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whats the best way to please a woman

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Quote by hornet harlot
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on wink

Well put Kit. I am lucky enough to have one like that too :inlove: the cleaner bit needs to be worked on though, still we can't have it all now can we? can we??????????
:love: xxx :shock: :shock: Now don't go thinking this was based on Kat, this is Kit's wish list *sigh*
Wanna share :twisted:
Wanna share

Yes please :P
Quote by SXBOY
just remember!!
everythings shes says,does,states is always right
if your not sure refer to the above

Spot on mate!!! I could`nt say it any better! lol
Well done!
Quote by Kit
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on wink

:shock: someone take the wine away from kit ....she's gone mad!!!!
davej who keeps his wife in sheer bliss by only coming home at the weekends.
Obey her at all times!!!
Sod all this.......how about the best way to please a Man?
Quote by da69ve
Sod all this.......how about the best way to please a Man?

Tie him to the bed and leave him there
Quote by Chardonnay
Sod all this.......how about the best way to please a Man?

Spend less than he earns rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ahhhh.....hit the nail on the head!
Quote by Kit-Off
Sod all this.......how about the best way to please a Man?

Tie him to the bed and leave him there
Yes ...but you have to come to bed eventually?
Quote by da69ve
Sod all this.......how about the best way to please a Man?

Tie him to the bed and leave him there
Yes ...but you have to come to bed eventually?
Yes but only when I want your money or credit card. The rest of the time I would be out shagging
The easiest way to please your partner, be they male or female, is simply give them the three little words, they always want to hear....
"I was wrong" :doh:
Quote by smokerjim
The easiest way to please your partner, be they male or female, is simply give them the three little words, they always want to hear....
"I was wrong" :doh:

Only the men should say that. Never as woman as she is always right
I have sum-up the last 3 pages with two prayers one from a woman & then a Man biggrin
FEMALE PRAYER
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen wink
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
rolleyes