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What would your epitaph say???
Casanova
"Here Lies My Willy, Stiff Forever More"
Sex God
After a deep and meaningful conversation with Judy where we talked at great length about philosophy and the deeper meanings of epitaphs we came to the conclusion that hers should actually say....
***And she never swallowed....***
hehehe, told you I'd do it Jude!
~~~G legs it before Judy catches up with her and spanks her rotten! ~~~
***And she never swallowed....***
hehehe, told you I'd do it Jude!
~~~G legs it before Judy catches up with her and spanks her rotten! ~~~
Sex God
Actually how it will be on the gravestone........
"If you can read this then you're stood on my bollocks!"
"If you can read this then you're stood on my bollocks!"
"He took his time going..."
She came into this world alone and went out of this world alone
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
She came into this world alone and went out of this world alone
That's sad. What about adding "But she gave pleasure to hundreds in between" (in the nicest possible way!)
Sex God
"Finally learning how to behave like an Angel" :twisted:
Orgasminator
I'm sure mine will read:-
When I said to you pour a bottle of Scotch into my grave, I did not mean for you to pass it through your bladder first.
Harry0
When I said to you pour a bottle of Scotch into my grave, I did not mean for you to pass it through your bladder first.
Harry0
Sex God
Angel, I love it!
Mine would say "He worried himself to an early grave but at least he got in the queue before you"
One of the best I heard about was one put up by the children of this woman. The headstone was inserted crooked and the epitaph read....
-------------------------- "That'll do!"
Mine would say "He worried himself to an early grave but at least he got in the queue before you"
One of the best I heard about was one put up by the children of this woman. The headstone was inserted crooked and the epitaph read....
-------------------------- "That'll do!"
Orgasminator
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old Fred Flintstone wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Wilma :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hi Wilma,
Better the Devil you know than the one you don't. I see from your avitar your still looking as good as ever.
XXXX
Harry0
ops: :oops: Thank you :oops: :oops: :oops: 
Mine would say...........
um.....
Actually, i dont know!!!
um.....
Actually, i dont know!!!
Casanova
Youth now flees on feathered foot,
Faint and fainter sounds the flute,
Rarer songs of gods; and still
Somewhere on the sunny hill,
Or along the winding stream,
Through the willows, flits a dream;
Flits, but shows a smiling face,
Flees but with so quaint a grace,
None can choose to stay at home,
All must follow, all must roam.
This is unborn beauty: she
Now in air floats high and free,
Takes the sun and breaks the blue; -
Late with stooping pinion flew
Raking hedgerow trees, and wet
Her wing in silver streams, and set
Shining foot on temple roof:
Now again she flies aloof,
Coasting mountain clouds and kiss’t
By the evenings amethyst.
In wet wood and miry lane,
Still we pant and pound in vain;
Still with leaden foot we chase
Waning pinion, fainting face;
Still with gray hair we stumble on,
Till, behold, the vision gone!
Where hath fleeting beauty led?
To the doorway of the dead.
Life is over, life was gay:
We have come the primrose way.
Unless of course they charge by the letter then it would be "X marks the spot"
Faint and fainter sounds the flute,
Rarer songs of gods; and still
Somewhere on the sunny hill,
Or along the winding stream,
Through the willows, flits a dream;
Flits, but shows a smiling face,
Flees but with so quaint a grace,
None can choose to stay at home,
All must follow, all must roam.
This is unborn beauty: she
Now in air floats high and free,
Takes the sun and breaks the blue; -
Late with stooping pinion flew
Raking hedgerow trees, and wet
Her wing in silver streams, and set
Shining foot on temple roof:
Now again she flies aloof,
Coasting mountain clouds and kiss’t
By the evenings amethyst.
In wet wood and miry lane,
Still we pant and pound in vain;
Still with leaden foot we chase
Waning pinion, fainting face;
Still with gray hair we stumble on,
Till, behold, the vision gone!
Where hath fleeting beauty led?
To the doorway of the dead.
Life is over, life was gay:
We have come the primrose way.
Unless of course they charge by the letter then it would be "X marks the spot"
Sex God
Just to cheer things up and with the quality new blood we have here these days I thought this might manage a resurrection.
And to be fair there's a couple more here
.http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26293.html
And to be fair there's a couple more here
.http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26293.html
thank fluck she has finally shut up 
Earthy xx
Earthy xx
She bounced from one disaster to the next :lol2:
Sex God
funnily enough, Sheddy said to me the other day that he'd decided what would go on mine, simply because I say it all the time........
"hmmmmm.........what shall I wear.......?"
:giggle: :giggle:
"hmmmmm.........what shall I wear.......?"
:giggle: :giggle:
Now send the baliffs!!!
(I dont have a credit problem )
(I dont have a credit problem
) i`ve been buried upside down so ya can all kiss me arse :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
I have a couple of favourites;
*I told you i was ill*- spike milligan
*Your standing on my head*- I saw this in a graveyard
I'm not sure what i'd want mine to say perhaps something stupid like
*now i'm dead they will never find those bodies*
*So that's what that button does*
*I told you i was ill*- spike milligan
*Your standing on my head*- I saw this in a graveyard
I'm not sure what i'd want mine to say perhaps something stupid like
*now i'm dead they will never find those bodies*
*So that's what that button does*
what a way to go!
Here lies an atheist
All dressed up and no place to go
All dressed up and no place to go
Sex God
Heres one
F*ck its hot down here
F*ck its hot down here
Here lies the body of Sassy Seren
Too nice for Hell, to naughty for Heaven :twisted:
Too nice for Hell, to naughty for Heaven :twisted:
