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What would your epitaph say???

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who?
Unknown User
Quote by HornyBear
who?

Me...on my Epitaph (well headstone actually not quite the same thing )
no!
I'm Spartacus!
Unknown User
"we had to bury him upside down as we couldn't get the coffin lid on....at least he died happy in the bosom of his nurse"
Drewxcore
Sex God
This would only work if the grave belonged to a gay person *Here lies Dale Winton, safe in the knowledge that they do let gays into heaven, take that catholics*
p.s not meant to be funny, its just always been a personal anoyance of mine that certain catholics (im saying certain catholics so no catholics here string me up* seem to have a problem with gays, bit silly really since the arch bishop of canterbury is as gay as they come
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Quote by Drewxcore
This would only work if the grave belonged to a gay person *Here lies Dale Winton, safe in the knowledge that they do let gays into heaven, take that catholics*
p.s not meant to be funny, its just always been a personal anoyance of mine that certain catholics (im saying certain catholics so no catholics here string me up* seem to have a problem with gays, bit silly really since the arch bishop of canterbury is as gay as they come

I've no problem with gay people....but er.. i'm not catholic anyway redface
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
its just always been a personal anoyance of mine that certain catholics seem to have a problem with gays, bit silly really since the arch bishop of canterbury is as gay as they come
Are you implying that the Achbishop of Canterbury is a Catholic? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Blimey, that's a bit of turn a up! Does the Pope know?
Will lol
sLeeper
Sexpert
Wow what a blast ...Can i do that again lol
Unknown User
Was that it??
sercher01
Sex God
god we give you sercher01
dont piss him off lol wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Right now? It would say 'completely and utterly pissed off'.
Pete_sw
Sex God
What would your epitaph say???
Could do better rolleyes
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Just thought of another one.... Something my Mum has said about me since I was 13 if she didn't agree with something I did...
"It's her age" rolleyes
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
Just thought of another one.... Something my Mum has said about me since I was 13 if she didn't agree with something I did...
"It's her age" rolleyes

:lol2: insert the word 'his' and ditto
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Thank goodness I'm not the only one Pete :lol2: kiss
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Right now? It would say 'completely and utterly pissed off'.
Sweetheart :therethere:
I suspect mine would be:
"Thank God for that, perhaps we'll get some peace and quiet now."
or
"I think that last bottle was off!"
or
"Died aged 92. Shot by a jealous husband!"
Will
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
Thank goodness I'm not the only one Pete :lol2: kiss

both missunderstood i think hun :kiss: lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Right now? It would say 'completely and utterly pissed off'.
Sweetheart :therethere:

Thanks Will kiss
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Quote by willxx69
"Died aged 92. Shot by a jealous husband!"
Will

:giggle:
Mine could say 'piss off, I'm trying to sleep down here'
Argt05
Casanova
wouldn't listen , didn't listen, should have listened !
Abilene
Orgasminator
"Her last words were .... Hey y'all, watch this .... "
st3v3
Sex God
"Proxy Error"
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by st3v3
"Proxy Error"

PMSL !! You owe me for a new keyboard !!!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
"Life's too short!"

I hate that expression.
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
"Life's too short!"

I hate that expression.
Why? What about the reverse: Death's too long?
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
"Life's too short!"

I hate that expression.
Yeah and my ex hubby's can't be short enough!!
cbc
Warming the Bed
Haven't read the whole thread, so forgive us if this repeats what has been said before.
Spike Milligan had it right - "I told you I was ill"
Thank you and goodnight
cbc
xx
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by 36openminded
"Life's too short!"

I hate that expression.
Why?
Got it thrown at me in too many arguments.