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Steve

Yes, because you're so sweet and innocent Mrs NWC, aren't you? :shock:
lol

Why thank you, Im so glad you noticed :smug:
Ive actually had a very sheltered life and struggle with all this naughty business, especially by text or pm redface
wink
yes woman....i know....im still waiting for my debauched texs from you LOL :lol: :lol: :lol xxx
Aint we all :rascal:
What's a debauched text then? dunno
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
What's a debauched text then? dunno

:dunno: but it sounds like it ought to be dirty :rascal:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Steve

What's a debauched text then? dunno

:dunno: but it sounds like it ought to be dirty :rascal:
and as the person who first stated she was in need of a dose of debauchery (see top of page! lol ) then please can I be added to the list of people getting debauched texts... please!
I mean I was hoping for the real thing but hey, text sex would do.... :lol:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Steve

What's a debauched text then? dunno

:dunno: but it sounds like it ought to be dirty :rascal:
Oh it does - may need to practise that though redface
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

What's a debauched text then? dunno

:dunno: but it sounds like it ought to be dirty :rascal:
Oh it does - may need to practise that though redface
*Offers his mobile number to any ladies wishing to practise their debauched texting technique*
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

What's a debauched text then? dunno

:dunno: but it sounds like it ought to be dirty :rascal:
Oh it does - may need to practise that though redface
Yeah right!!! :giggle:
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross

Oh it does - may need to practise that though redface

Yeah right!!! :giggle:
.
Shurrup you! surprisedops:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
and as the person who first stated she was in need of a dose of debauchery (see top of page! lol ) then please can I be added to the list of people getting debauched texts... please!
I mean I was hoping for the real thing but hey, text sex would do.... :lol:

*sigh* If you insist! :giggle:
Redpantherman
Sex God
...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!
confused But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump
That will learn her! :giggle:
Sugar__n__pom
Master of Sex
Latest text -
'Morning sexy x' from a very nice male friend. smile
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
What's a debauched text then? dunno

I dont know but wouldnt mind having one or two, just by way of research you understand :giggle:
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!
confused But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump
That will learn her! :giggle:

:giggle: :giggle: i bet she will love it, by the way she happens to think her legs are nicer than her boobs!
Unknown User
From a site member asking "How are you guys?"
Lovely gesture, as he's been away for a while....
but at AM!!!! evil
My windows sidebar now reads "45days, 8 hours, 24 mins 42 seconds 'til I kick Pete_SW's arse!"
lol
Unknown User
meeting a site member for coffee in morrissons
'i am by the alcohol aisle lol x'
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!
confused But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump
That will learn her! :giggle:

Teach her!
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!
confused But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump
That will learn her! :giggle:

Teach her!
Can yas learn me 'owta tawk proppa lady?
I love a good oral lesson I do!
Unknown User
Honey, you're beyond help! kiss
Saffy
Sexlightened
My last text was ---- I can't believe you got dressed walked out & left me in this state.
Mr__fb
Sexlightened
Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping' :shock: ( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by MR-FB
Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping' :shock: ( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle

What is it with you men? You get the offer of a pressie and moan about it :giggle:
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: More worried about the one my son just received from someone off here - our son has MrFB's old sim card!
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: More worried about the one my son just received from someone off here - our son has MrFB's old sim card!

eeeeek! confused