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What would your epitaph say???

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JonJon
Orgasminator
Quote by butters999999
Is it at this point that I own up to what my job is? and that I could arrange all the above postings? lol

Monumental mason smile Undertaker confused Hitman :shock:
If it's the latter, there's a couple of Estate Agent's I'd like you to meet ;)
Lucifer
Master of Sex
A bit of a twat, but a damned good shag :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
butters999999
Orgasminator

Monumental mason smile Undertaker confused Hitman :shock:
If it's the latter, there's a couple of Estate Agent's I'd like you to meet ;)
I can arrange a nice quite plot to be opened up at 3 in the morning you arrange the hit and I’ll dispose of the bodies fairs fair!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Lucifer
A bit of a twat, but a damned good shag :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao
Mine would be a play on Lucifer's sig "when she was good boy was she good, but when she was bad she was ......."
Unknown User
lol "Never did shag on cam phone for anyone!!" :lol:
JonJon
Orgasminator
"I told you it was loaded !"
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Why oh why did he have those knickers on over his trousers??? confused :?
Unknown User
Mine will read :
"Youre never too old to have a shag, all necrophiliacs welcome!!!""
Mwwwwwahahahahahahaha
piercedJon
Orgasminator
Died peacfully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers lol
In reality I wont have one.... My will already states that my body goes to science, because that way it wont cost my relatives a penny :lol: :lol: :lol:
Vix
Sex God
Quote by PiercedJon
Died peacfully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers lol
In reality I wont have one.... My will already states that my body goes to science, because that way it wont cost my relatives a penny :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good man! (I like you more and more, you know. Would you kindly start being objectionable, so there is something to dislike?)
Steve_Lincs
Sex God
He came,he saw,he fucked up big time
butters999999
Orgasminator
Quote by piercedJon
Died peacfully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers lol
In reality I wont have one.... My will already states that my body goes to science, because that way it wont cost my relatives a penny :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don’t be so sure on that! the institute that takes your body has the right to decided if any part of it is of use if not then they can ask the family if they want it back for a burial or if not the institute will dispose of it but at the moment there is an average charge of £35 administration costs to do so. Which is still far cheeper then the average funeral which costs around £1,200.
Sumo
Warming the Bed
"Clitoris........probably the best word in the Englilsh language"
ok, I'm a little strange, but it made me laugh
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Here lies the body of a forum freak
looked like a fingerbob, talked like a geek
He posted day and he posted night
he posted mostly uttershite
He loved to meet, he loved to munch
He loved the loony SH bunch
Promised his mates a crispy duck
now his goose is cooked, they're out of luck
Cybersex led to his demise,
tried to shag his computer; brought tears to his eyes
then the whole thing exploded, it seems like a farce
Rest In Pieces, you silly arse.
mollyandchris
Sex God
Had to read the whole thread to make sure nobody had already said it but here we go.....
"I demand a second opinion"
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by butters999999
lol I am a cemetery manager for the local council I run 7 cemeteries and 3 crematoriums and have the last word on any inscriptions on headstones placed in them.

Popular places are cemeteries ................................... people are just dying to get in them wink
mollyandchris
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
"Borh Yesterday!!" biggrin

you mean your Solomon Grundy
mollyandchris
Sex God
Sorry my bad he was born on moday died on saturday....
leprechaun
Sex God
he came he saw he acted like a whore
heaven sent and hell bent
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Here lies the body of a forum freak
looked like a fingerbob, talked like a geek
He posted day and he posted night
he posted mostly uttershite
He loved to meet, he loved to munch
He loved the loony SH bunch
Promised his mates a crispy duck
now his goose is cooked, they're out of luck
Cybersex led to his demise,
tried to shag his computer; brought tears to his eyes
then the whole thing exploded, it seems like a farce
Rest In Pieces, you silly arse.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brilliant!
But you ain't getting out of giving me and Alex that *uck matey!!! :twisted:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
But you ain't getting out of giving me and Alex that *uck matey!!! :twisted:

Look, it's right here in my little book of "Things I Absolutely Must Do Soon", on page One. :small-print:
casp1965
Warming the Bed

"please cancel the milk",
or
"the money's i owe you is in my pocket!"
SilkandBigG
Sex God
As previously explained I cant really have an epitaph as there 'Can be only one'
But if it did happen , I wouldnt want any words , just three waste paper askets on the grave marked "HP Agreements " " Bank correspondence" and " CCJ's ".
mellow
Master of Sex
"she's a big girl, she's a bonny girl, she loved her beer, and they call her Good ol' mellow" and i wish she was here!"