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What would your epitaph say???

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Steve_Lincs
Sex God
So come on what would would your epitaph say????
frogster
Sex God
On my gravestone I want:-
"I told you my feet were killng me" lol
payne
Sex God
"I'd thank you not to scrape your butt across my grave!!" :twisted:
Libra__Love
Sex God
Never thought of my own, but had one ready for the ex....
Here lies my husband
here lies he
Hallelujah!
Hallelujee!
payne
Sex God
pmsl :laughabove:
Vix
Sex God
With any luck it would say "A dearly departed wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother" However, it will probably actually read "1970 - 2010"
Vix
Sex God
Erm... that was a joke. I don't expect Reese'll let me live another 6 years. rolleyes lol
roger743
Sex God
I think I'd like mine to say, "He had a really big penis". Because after all, it's not as though anyone's gonna dig me up to check... cool
Dawnie
Sex God
"Nice tits"
Dawn :silly:
mark__surrey
Master of Sex
to fast to live, too young to die.
dawn they are lovely and your coffin will have to be a special shape, it would have to have too speed humps on the front to accomodate your wonderfull breasts which im deeply in love with. wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by mark/surrey
dawn they are lovely and your coffin will have to be a special shape, it would have to have too speed humps on the front to accomodate your wonderfull breasts which im deeply in love with. wink

:laughabove: rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
I keep telling you its all in the camera angle :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Richie469
Warming the Bed
Hey Dawn, thats my line......
I think mine would say..
"here lies Richie, now at peace,
at one with the gods his soul does sleep,
never a trickster, cheat or fraud,
and died with his dick still stiff as a board"
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Steve_Lincs
So come on what would would your epitaph say????

Big G will never have one as he is 'The Highlander' :rascal:
Mine would be
'Lord, we give you Carolyn.
Try not to piss her off'
Silky xxxxxxxx
mark__surrey
Master of Sex
the camera never lies......... neither do i.x.x.x
JQL
Orgasminator
Buggered
McGuinness
Sexpert
Not much left but at least the dog lived!!!!
GregLondon
Sexpert
"Surely there's been some mistake".
bluexxx
Sex God
Face down, ass up
:twisted: :shock: lol cool
fabio
Sex God
I saw..... I came..... i errmmmm came again......
fabio
Sex God
or how about..... "that is the last time you don't believe me when i said i feel ill"
neilinleeds
Sex God
erm . . . i think . . .
"It wasn't all my fault!! or "It's dark in 'ere innit?"
:lol2:
neil x x x ;)
warwick
Sex God
At last hes stopped talking shite
butters999999
Orgasminator
Is it at this point that I own up to what my job is? and that I could arrange all the above postings? lol
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by butters999999
Is it at this point that I own up to what my job is? and that I could arrange all the above postings? lol

What, you mean you could even arrange mine? Now you, I've have to get to know!
butters999999
Orgasminator
lol I am a cemetery manager for the local council I run 7 cemeteries and 3 crematoriums and have the last word on any inscriptions on headstones placed in them.