What would your porn name be???

12 Sep 2005

Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!

12 Sep 2005

I'm not sure "Snickers Wink" would work rotflmao

12 Sep 2005

KitKat Jimmy.....makes me sound Scottish. lol

:lol:

12 Sep 2005

Dairy Milk Willy dunno

hey, it could work
bolt

12 Sep 2005

Quote by MidlandsBob
I'm not sure "Snickers Wink" would work

:laughabove:
hummm topic mary ??? not really got a ring to it has it
xx femxxx

12 Sep 2005

Bob

12 Sep 2005

Hmmmmmm
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers biggrin

Thats more like it :D

12 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
Bob

bob???? DB dont you have a fav chocci bar??
xx fem xxx

12 Sep 2005

Aero Jet....Mmmm, I quite like that.... lol

CheekyChimp.... cool

-----------------------------------------------
"If opportunity doesn't knock.....build a door".

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Devon1
Hmmmmmm
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers
Thats more like it :D

good job your pets name wasnt knickers
snickers knickers really wouldnt have worked
xx fem xx

12 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Hmmmmmm
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers
Thats more like it :D

good job your pets name wasnt knickers
snickers knickers really wouldnt have worked
xx fem xx
Can you get Snicker flavoured nickers?
MMM a treat u can eat :D

12 Sep 2005

lol @ darkfire - you could be on to something there!!!

12 Sep 2005

well if i follow the thread and answer the choccy pet name thing mine would have to be.....TURKISH ALPHIE( i ommitted the delight lol)
but if it was a real porn name made up by myself it would be GIGGLE,DIMPLE CUM QUEEN! lol
love peppsxx wink

12 Sep 2005

:? Galaxy Titch :? :?
Nah!

12 Sep 2005

Devon1,
ummm snickers knickers is something one of my children used to say when they were in the first throws of toilet training and haddnt wiped them selves fully, if you get my drift( no drift chocci bar)
lol sorry
xxx fem xxx

12 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Bob

bob???? DB dont you have a fav chocci bar??
xx fem xxx
Sorry - I was being flippant.
I don't eat a great deal of choccie, and I couldn't choose between the pets.
So here's a couple of choices based on what I might pick up at a garage.
Bueno Budbud
Duey Twix (reversed)
Ripple Bertie
* Think I prefer Bob
in edit - rotflmao

someone PM me with a list of choccie bars. I've just been thinking of some of the animals I've had/been associated with :giggle: (like a girl)

12 Sep 2005

lol pepps....think the Turkish Alfie might *just* spoil the moment....can I run with your made up name?!
Nutter!
xxx

12 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
Sorry - I was being flippant.
I don't eat a great deal of choccie, and I couldn't choose between the pets.
So here's a couple of choices based on what I might pick up at a garage.
Bueno Budbud
Duey Twix (reversed)
Ripple Bertie
* Think I prefer Bob
in edit - someone PM me with a list of choccie bars. I've just been thinking of some of the animals I've had/been associated with :giggle: (like a girl)

FFS!!

Haven't you gone back to work YET? rolleyes

:roll:

:grin: :grin:

12 Sep 2005

If you try you're favourite pets name followed by your mothers maiden name you will get more Dirk Digglers I think.
Mine is Rocky Ryan.
I pity the guy who comes up with Tiny Ball lol

12 Sep 2005

have to say mine wouldn't work out your way..... but if i can swap it around and have the pet before the choccy then.......
I'd like to introduce 'lawless turkish delight' to swinging heaven lmao

12 Sep 2005

I think fruit and nut patch is a bit of a strange name for a porn star, confused

I did hear however that your porn name is your mothers maiden name and the name of your first pet in which case mine is Patch Quinn, a far more convincing porn name wink

12 Sep 2005

Quote by AndyWolves
lol @ darkfire - you could be on to something there!!!

:doh: awww dammit, should have seen that one coming! rolleyes

12 Sep 2005

Quote by rocknrollstar05
If you try you're favourite pets name followed by your mothers maiden name you will get more Dirk Digglers I think.
Mine is Rocky Ryan.
I pity the guy who comes up with Tiny Ball

right here goes........... just been having this conversation with the bf we came up with a few good ones the best one he had is " buster wilcock "all true but mine ............ cant believe i am sharing this but my bf said if i didnt he would, i had a fish call " plop " and unfortunately my mums maiden name is " skinn " so you work it out and realise why i didnt want to do this!!!!!
yes it is " plop skinn "
redface

12 Sep 2005

Dave

12 Sep 2005

I would be Dime Butch :shock: I sound more like a drag queen than a porn star :undecided:
Good ol Butch Rosebury is me proper porn name :hunk: (pet with first road lived in)
Yehhhh :hunk:

12 Sep 2005

Toblerone Max :shock: :shock: :shock:
does it have a certain to it? ................................. nah rolleyes

12 Sep 2005

mmm would have to be Dick Wideload to fit in to any of the old cheesy 80s pornos lol

12 Sep 2005

hmmm If I go with MISSCHIEF, I become "Chunky Rossini"!
And Darkfire....to see a milk chocolate willy cumming.....sounds like the voice of years of experience to me hun?!!!
x

12 Sep 2005

This is nasty,just nasty......I hate you guys!!!!
But porn my name (choccy/pet) would be Fudge Tash (ewwwwwwwwwww, sounds like I've been rimming someone very,very unclean!! LOL)
:silly: flipa

:eeek: :doh:
And my porn name using a pet/mums maiden name sounds more like a boxer....Tash Lewis (ooohhhh....I feel so good about meself now.....hehehehehehe)
:boxing:
Love Cuddles xxxx
:wary:

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Dairy Milk Willy
hey, it could work

Yep it could catch on - I'd buy one :twisted:
Mine would be Ripple Bunny