Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!
Sexpert
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What would your porn name be???
I'm not sure "Snickers Wink" would work 
Sex God
KitKat Jimmy.....makes me sound Scottish. 
:lol:
:lol: 
Bob
Orgasminator
Hmmmmmm
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers
Thats more like it :D
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers
Thats more like it :D
Aero Jet....Mmmm, I quite like that....
CheekyChimp....
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CheekyChimp....
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"If opportunity doesn't knock.....build a door".
Orgasminator
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Hmmmmmm
Snickers Shade, nah that doesn't work.
But if I reverse it Shadey s nickers
Thats more like it :D
good job your pets name wasnt knickers
snickers knickers really wouldnt have worked
xx fem xx
Can you get Snicker flavoured nickers?
MMM a treat u can eat :D
Sexpert
lol @ darkfire - you could be on to something there!!!
:? Galaxy Titch :? :? Quote by fem_4_taboo
Bob
bob???? DB dont you have a fav chocci bar??
xx fem xxx
Sorry - I was being flippant.
I don't eat a great deal of choccie, and I couldn't choose between the pets.
So here's a couple of choices based on what I might pick up at a garage.
Bueno Budbud
Duey Twix (reversed)
Ripple Bertie
* Think I prefer Bob
in edit -
someone PM me with a list of choccie bars. I've just been thinking of some of the animals I've had/been associated with :giggle: (like a girl)
Sexpert
lol pepps....think the Turkish Alfie might *just* spoil the moment....can I run with your made up name?!
Nutter!
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Nutter!
xxx
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Sorry - I was being flippant.
I don't eat a great deal of choccie, and I couldn't choose between the pets.
So here's a couple of choices based on what I might pick up at a garage.
Bueno Budbud
Duey Twix (reversed)
Ripple Bertie
* Think I prefer Bob
in edit -
FFS!!
Haven't you gone back to work YET?
:roll: 
:grin: :grin:
Orgasminator
have to say mine wouldn't work out your way..... but if i can swap it around and have the pet before the choccy then.......
I'd like to introduce 'lawless turkish delight' to swinging heaven lmao
I'd like to introduce 'lawless turkish delight' to swinging heaven lmao
Warming the Bed
Quote by rocknrollstar05
If you try you're favourite pets name followed by your mothers maiden name you will get more Dirk Digglers I think.
Mine is Rocky Ryan.
I pity the guy who comes up with Tiny Ball
right here goes........... just been having this conversation with the bf we came up with a few good ones the best one he had is " buster wilcock "all true but mine ............ cant believe i am sharing this but my bf said if i didnt he would, i had a fish call " plop " and unfortunately my mums maiden name is " skinn " so you work it out and realise why i didnt want to do this!!!!!
yes it is " plop skinn "
Sex God
Dave
Sex God
Toblerone Max :shock: :shock: :shock:
does it have a certain to it? ................................. nah
does it have a certain to it? ................................. nah
Sexpert
hmmm If I go with MISSCHIEF, I become "Chunky Rossini"!
And Darkfire....to see a milk chocolate willy cumming.....sounds like the voice of years of experience to me hun?!!!
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And Darkfire....to see a milk chocolate willy cumming.....sounds like the voice of years of experience to me hun?!!!
x
This is nasty,just nasty......I hate you guys!!!!
But porn my name (choccy/pet) would be Fudge Tash (ewwwwwwwwwww, sounds like I've been rimming someone very,very unclean!! LOL)
:silly:
:eeek: :doh:
And my porn name using a pet/mums maiden name sounds more like a boxer....Tash Lewis (ooohhhh....I feel so good about meself now.....hehehehehehe)
:boxing:
Love Cuddles xxxx
:wary:
But porn my name (choccy/pet) would be Fudge Tash (ewwwwwwwwwww, sounds like I've been rimming someone very,very unclean!! LOL)
:silly:
:eeek: :doh: And my porn name using a pet/mums maiden name sounds more like a boxer....Tash Lewis (ooohhhh....I feel so good about meself now.....hehehehehehe)
:boxing:
Love Cuddles xxxx
:wary:
