What's the maddest thing you've ever done?

17 Nov 2005

What's the maddest thing you've ever done?
It could be anything from jumping off your wardrobe in your batman costume,
to jumping out of a plane at 12000 ft. :silly:

17 Nov 2005

No - you start us off. lol

Mal

17 Nov 2005

Nothing - everything I do seems perfectly normal to me :smug:

17 Nov 2005

In this world or the real one :shock:

17 Nov 2005

Drove from West Wales, to London, then up the M1/A1 to just south of Edinburgh, then back down again via Birmingham to home, all in the space of 24 hours and because I was bored.
Not really NOTW stuff :P lol

17 Nov 2005

IMO I think for all of us it was joining thie site lol

addictive or what,
Mad Mad Mad

17 Nov 2005

Parasail from the back of a land rover with an ex raf chute and a home made harness.

17 Nov 2005

A lot of people think that I'm a bit mad when I do this

17 Nov 2005

I once told Mrs HC, that, yes those trousers made her bum look big! :shock: :shock: :shock:

17 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I once told Mrs HC, that, yes those trousers made her bum look big! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao:
Is this Mrs HC masquerading that Mr HC is now stuffed under the patio? lol

17 Nov 2005

Jumped into a bed of nettles a few years ago for a dare - not sensible, funny or clever!!

17 Nov 2005

Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

17 Nov 2005

Wow, nympho ... remind me to, like, never ever cross you. I'm officially scared. But you're a VERY NICE person. Who has her husband arrested in the street.
Seriously though ... I 'll bet he never gave you any more problems after that ...! Cunning girl.

17 Nov 2005

Played a game of "chew it" in a pub with a bunch of squaddies confused

:? :?
dont ask,,
really, you dont wanna know ! redface

ops: :uhoh:

17 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Played a game of "chew it" in a pub with a bunch of squaddies :? :?
dont ask,,
really, you dont wanna know ! ops: :uhoh:

I'm asking, Dino what is "chew it" dunno

17 Nov 2005

if its what i think it is you will wish you never asked

17 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
if its what i think it is you will wish you never asked

I have a distinct suspicion I know roughly what it involves, and no, it's not something I'm glad I know about.

17 Nov 2005

Chewits were my favourite sweets as a kid although I guessing â€œchew itâ€ is something different.

17 Nov 2005

Mad things Iâ€™ve done as an away fan I once went in the home end at Wigan athleticâ€™s Springfield park, â€œAs â€˜Ard as nails meâ€. :sparring: lol

17 Nov 2005

My maddest thing...........
In my single days, well when I was about 30!, I used to go to a night club just round the corner from where I lived, literally 5 minutes walk.
This 1 night I was with my friend and as usual I was tarting.
Anyway to cut a long story short I ended up getting rather drunk and started chatting to this local rugby team!
On leaving the club, on my own as I had "lost" my friend by this time, a car pulled up.
Inside were these rugby players.
They asked if I would like to go back to theirs for a drink.
I explained that I only lived round the corner and how would I get home afterwards.
The older of the guys said that he would take me home the next morning. They actually live about 45 minutes from the night club!
Well I thought at least I was getting a lift home so therefore agreed and got into the car.
To say the house was in the middle of nowhere was an absolute understatement!
Well what a night I had with these guys!!!
In the morning, true to his word, the guy gave me a lift home and as we arrived my concerned friend was waiting outside.
She took 1 look at me and said she wouldn't even ask if I had had a good time!
My hair was matted with baby oil and smelt of neat whisky.
I could hardly walk, as well as being hung over as hell.
When I think back on it it could have gone so wrong.
The moral of this for me would be " Don't drink whisky". lmao.
Hugs as always
Funin
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17 Nov 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
My maddest thing...........
In my single days, well when I was about 30!, I used to go to a night club just round the corner from where I lived, literally 5 minutes walk.
This 1 night I was with my friend and as usual I was tarting.
Anyway to cut a long story short I ended up getting rather drunk and started chatting to this local rugby team!
On leaving the club, on my own as I had "lost" my friend by this time, a car pulled up.
Inside were these rugby players.
They asked if I would like to go back to theirs for a drink.
I explained that I only lived round the corner and how would I get home afterwards.
The older of the guys said that he would take me home the next morning. They actually live about 45 minutes from the night club!
Well I thought at least I was getting a lift home so therefore agreed and got into the car.
To say the house was in the middle of nowhere was an absolute understatement!
Well what a night I had with these guys!!!
In the morning, true to his word, the guy gave me a lift home and as we arrived my concerned friend was waiting outside.
She took 1 look at me and said she wouldn't even ask if I had had a good time!
My hair was matted with baby oil and smelt of neat whisky.
I could hardly walk, as well as being hung over as hell.
When I think back on it it could have gone so wrong.
The moral of this for me would be " Don't drink whisky". lmao.
Hugs as always
Funin
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blimey funnin you could have picked me up on the way ya greedy cow :lol:

17 Nov 2005

This was BEFORE I was corrupted by swinging NN hun!!

17 Nov 2005

A few months after leaving my old company,me and friend who also used to work there decided it would be fun to pad lock the large gates of the company then got a load of road cones and cornered the entrance was then followed by a large sign saying the company had been of this was done late at night, as they had CCTV I wore a spider man mask and my friend wore a Tony Blair mask.
This was done the night before April Fools Day. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

17 Nov 2005

Walked around Brisbane naked at 4 in the morning once with a guy I'd met at a backpackers hostel. That was fun. Ahh, to live in a country with a warm climate.... biggrin

17 Nov 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
This was BEFORE I was corrupted by swinging NN hun!!

:eeek: Bleeding hell! Where's me ear plugs?
cc_7up

17 Nov 2005

I once stayed up for 72 hours straight, just to see what it was like
Lacerated my hand when smashing it in a fist down on a pint glass because the song which was on was shit

17 Nov 2005

well i thought that going to oz for a while by myself was kinda crazy/scary. but sleeping on the pavement in kings cross, sydney was kinda mad (for those that dont know it, imagine soho but 100 times dodgier - i loved the place!!). also getting kicked by an aboriginie for no reason in alice springs was one of my more surreal moments..

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Played a game of "chew it" in a pub with a bunch of squaddies :? :?
dont ask,,
really, you dont wanna know ! ops: :uhoh:

I'm asking, Dino what is "chew it" dunno

I think we're all wondering what you chewed now... C'mon spill the beans... We're all buddies here right you lot?!!!

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Played a game of "chew it" in a pub with a bunch of squaddies :? :?
dont ask,,
really, you dont wanna know ! ops: :uhoh:

I'm asking, Dino what is "chew it" dunno

I think we're all wondering what you chewed now... C'mon spill the beans... We're all buddies here right you lot?!!!
Correct biggrin

MrsBeds and I are waiting Dino :dunno:

18 Nov 2005

I think I have just done it.
Was a bit down last night, but was cheered up immensly by a wonderful lady on here.
So first thing this morning on a whim and a credit card booked a holiday to Las Vegas flying back via New York.
Will worry about the expense when I have come to my senses ....................