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Mr B recently lamented on the weight of my everyday handbag, moaning that I must have a load of cr@p in it....I told him I only carry necessities for my day to day comings and goings.
Prove it he said....this is what was in my bag
Purse and mobile phone (nuff said)
Keys to our house -"
Photos of my nearest and dearest - of course
Keys to my mums house - emergencies
keys to my sisters house - "
4 nailfiles/emery boards - absolute necessity cos I hate breaking my nail or having a rough raggedy one
Manicure set- just in case
brush - "
bobble - "
2 lipsticks - "
body spray - "
toothbrush and toothpaste
sewing kit
indigestion tabs
painkillers
anti anxiety tabs
sticking plasters a MUST if you have kids
bulldogclip (used for my hair)
5 pens
addressbook- you never know
handfuls of receipts- just in case i need it pound to a pinch of you know what that I'd need the VERY one I threw away yesterday!
womens things wink lol
spare knickers - just in case I get lucky (or unlucky)
a friendship bracelet - I like to keep it cos it reminds me of nice things
a cork from a bottle of champagne from our 10th Wedding anniversary, bearing in mind we've now been married for over 15 years now! - ditto
an expired passport, used only one time in the whole 10 years - ditto
some lucky chinese fortune coins - need all the help i can get
loose change- cos i cant be bothered rooting out my purse to put it in when Im in a rush
a toy car - from the kids
a half chewed straw - ditto
a macdonalds toy - ditto
a barbie shoe - ditto
a VERY important letter I should have posted on thursday
a cock ring redface dont ask
wait!! go back one!! oh sh1t!!! a letter I should have posted on Thursday :eeek: :eek:
gotta shoot to the post box....LOL be back soon...
see I told you all EXTREMELY vital to my daily life....what in your handbag?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't tell anyone- as I'm afraid my membership to the "womanhood club" may well be terminated.
I don't own a handbag.
:shock: See, I'm not girlie!
(Although I am partial to glittery/fluffy/sparkly things)
I've just picked up the handbag I took out with me last night and found: tissues, 3 lipsticks and 2 lip glosses, a comb and a mirror and it would have had my purse, mobile and house keys in. I felt very smug about having so few items in it and then realised that it's my 'going out' bag and won't actually fit anything else in it.
I then checked my everyday bag and found redface my purse, my house keys, my spare house keys, my work keys, my mobile, my work mobile, a mirror, a lipgloss, a lipstick, a comb, some hair clips, a picture my niece gave me, some photos, my credit card bill, my diary, an empty address book, an apple (that I've now thrown away because I don't know how long its been there!) an umbrella, my work notebook, some lemon and ginger teabags (again I'm not sure how long they've been there), some plasters, tissues, lots of receipts, a plastic bag full of copper, a broken lighter, a working lighter, my spare shoe insoles, a page ripped out of a magazine with pictures of dresses on but I can't remember which dress I liked, some body spray and an umbrella cover thingy which doesn't match my brolly, my gym card and a pair of socks (clean)and finally a copy of the highway code.
I would like to say thank you Mrs Bonedigger for making me sort out my handbag lol :lol:
1 can of Impulse (Tease)
A small pad of post it notes
1 pen
Purse
Tube map
Face powder
Lip moisturiser
Mobile
Headache tablets
The leftover ticket to a show I went to with some workmates today in London and some sachets of showergel and massage gel picked up from the show.
Oh and a can of red bull (another freebie from a show stand)
And my house keys.
Not too bad as handbag contents go usually......no sign of a kitchen sink in there. smile
Oooh we did this a while ago and it was an eye opener that's for sure! lol.. ok here goes:
I think I'm quite an organised person and regularly declutter my bag so at minute there are:
Purse - Radley of course*
Credit card holder - Radley of course*
Compact mirror in it's case - " " "
2007/08 Student planner/diary
Make up bag and contents
Mobile
Car Keys
Vicks for my sinus'
And that's it! seriously good ain't I?? lol
*That's for Earthy and someone else who I cannot remember who's are self confessed (along with me) Radley fans! lol
In years gone by a friend used to refer to my handbag as "The Tardis" cos he reckoned things went in there that never came out again! lol
ok in my handbag
Purse
Umbrella
glasses cleaning kit
bottle opener/corkscrew
condom
lipsalve
lipstick
sugar
pen
watch (battery dead been inthere months)
part of my tent
work keys
car/house keys including parents house
calculator
notepad and pencil
payslip
hair bobble
mobile phones are always in my bra
think thats it
ok, bag i used yesterday not been out today lol, i never use the same bag 2 days on a run now(too many & a handbag fetish i guess)
sunglasses - Bulgari
purse- louis vuitton
cigarrettes- marlboro lites 40
receipt for my nieces 16th b/day cake
2 eyesshadows
1 mascara
i lipgloss(my lifeline lol )
shadow brush
necklace??
lipstick - versace
gagiscon -FFS im old lol
tin of mints
key ring with pics i went out woth on friday,(they were 4 for a tenner so why not )
key card from Mal Maison( stayed there Friday)
Lighter - St Dupont
not much for me lol :lol: xj
ooh redface
house keys
shed keys
the neighbours key
tissues
purse
photographs
codeine
diclofenic
a vicks inhaler
deep heat
plasters
lip salve
gaviscon tablets
tweezers
hand cream
handy wipes
mobile
bottle opener
lighters
trolley coin
glasses
sons adhd tablets
a brush n mirror
compact powder n brush
nail clippers
nappy sacks
notepad
pens
a letter
a woman thingy me bob
poppets
my watch
sons watch

thats it surprisedops:
hmmm...
work keys
house keys
Chanel Allure perfume (glass bottle - weighs a tonne!)
3 biros
1 pencil
Switch card
Boots card
Cash
2 lipglosses
mascara
eye liner
3 eyeshadows
powder compact with mirror
comb
1 lipstick
pair of earrings
Benefit Dandelion facepowder (marvellous stuff!)
mp3 player & headphones
foundation
...and I wonder why it is so heavy!?!
i change my handbag almost every day, but i always have the same contents...
purse
lipstick
powder
handcream
housekeys
work keys and id when im going to work
ciggies and lighter when im going to the pub
i travel light :smug:
here goes lol
hospital appt card
tablets
screw driver
cigarettes
keys for house
keys for work
planner
a picachou figure not mine honest lol
lighter x 2
bag of change
a peg???
perfume
batteries
hair clips
a lock off a suitcase
purse
wageslips and passport in inside pocket
a white sugar mouse my son bought me
my engagement ring!!! thats where it was!
thankyou for the excellent post, as has already been said, i now will be spending all night cleaning it out lol x
Quote by winchwench
Don't tell anyone- as I'm afraid my membership to the "womanhood club" may well be terminated.
I don't own a handbag.
:shock: See, I'm not girlie!
(Although I am partial to glittery/fluffy/sparkly things)

you baddd girl, we all need em lol xj
And you gals say men are hoarders lol I am slightly surprised none of you have any sanitary products in case of emergencies. biggrin
or condoms :D :D :D
bolt
Quote by dekntan
ooh redface
house keys
shed keys
the neighbours key
tissues
purse
photographs
codeine
diclofenic
a vicks inhaler
deep heat
plasters
lip salve
gaviscon tablets
tweezers
hand cream
handy wipes
mobile
bottle opener
lighters
trolley coin
glasses
sons adhd tablets
a brush n mirror
compact powder n brush
nail clippers
nappy sacks
notepad
pens
a letter
a woman thingy me bob
poppets
my watch
sons watch
thats it surprisedops:

blimey have you considered a rucsack..... rolleyes
house keys .fags and lighter and matches for emergencies ,3 pens ,2 felt tips ,glasses and case glasses never in case ,ipod ,phone,2 batteries aaa,half a bag of revels ,lippy ,mascara ,tampax,bills ,hidden shoe receipts,a button,wonderweb,needle and thread ,saftey pin,plasters,nail glue ,dnky delicous,work keys ,keyring,screwdriver ,knickers (clean),tablets ,sugar sachets ,kfc mayonaise ,napkins,coppers at bottom of bag,brush ,kirby grips ,bulldog clip , thats it phewwwwww only because there is no room for anything else rolleyes :roll: note toself monday buy bigger suitcase :P :P :P any excuse ty mrs b xxxxxxx ohhh and better buy shoes to match xxxxxx
Does a laptop count? lol
Quote by Hungrypussy69
1 can of Impulse (Tease)
A small pad of post it notes
1 pen
Purse
Tube map
Face powder
Lip moisturiser
Mobile
Headache tablets
The leftover ticket to a show I went to with some workmates today in London and some sachets of showergel and massage gel picked up from the show.
Oh and a can of red bull (another freebie from a show stand)
And my house keys.
Not too bad as handbag contents go usually......no sign of a kitchen sink in there. smile

now there is something every woman should never be without.
Jeeze girls.... surprised
We don't need this lol... lol
Too much info and besides your ruining years of wondering for us males..!!!
A womans handbag is the nearest real thing to a fookin tardis... :P
Mike xx
Quote by pussygalore33
house keys .fags and lighter and matches for emergencies ,3 pens ,2 felt tips ,glasses and case glasses never in case ,ipod ,phone,2 batteries aaa,half a bag of revels ,lippy ,mascara ,tampax,bills ,hidden shoe receipts,a button,wonderweb,needle and thread ,saftey pin,plasters,nail glue ,dnky delicous,work keys ,keyring,screwdriver ,knickers (clean),tablets ,sugar sachets ,kfc mayonaise ,napkins,coppers at bottom of bag,brush ,kirby grips ,bulldog clip , thats it phewwwwww only because there is no room for anything else rolleyes :roll: note toself monday buy bigger suitcase :P :P :P any excuse ty mrs b xxxxxxx ohhh and better buy shoes to match xxxxxx

doesnt every bag have shoes to match??? :shock: xxj
Mines due a clear out....
Mobile
House keys
Work Key
Work ID
Car Keys
Tissues
Wrigleys
Hair Bobble
Lippy
Lip Gloss
Mascara
Glass nail file
Emery Board
Impulse
Roll on Deodorant
Wet wipes
Condom.....out of date confused Now in bin!
Spare nicks
Nail fix things
Weight Watchers Card
Weight Watchers Monthly Pass
Pen
Post it notes
Diary
Purse
Old receipts
Paying in Book
Bottle of Water
Loose change
Inhalers
Rennies
Paracetamol
Safety Pins
Mirror
Brush
Paper Clip
Old gig Tickets
Family Photo's
Baby Teeth :shock: lol
Puppy Teeth :lol:
Vibrator redface
And Uncle Tom Cobley n All !!
OMG!!!
and hubby is always going on about my handbag being full of stuff...you lot beat me hands down lol
Quote by solofun
And you gals say men are hoarders lol I am slightly surprised none of you have any sanitary products in case of emergencies. biggrin
or condoms :D :D :D
bolt

ahh... but mine was my weekend-with-family handbag... were I on a night (or even day!?!) out then always condoms!!
Nola x
Mascara
2 lipsticks (both the same colour!)
8 spare hearing aid batteries
hearing aid box
9 business cards
Comb
2 hair ties
8 pens!
Calculator
Emery board
2 tampons
Cheque book
Paying in book
Purse(money, cards,)
Various store cards
8p in loose change at bottom of bag
House keys
2 memory sticks with my ‘adult’ photos on them redface
1 nurofen
2 munch badges
1 stone style gift of my butterfly, (from a very kind person off this site)passionkiss
Quote by razor_wire
house keys .fags and lighter and matches for emergencies ,3 pens ,2 felt tips ,glasses and case glasses never in case ,ipod ,phone,2 batteries aaa,half a bag of revels ,lippy ,mascara ,tampax,bills ,hidden shoe receipts,a button,wonderweb,needle and thread ,saftey pin,plasters,nail glue ,dnky delicous,work keys ,keyring,screwdriver ,knickers (clean),tablets ,sugar sachets ,kfc mayonaise ,napkins,coppers at bottom of bag,brush ,kirby grips ,bulldog clip , thats it phewwwwww only because there is no room for anything else rolleyes :roll: note toself monday buy bigger suitcase :P :P :P any excuse ty mrs b xxxxxxx ohhh and better buy shoes to match xxxxxx

doesnt every bag have shoes to match??? :shock: xxjraz i just looking for any excuse to buy new shoes :twisted: do i need an excuse confused: :?: NOPE XXXXXXX
In my Bag i have !
Purse
phone
house keys
locker key (for work)
6 lipglosses
1 lipliner
face powder
christian dior compact mirror
2 skicky mints
4 reciepts
hair clip
a couple of pens
nurofen fast tablets
2 tampons
pantyliner
24p in loose change
bonjella
hair bobble
dummy
Thants about it!! :lol2:
Normally don't take a handbag - but when we go to see our friend my handbag contains a Vibrator and a jar of vaseline!
Dave laughs at me - but hey, we always use it and his pockets are too small!
A
Quote by earthchild
ok in my handbag
Purse
Umbrella
glasses cleaning kit
bottle opener/corkscrew
condom
lipsalve
lipstick
sugar
pen
watch (battery dead been inthere months)
part of my tent
work keys
car/house keys including parents house
calculator
notepad and pencil
payslip
hair bobble
mobile phones are always in my bra
think thats it

:shock: How big is that handbag? :giggle:
Louise xx
LMAO @ some of these....Im glad I'm not the only one who carries around a lot of 'essential' items lol :lol: