would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
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whats the best way to please a woman
my fella is romantic,helps me with housework,he does the cooking and sings "up the junction" by squeeze to me..................i know!..........................................but its just being yourself and making them laugh!!!!!!!!
sexually in my oppinion do it spontaniously and with passion.
please note im only speaking for myself and not the rest of he female population lol
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sexually in my oppinion do it spontaniously and with passion.
please note im only speaking for myself and not the rest of he female population lol
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Quote by citypunk
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol: Quote by fashionbadge
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol:Damn, was just going to say the same thing
:lol: Quote by fashionbadge
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol:you,ll do :lol:
He never stops telling me what I mean to him. That works! Also, singing on my voicemail cheers me up. Little presents that mean something and shagging me senseless at every available opportunity helps too.
I think the main thing is he looks after and cares for me but also allows me my freedom.
I think the main thing is he looks after and cares for me but also allows me my freedom.
Quote by rachel-lane
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol:you,ll do :lol:
U can have me wallet and I'll have your car keys :lol: :wink:
The best presents are free!
What do women like better, more than flowers, chocolates, sex/romance etc?
Gossiping!
Tell her that you have seen her friend Jane, you know the snobby one, only wears designer clothes, her kids are always the best behaved and can never do any wrong? Yes that one! Tell your wife/partner that, and it doesnt have to be true, that you have just seen Jane coming out of Matalan laiden with bags!
She'll have hours of fun with that one, better than any material present!
What do women like better, more than flowers, chocolates, sex/romance etc?
Gossiping!
Tell her that you have seen her friend Jane, you know the snobby one, only wears designer clothes, her kids are always the best behaved and can never do any wrong? Yes that one! Tell your wife/partner that, and it doesnt have to be true, that you have just seen Jane coming out of Matalan laiden with bags!
She'll have hours of fun with that one, better than any material present!
Quote by fashionbadge
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol:you,ll do :lol:
U can have me wallet and I'll have your car keys :lol: :wink:
i sold that car over 3 years ago mate yea sorry about that , but cheers for the wallet lol
:bounce:
Quote by Happy Cats
The best presents are free!
What do women like better, more than flowers, chocolates, sex/romance etc?
Gossiping!
Tell her that you have seen her friend Jane, you know the snobby one, only wears designer clothes, her kids are always the best behaved and can never do any wrong? Yes that one! Tell your wife/partner that, and it doesnt have to be true, that you have just seen Jane coming out of Matalan laiden with bags!
She'll have hours of fun with that one, better than any material present!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Women also like a good bitch about things, so just act like you care or are interested and she'll be happy you're taking an interest in her hobbies
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on
Quote by Kit
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on
I'll take SXBOY's advice
Maybe that's why I'm single
If you're trying to impress her, then do as some of the people on here have said, make her laugh, be a gentleman, buy her flowers and make her feel like a princess. But more importantly, know when you use the right thing at the right time.
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on
I'll take SXBOY's advice
Hmmmmmmmm, that could work too :lol:
Quote by KitVery well put (you old softie
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
) Quote by rachel-lane
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
Leave her your wallet
:lol:you,ll do :lol:
U can have me wallet and I'll have your car keys :lol: :wink:
No probs, the wallets empty :lol: :wink:
i sold that car over 3 years ago mate yea sorry about that , but cheers for the wallet lol
:bounce:
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
how to please a woman
read men are from mars
women are from venus
think thats title heard its a good book for you chappys :twisted:
You heard wrong in my opinion. It's American bible belt bullshit and I'm pretty sure The Stepford Wives is based on it.
How to please a woman? Same way as how to please a man:
Let your other half think he or she is smarter than you.
Don't fish for compliments, let them come voluntarily.
Don't offer to help with things you're crap at.
Get separate bathrooms if you can, or at least leave each other's towels the hell alone.
And never EVER discuss the size of her bum.
Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth - deal with it. ;)
Quote by Kit
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on
Well put Kit. I am lucky enough to have one like that too :inlove: the cleaner bit needs to be worked on though, still we can't have it all now can we? can we??????????
:love: xxx
Quote by citypunk
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.
shower her with gifts and flowers, telling her how you would move the heavens and earth just to be with her.
tell her a millions poets could write a millions words and only describe one third of her beauty
and tell her she has a perfect body that you worship and would'nt change for anything.
and if she believes all that bullshit, get yourself down the pub with the lads and get pissed!
Quote by Kit
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
:thumbup: Spot on Kit.
(Oh and make her a cup of tea and bring it to her in bed if she so wishes
)Fee
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