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What would your porn name be???

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Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Mine would be Ripple Bunny rolleyes

lol HLB - Ripple Bunny sounds like it'd have a market in Ann Summers!
come to think of it, Dairy Milk Willy cant be far off their current stock lines either :shock:
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AndyWolves wrote:
And Darkfire....to see a milk chocolate willy cumming.....sounds like the voice of years of experience to me hun?!!!

I did it again didn't I?? :roll: banghead
markz
Sex God
flake munchkin :shock:
where do I sign up biggrin
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by cuddlebunny
This is nasty,just nasty......I hate you guys!!!!
But porn my name (choccy/pet) would be Fudge Tash (ewwwwwwwwwww, sounds like I've been rimming someone very,very unclean!! LOL)

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Crunchie Flipper dunno
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire

Mine would be Ripple Bunny rolleyes

lol HLB - Ripple Bunny sounds like it'd have a market in Ann Summers!
come to think of it, Dairy Milk Willy cant be far off their current stock lines either :shock:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If we think of a few more Darkfire we'll be able to open our own shop at SH Towers.
Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Mine would be Ripple Bunny rolleyes

lol HLB - Ripple Bunny sounds like it'd have a market in Ann Summers!
come to think of it, Dairy Milk Willy cant be far off their current stock lines either :shock:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If we think of a few more Darkfire we'll be able to open our own shop at SH Towers.
Own shop?? :shock:
sod that hun, how about a full-on cottage industry making chocolate willy and boob moulds of everyone on SH? :idea:
Form an orderly queue people :twisted:
skimpy
Warming the Bed
Quote by redstilletto
caramac rosie .......... :twisted:

Hey "redstilleto" great minds think alike and all that, my name comes out exactly the same as yours.
Still don't think it will catch on though wink
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire

Mine would be Ripple Bunny rolleyes

lol HLB - Ripple Bunny sounds like it'd have a market in Ann Summers!
come to think of it, Dairy Milk Willy cant be far off their current stock lines either :shock:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If we think of a few more Darkfire we'll be able to open our own shop at SH Towers.
Own shop?? :shock:
sod that hun, how about a full-on cottage industry making chocolate willy and boob moulds of everyone on SH? :idea:
Form an orderly queue people :twisted:
Hmm Can see it now...
Free chocolate willy/boobs with every SH calendar!
Now all we need are some willing volunteers to smear chocolate all over :twisted:
Darkfire
Sex God
:idea: I love the way you're thinking HLB!
Volunteers sign below please :small-print:
Sarah
Sex God
Can I be covered in choccy
And further more I want to select who is going to lick it all off :twisted:
Darkfire
Sex God
Full body Sarah??
:shock:
*starts another list :small-print: for requested chocolate lickers*
:twisted:
markz
Sex God
only if its thorntons biggrin
none of that cheap stuff
alspals
Casanova
oh no...Blackie Mis-shapes...well they say pets look like their owners! :doh:
twiceasnice
Forum Virgin
tracey - caramel domino
- domino nash
stuart - milky bar dawson
- tinks martin
and we both like to be lickers wa-hey
Unknown User
I am sure there is another version of this which would come up with something far more suitable than.................
Curly-Wurly Grippa :shock: confused
Unknown User
Quote by rocknrollstar05
If you try you're favourite pets name followed by your mothers maiden name you will get more Dirk Digglers I think.
Mine is Rocky Ryan.
I pity the guy who comes up with Tiny Ball lol

In that case, how about Winnie Goode?
altarica
Sexlightened
Curlywurly Rusty----------hmmmmmmmm sounds more like a statement or question than a bloody name. sad :( :(
Wish my fave was Mars Kingsize :shock: and my pet's name had been Dick. :shock: :shock: Ok ok at least it would have sounded good.
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I am sure there is another version of this which would come up with something far more suitable than.................
Curly-Wurly Grippa :shock: confused

I think it depends on how exactly you grip the curly-wurly
traceymod
Forum Virgin
ooh...thats interesting...mine would be finger of Fudge Dusty
swung
Warming the Bed
dime cuddles...sounds like a cheap american. cuddles allison. souds like something i d like too do lol
tallnhairy
Sex God
Picnic Timmy could be worse I guess smile
sLeeper
Sexpert
ok so can i introduce myself
seems my new name should be Double Decker Dog redface
did i do something wrong confused
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I am sure there is another version of this which would come up with something far more suitable than.................
Curly-Wurly Grippa :shock: confused

I think it depends on how exactly you grip the curly-wurly
Off to buy Pololady and HLB a curly wurly each............and then I'm going to sit and watch them eat :P
Unknown User
Quote by SirLee
ok so can i introduce myself
seems my new name should be Double Decker Dog redface
did i do something wrong confused

ROFPMSL @ Double Decker Dog. That SirLee is a song title. It was recorded by a guy called Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, if you've heard of him. Do a goole search and you should find him.
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
I am sure there is another version of this which would come up with something far more suitable than.................
Curly-Wurly Grippa :shock: confused

I think it depends on how exactly you grip the curly-wurly
Off to buy Pololady and HLB a curly wurly each............and then I'm going to sit and watch them eat :P
Who said anything about eating it? :twisted:
Sarah
Sex God
Why what are youplanning on doing with it? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Why what are you planning on doing with it? :shock:

That is where the 'Grippa' comes into it surely wink
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by SirLee
ok so can i introduce myself
seems my new name should be Double Decker Dog redface
did i do something wrong confused

I could think of a few names for you hun but that certainly wasn't one of them! wink
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I am sure there is another version of this which would come up with something far more suitable than.................
Curly-Wurly Grippa :shock: confused

I think it depends on how exactly you grip the curly-wurly
Off to buy Pololady and HLB a curly wurly each............and then I'm going to sit and watch them eat :P
Who said anything about eating it? :twisted:
Well I'm gonna eat mine - I love Curly-Wurly's biggrin