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what would your mother say if you told her that your a swinger?
mine would kill me what would yours do? redface
Mine would be straight to the solicitors to get the kids taken off us rolleyes :roll:
Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:
My mum does know, she dosn't approve but she knows theres nothing she can do about it
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

OMG i bet u died didn't u?
:P
She would probably stop baby sitting sad
She would probably say
"What - you have a swing in the garden!!!"
loon
Dont you just love ya Mum !!!!!!!
My mum knows..... and is actually cool about it..... i am sure she now thinks i do it all the time.... smile :) :)
i couldn't tell me dad though..... redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
My mum would probably want to join the site too!
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

OMG i bet u died didn't u?
:P
I was a tad surprised! she even wangled a meet before we did redface
Mine would say............."that's nice dear..........now which curtains should I chose for the lounge?" rolleyes
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She would probably stop baby sitting sad

my mum did that rolleyes
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Mine would say............."that's nice dear..........now which curtains should I chose for the lounge?" rolleyes

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

OMG i bet u died didn't u?
:P
I was a tad surprised! she even wangled a meet before we did redface
is she still a member :P
mine would probably be ok, i think she has an inkling anyway
my dad - no flucking way would i tell him he would kill me
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

OMG i bet u died didn't u?
:P
I was a tad surprised! she even wangled a meet before we did redface
is she still a member :P
No not at the moment, but I'm sure she will join again......watch this space lol
My Mum probably knows since I have had a couple of people here to stay and she knows that one of them was married with his wife's consent...LoL...so I think it's fairly certain that she probably knows...but I wouldn't just come out and say "I'm a Swinger Mum"....that would be weird.
My Uncle actually does know....and I have started to talk to him a bit...although obviously not giving him any detail....just my feelings and stuff....
My Dad and Grandparents would go mad if they knew....and my Dad especially doesn't like to hear the remotest hint that I have a sex life...
My Brother and Sister-in-law keep saying things like "are you going to one of your dirty parties again" when I tell them I'm going away for the weekend...LoL
But all in all I prefer to keep it private....
My mams dead so if shes looking down on me she will probably know
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

OMG i bet u died didn't u?
:P
rotflmao :rotflmao: remember that fire!!
Mine would call out the docs to bring the straight jackets she'd think I was loon
No fucking WAY would I tell my mam ! :shock:
I was 42 before she knew I had a tattoo and then she gave me a row ! confused
God knows!, these days my mother is more liberated than I am (post divorce and all that).. she has me blushing sometimes! :shock:
Seriously tho, I'm her daughter and that topic is something I wouldn't expect my daughter to bring up so I prob. wouldn't.
I am sure there are worse things to tell your mother :shock: lol
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No fucking WAY would I tell my mam ! :shock:
I was 42 before she knew I had a tattoo and then she gave me a row ! confused

I've had my tattoo for at least 6 years and haven't plucked up the courage to tell me Mum redface
Tell me mum --yeah right -- and Live!
No, could never tell her ever ever ever!
She'd not even understand me posting on this forum and saying what I say never mind my actually doing anything!!
My mum would say;
"that's nice dear, maybe you can meet a nice girl and settle down, blah blah blah"
I told my mum that we swing Christmas of 2002, rather inebriated and while telling her at the same time I was bi....... Heck, get it all out in the open at the same time!!!! biggrin
She was shocked, but said it was up to me, I was grown up and allowed to make my own decisions.
She did, however, stop babysitting for us, as everytime we wanted to go out it was assumed it was to go to some wild orgy (oh how we wish!).
We have talked about it since, and she does ask questions from time to time, but can't see her joining the site any time soon!
There was no way I could have told my dad, even though he would probably have been more accepting. Guess it's one of those things.
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She did, however, stop babysitting for us, as everytime we wanted to go out it was assumed it was to go to some wild orgy (oh how we wish!).

You've just confirmed my worries about telling my parents confused
Good job we only have a year or two before the eldest is able to sit for the other two :rascal:
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Mine joined the fecking site :eeek:

What's her name on here? You don't mind if I chat her up do you?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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My mum is dead but I guess if she was here and knew she wouldn't be very happy.
How about all you parents out there how would you feel if your children were on this site? (as adults of course)