There are a higher percentage of men seeking women as opposed to women seeking men., including those women in couples. This disproportioality appears to give women an advantage in regards to choice. It creates creates the following l behaviour : in men, we are over zealousl in our advances for female affection and women are passively declining potential sexual partners who dispaly such advances. Women are less agressive when looking for sex than men and would prefer guys that they seem to get on withrather than a "Stud with a good 9 incher". The inbalance in women : male ratios therefore causes guys to eventually conform because their behaviour is controlled by what women want. However is this really what women want? I think we (Men) need to be ourselves and then all of us will all get what we really want - A GOOD FUCK!
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
What Women Really Want!
Sex God
Or a shorter signature ?
Sex God
"what women want"
I really liked that film. Mel Gibbson waxing his legs to the tune of Meredith Brookes singing "Bitch".
Ahh good memories!
Hello btw
I really liked that film. Mel Gibbson waxing his legs to the tune of Meredith Brookes singing "Bitch".
Ahh good memories!
Hello btw
Sex God
Quote by Leedsbiguy
Women are less agressive when looking for sex
You're new here aren't you? I can tell. ;)
:welcome:
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Or a shorter signature ?
:giggle: Didnt see that one coming!! Very good! :giggle:
Sex God
Not quite sure what you mean by men 'who conform'. If it is men who are prepared to get themselves known in a reasonably civilised way - there's no reason why they can't be a good fuck as well!
Sex God
ROFL @ Pie
Is that tea in the Surrey " with cucumber sandwiches" sense Jags ?
or the Northern " Beans on toast and roly poly fer afters" way ?
Is that tea in the Surrey " with cucumber sandwiches" sense Jags ?
or the Northern " Beans on toast and roly poly fer afters" way ?
Sex God
Quote by Jags
.....And has tea-making skills and ain't afraid to use them.
:P
I volunteer Neilnolongerinleeds for tea making duties. Although, he can never remember not to put milk in mine!
Sex God
So many negatives , such little time
Sex God
awww, give the poor lad a break. He is new!
Let him stay a little longer so we can feed blue later on! She might be hungry after all that partying!
Let him stay a little longer so we can feed blue later on!
She might be hungry after all that partying! Quote by Silk and Big G
ROFL @ Pie
Is that tea in the Surrey " with cucumber sandwiches" sense Jags ?
or the Northern " Beans on toast and roly poly fer afters" way ?
No, just a cup of builders tea with a biscuit or two to dunk! Why should I be the only one who can work the kettle, knows where the teabags are kept and have the secret touch to open the flaming fridge????
If men want to bring me to the brink of joy and extreme pleasure the least they can do is work out how to fill a kettle.
Quote by Calista
A man who can write using English properly!
And a brain that works in more than one direction.
:P
A dying breed the male of the species tonight then Jags ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x
I know. Endangered species. And I set my sights too high. Just a bloke with an IQ bigger than his shoe size would do. No, I mean an bloke with an IQ bigger than his waist size!
:lol: Quote by little gem
.....And has tea-making skills and ain't afraid to use them.
:P
I volunteer Neilnolongerinleeds for tea making duties. Although, he can never remember not to put milk in mine!
I kept on doing that last week. :cry: Neither Fred nor Wilma take milk in their tea until I insisted on doing it EVERY time. Wilma bravely gave in and drank hers. Think Fred chucked his over the plants.
:shock:
Sex God
We only drink tea so we have something to share with you guys . Women invented tea thats why its so complicated . Men invented beer , you pull the tap and it pours out . Then you drink it . Want me to get you a beer ?
Quote by Silk and Big G
We only drink tea so we have something to share with you guys . Women invented tea thats why its so complicated . Men invented beer , you pull the tap and it pours out . Then you drink it . Want me to get you a beer ?
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:C x
Quote by Jags
A man who can write using English properly!
And a brain that works in more than one direction.
:P
A dying breed the male of the species tonight then Jags ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x
I know. Endangered species. And I set my sights too high. Just a bloke with an IQ bigger than his shoe size would do. No, I mean an bloke with an IQ bigger than his waist size!
:lol:I was getting so excited when you said higher then shoe size and then lost it when you said waist size....damn those women :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by mikedrive
A man who can write using English properly!
And a brain that works in more than one direction.
:P
A dying breed the male of the species tonight then Jags ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x
I know. Endangered species. And I set my sights too high. Just a bloke with an IQ bigger than his shoe size would do. No, I mean an bloke with an IQ bigger than his waist size!
:lol:I was getting so excited when you said higher then shoe size and then lost it when you said waist size....damn those women :cry: :cry: :cry:
Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
:lol: :lol:
Quote by Jags
A man who can write using English properly!
And a brain that works in more than one direction.
:P
A dying breed the male of the species tonight then Jags ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x
I know. Endangered species. And I set my sights too high. Just a bloke with an IQ bigger than his shoe size would do. No, I mean an bloke with an IQ bigger than his waist size!
:lol:I was getting so excited when you said higher then shoe size and then lost it when you said waist size....damn those women :cry: :cry: :cry:
Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
:lol: :lol:
Switch the kettle on, are you showing off again
Sex God
Funny how this one has induced volley upon volley of female vituperative. (with little male response so far).
One would infer that the female fraternity feels threatened from this behaviour!!
Flucking hell - who pinched me parapet. :scared:
One would infer that the female fraternity feels threatened from this behaviour!!
Flucking hell - who pinched me parapet. :scared:
Quote by Jags
Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
Shhh not too loud Jags or my teaboy will go on strike ....... :shock:
I might actually have to remove my arse off this sofa and make a drink for once :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x ............. with well trained hubby :mrgreen:
Quote by westerross
Funny how this one has induced volley upon volley of female vituperative. (with little male response so far).
One would infer that the female fraternity feels threatened from this behaviour!!
Flucking hell - who pinched me parapet. :scared:
Come on then, defend yourself. I'm not threatened... bored, fed up, miserable and THIRSTY!!
Seems that switching the kettle on is female rite only passed down from mother to daughter and bypassing the male gender almost entirely.
Madness.
So, any bloke that can make a decent cup of tea is in the queue for a shag.
:shock:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
Shhh not too loud Jags or my teaboy will go on strike ....... :shock:
I might actually have to remove my arse off this sofa and make a drink for once :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x ............. with well trained hubby :mrgreen:
SNAP Calista!!
Hubby moans about me NOT making the tea too! :shock:
Sex God
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:
Quote by little gem
awww, give the poor lad a break. He is new!
Let him stay a little longer so we can feed blue later on!
Well I thought he was quite nice looking actually but then I'm fickle
I should never have gone to that munch.. I'm getting badder by the minute in this place - or being encouraged - one of the two :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Calista
OOoh Ice .. you'd make a great bitch!
Whose? Yours? ;)
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
Shhh not too loud Jags or my teaboy will go on strike ....... :shock:
I might actually have to remove my arse off this sofa and make a drink for once :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x ............. with well trained hubby :mrgreen:
SNAP Calista!!
Hubby moans about me NOT making the tea too! :shock:
Morbius makes a fantastic cuppa ... to the point that it just tastes vile if I make one for myself (I'll make coffee instead) ... I have noticed that the teapot has gone missingthough and it's always made in the cup now though .. but as it tastes so nice I'll let it pass
:giggle:
C x .......... thirsty after all this talk of tea
