What would your epitaph say???

20 Sep 2004

So come on what would would your epitaph say????

20 Sep 2004

On my gravestone I want:-
"I told you my feet were killng me" lol

20 Sep 2004

"I'd thank you not to scrape your butt across my grave!!" :twisted:

20 Sep 2004

`Not enough coffee`
Venusxxx

20 Sep 2004

20 Sep 2004

Never thought of my own, but had one ready for the ex....
Here lies my husband
here lies he
Hallelujah!
Hallelujee!

20 Sep 2004

pmsl :laughabove:

20 Sep 2004

With any luck it would say "A dearly departed wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother" However, it will probably actually read "1970 - 2010"

20 Sep 2004

Erm... that was a joke. I don't expect Reese'll let me live another 6 years. rolleyes

20 Sep 2004

I think I'd like mine to say, "He had a really big penis". Because after all, it's not as though anyone's gonna dig me up to check... cool

20 Sep 2004

"Nice tits"
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

to fast to live, too young to die.
dawn they are lovely and your coffin will have to be a special shape, it would have to have too speed humps on the front to accomodate your wonderfull breasts which im deeply in love with. wink

20 Sep 2004

Not dead only sleeping.

20 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
dawn they are lovely and your coffin will have to be a special shape, it would have to have too speed humps on the front to accomodate your wonderfull breasts which im deeply in love with.

:laughabove:

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
I keep telling you its all in the camera angle :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

Hey Dawn, thats my line......
I think mine would say..
"here lies Richie, now at peace,
at one with the gods his soul does sleep,
never a trickster, cheat or fraud,
and died with his dick still stiff as a board"

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
So come on what would would your epitaph say????

Big G will never have one as he is 'The Highlander' :rascal:
Mine would be
'Lord, we give you Carolyn.
Try not to piss her off'
Silky xxxxxxxx

20 Sep 2004

the camera never lies......... neither do i.x.x.x

20 Sep 2004

Buggered

20 Sep 2004

Not much left but at least the dog lived!!!!

20 Sep 2004

"Surely there's been some mistake".

20 Sep 2004

His wife was a witch, then he died.

20 Sep 2004

Face down, ass up
:twisted: :shock: lol

20 Sep 2004

I saw..... I came..... i errmmmm came again......

20 Sep 2004

or how about..... "that is the last time you don't believe me when i said i feel ill"

20 Sep 2004

erm . . . i think . . .
"It wasn't all my fault!! or "It's dark in 'ere innit?"
:lol2:
neil x x x ;)

20 Sep 2004

We told him not to do it at his age lol

20 Sep 2004

At last hes stopped talking shite

20 Sep 2004

Is it at this point that I own up to what my job is? and that I could arrange all the above postings? lol

20 Sep 2004

Quote by butters999999
Is it at this point that I own up to what my job is? and that I could arrange all the above postings? lol

What, you mean you could even arrange mine? Now you, I've have to get to know!

20 Sep 2004

lol I am a cemetery manager for the local council I run 7 cemeteries and 3 crematoriums and have the last word on any inscriptions on headstones placed in them.