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What''s on your sexual \"to do\" list?
Orgasminator
oh and i never been to a club before or a private party, would like to do both but the private party thing sounds like a lot more fun and sexy dont know why. 
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
:thrilled: Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. Oh Boy...
I've just crossed one of my to do's off my list! :bounce:
...but I need to go back to sleep! :sleeping:
if only you had told me sooner that you were in the area last night i could of crossed of one of mine :rascal:
Sex God
We have still yet to do the midget and deep fried plaintin with whipped cream and chains thing.
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
We have still yet to do the midget and deep fried plaintin with whipped cream and chains thing.
Mmmmm, plantains are lush :lickface:
But the rest of it????? :shock:
Sex God
Can think of some whos, but no whats, for my list! 
the private party seems to be populer but the logistics behind arranging one is helish.
finding on ecouple to swing with can be hard enough, you need to ensure that all parties are attracted to each other, then the other couple will have their rules, same room only, full swap same room, bi stuff, no kissing, no penetration etc etc.
so to then find half a dozen couples that it all fits with is very hard. but again something i would very much like to do.
that along with being blindfolded and having lots of guys there playing.
oh and i love seeing two guys together, but i dont like camp guys.
xx fem xx
finding on ecouple to swing with can be hard enough, you need to ensure that all parties are attracted to each other, then the other couple will have their rules, same room only, full swap same room, bi stuff, no kissing, no penetration etc etc.
so to then find half a dozen couples that it all fits with is very hard. but again something i would very much like to do.
that along with being blindfolded and having lots of guys there playing.
oh and i love seeing two guys together, but i dont like camp guys.
xx fem xx
Sex God
Dogging!!
Choonie made me say it :giggle:
Choonie made me say it :giggle:
Quote by X_fanny_x
:thrilled: Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. Oh Boy...
I've just crossed one of my to do's off my list! :bounce:
...but I need to go back to sleep! :sleeping:
if only you had told me sooner that you were in the area last night i could of crossed of one of mine :rascal:
Trust me... I was in no fit shape afterwards 
ops: But when I recover... :rascal:
Sex God
Oh and I'd like to play a properly kinky game of doctors and nurses...
My :notes: is just getting bigger by the day!!
and I'd like to play a properly kinky game of doctors and nurses... My :notes: is just getting bigger by the day!!
Sex using food (yeah: you remember the "Asda game" thread?), sex with roleplay (I don't really mean Dungeons & Dragons), generally more play and experimentation and imagination with sex.
Sex in extravagantly public locations. I keep having a half-arsed idea to make some kind of "Indecent Exposure Bingo Challenge" website where people challenge each other to fuck in certain locations, put up (anonymous, obviously) pictures of themselves doing it, and award each other points. My biggest ambition was always the top of the Anglican Cathedral tower... you'd have to hide in there when it closed for the evening, and spend the night. Oh or on the stone altar out the back of the Catholic cathedral... I thought anal sex would be especially fun on an altar the pope has taken mass on.
Er, I hope nobody reading this is profoundly religious...
And then more MFM and an actual FFM. And more bigger groups of all flavours.
And I want to develop my dom side. And some other stuff but... that'll do for now.
Sex in extravagantly public locations. I keep having a half-arsed idea to make some kind of "Indecent Exposure Bingo Challenge" website where people challenge each other to fuck in certain locations, put up (anonymous, obviously) pictures of themselves doing it, and award each other points. My biggest ambition was always the top of the Anglican Cathedral tower... you'd have to hide in there when it closed for the evening, and spend the night. Oh or on the stone altar out the back of the Catholic cathedral... I thought anal sex would be especially fun on an altar the pope has taken mass on.
Er, I hope nobody reading this is profoundly religious...
And then more MFM and an actual FFM. And more bigger groups of all flavours.
And I want to develop my dom side. And some other stuff but... that'll do for now.
Well I'll have to go with someone else jotting things on my list as I've managed to do all the things that were on my list (plus a couple that were on a secondary "I'll never manage to have a go at that in a month of Sundays" list).
I'm buggered if I can think of any more. And in case any smart-arses comment - buggered is not on the list only for medical reasons!
I'm buggered if I can think of any more. And in case any smart-arses comment - buggered is not on the list only for medical reasons!
Sex God
Would quite like to give roleplaying a try... not sure I could completely sustain it though, would have to be a scene I could get into. Mind you, if it culminated in great sex then I'd do my best!!
Quote by flower411
. I thought anal sex would be especially fun on an altar the pope has taken mass on.
Nah !!!
Sex with a condom on :shock:
Safe from sexually transmitted disease that`d REALLY piss them off !
Adulterous anal sex, using a condom, on a Sunday, then?
During Lent
With a nun.
Awwww gawn !!! two nuns, one licking the other
Wicked - so you get the sin of homosexuality in there as well. Brilliant.
Or even better/worse... have you seen The Exorcist? Do you remember what she does with the crucifix?
...we are so going to hell.
Quote by tomu
...we are so going to hell.
Funny you should say that, but I've just been watching Louix Theroux doing a programme on Dave about the Phelps family in the US who reckon we are all Fag Lovers and are going to hell. It seems they have a website along the lines of (dunno though I haven't been there). But after watching it I think that hell would be a rather spiffing place to go as people like the Phelps family and all those bible bashers won't be there.
Like I am wont to say when people utter "Fucking Hell". My response being I fuckin' hope so, I'm buggered if I'm gonna wank for all eternity in Heaven.
Quote by Peanut
...we are so going to hell.
Funny you should say that, but I've just been watching Louix Theroux doing a programme on Dave about the Phelps family in the US who reckon we are all Fag Lovers and are going to hell.
Oh I saw that one! Those guys are fucking nuts. That was mad.
At one point they picketed IKEA because the Swedish government has allowed homosexuality in their army, or something.
Don't get me wrong, there are lots of very religious people that I deeply respect (King, Gandhi, me ma, Desmond Tutu) but those guys... fucking nuts.
Brilliant show though...
Casanova
Well I don't have a list as I've done:-
MMF, FFM, FMFM, FF.
Done dress up and role play, S&M, got red wings, made a video or 4 slept with over 100 men
Had sex on/in:- Train, Every room in the house, hot tub, sauna, steam room, car, in alot of clubs and out doors alot.
OK so to do list:-
Sex on a plane, bus, boat.
sex with to Bi males ( 2 men shagging is a turn on).
Use a double ender.
Group sex.
Well anything I haven't all ready done :lol:
( any ideas welcome )
MMF, FFM, FMFM, FF.
Done dress up and role play, S&M, got red wings, made a video or 4
slept with over 100 men Had sex on/in:- Train, Every room in the house, hot tub, sauna, steam room, car, in alot of clubs and out doors alot.
OK so to do list:-
Sex on a plane, bus, boat.
sex with to Bi males ( 2 men shagging is a turn on).
Use a double ender.
Group sex.
Well anything I haven't all ready done :lol:
( any ideas welcome )
Sexlightened
I'd love to be filmed, during, so I could watch what is about to happen and by/to whom, and see it all on a wide screen wall mounted tv.
Mirrors we've tried but somehow the angles are never right!
Blushing now.
Mirrors we've tried but somehow the angles are never right!
Blushing now.
This is not so much a wish list more a list of things I've never done
3some s - just plain scary, all that pressure to perform
sex in a car - why to uncomfortable, or is it?
wank on cam - posibly the only man her not to
sex on cam
sex in the open
sex in a public place
Reading this list back I wonder why I'm on this site?
If anybody wants to help me with this list please form an orderly queue
3some s - just plain scary, all that pressure to perform
sex in a car - why to uncomfortable, or is it?
wank on cam - posibly the only man her not to
sex on cam
sex in the open
sex in a public place
Reading this list back I wonder why I'm on this site?
If anybody wants to help me with this list please form an orderly queue
Quote by tomu
...we are so going to hell.
Funny you should say that, but I've just been watching Louix Theroux doing a programme on Dave about the Phelps family in the US who reckon we are all Fag Lovers and are going to hell.
Oh I saw that one! Those guys are fucking nuts. That was mad.
At one point they picketed IKEA because the Swedish government has allowed homosexuality in their army, or something.
Don't get me wrong, there are lots of very religious people that I deeply respect (King, Gandhi, me ma, Desmond Tutu) but those guys... fucking nuts.
Brilliant show though...
You just reminded me, I started a thread about this when it was first aired- makes interesting reading http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/131581.html?highlight=Louis%20Theroux
Orgasminator
To have the leader of a political party who is in power naked in my bed....
their arse exposed...
Lubed....
To shove all 8 and a bit inches in...
Deep...
Thrusting... pounding... nearing the orgasmic point of no return....
and to say....
This fucking phone cam vid is going on youtube.... you're fucked!
Jon Xx
PS I dont care if its labia or cunservative, they deserve it... they have fucked us over enough :-D
Jon Xx
their arse exposed...
Lubed....
To shove all 8 and a bit inches in...
Deep...
Thrusting... pounding... nearing the orgasmic point of no return....
and to say....
This fucking phone cam vid is going on youtube.... you're fucked!
Jon Xx
PS I dont care if its labia or cunservative, they deserve it... they have fucked us over enough :-D
Jon Xx
Sexlightened
Well it never bothered me that I hadn't had sex in a car until a year ago. I had always got out of the car or went home for sex. But you know how these little ideas grow like acorns and now it is on the list.
Having seen the smile on the man from the Halifax backending the girl on the prow of the ship looks like another acorn....
On top of a mountain is another ( would settle for a large hill with 360 views) or on a trig point - now that could set off other ambitions there are thousands of those to bag.
shay
Having seen the smile on the man from the Halifax backending the girl on the prow of the ship looks like another acorn....
On top of a mountain is another ( would settle for a large hill with 360 views) or on a trig point - now that could set off other ambitions there are thousands of those to bag.
shay
