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Whats your favorite toast topping?

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Master of Sex
faced with an ever depleting selection of toast type additives in my fridge i feel i need assistance. So I thought I would ask if there are any alternatives to Marg/Butter and Jam/Marmalade. That one would find in the average household
Orph
Sex God
Cheese, got to be Cheese.
John
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chopped ham, onions, sliced cheese and chillies biggrin :D
peanut butter and jam :P either seperate or together .
Master of Sex
Thats almost a pizza Kazswallows
Orgasminator
More toast!!
with a slice or 2 of bacon sliped in between
Sex God
Marmite :eeek: and cheese.....in that order...........Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lightly grilled & chopped bacon, on cheese, & then grilled until crisp. Yum yum! :P
Almost forgot......... tuna fish mixed with mayonnaise & Lea & Perrins, spread on the toast, & then covered over with Edam. Grill until well done. Fantastic. No wonder I had to spend so long on the diet thread. :shock: :shock:
Quote by KcKat
Marmite :eeek: and cheese.....in that order...........Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

THATS JUST WRONG! Marmite is WRONG!
Beans - with a touch of curry powder - yummy!
Oh.. or mashed sardines with sliced tomato - yummy too!
Orgasminator
does liking your toast dry mean something in life?
Master of Sex
mattmoleman - how dare you
Jiggle - Im trying to avoid bacon, i put on half a stone since mid Jan, without the aid of biscuits either
can i point out that an apple and a pear with 2cm of root ginger mixed up in a blender beats inferior bread type snacks into oblivion? no? ok ignore me ...CARRY ON!!! redface
toast one side of the bread under the grill, turn it over and spread tomato sauce on it,
on go 's the sliced cheese, pepper, paprika, sage and basil, toast a bit, then put on some worstershire sauce or sheffield sauce if your vegetarian and finish toasting,
sit down with a nice cuppa t and enjoy wink
Sex God
Sun-dried tomato and basil paste topped with Dairylea topped with Pepperami topped with Emmenthal and a sprinkling of oregano.
Poor man's pizza biggrin
Master of Sex
benniblaka has it so far but Im still concerned about the cheese v early death due to weight increase aspect, awww f**k it, whats life for if not enjoying yourself
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can i point out that an apple and a pear with 2cm of root ginger mixed up in a blender beats inferior bread type snacks into oblivion? no? ok ignore me ...CARRY ON!!! redface

*chokes on her coffee laughing* Not at the suggestion, just how you put it.
Nice one! :thumbup:
Quote by orpheous1
Thats almost a pizza Kazswallows

but gorgeous.........go steady on the chilli's if you dont want a curry bum in the morning lol :lol: :lol:
go on, eat the cheese, EAT THE CHEESSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!
ahem, sorry, i love cheese!!! lol
Master of Sex
Quote by kazswallows
Thats almost a pizza Kazswallows

but gorgeous.........go steady on the chilli's if you dont want a curry bum in the morning lol :lol: :lol:
That sounds like an occassion for getting in a stottie or two, i must remember to get one at tescos friday.
now you've done it!
i have to go and make cheese on taost now! lol
Casanova
Very hot toast dripping with irish butter and then cold ham.
Tastes gorg and the texture is excellent.
Think i'll go hit the kitchen!
ok maybe the apple put you off. get 3 slices of bread, and while the grill is warming up, take salad out of fridge. you will need letteuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and a few slices of onion. take penut butter out of cubard and spread on bread, the grill should be hot by now so take fish fingers out of packet and place eight onto hot fish fingers are ready and nicely browned, lay salad onto first slice of bread, followed by 4 of the fish fingers. lay next slice of bread followed by .the 2nd layer of salad onto 2nd layer of bread, followed by the last 4 fish fingers. slam on the last slice of bread, and pop under the grill. wait untill toasted then flip it over and toast the other side. bingo scooby snack
Master of Sex
Theres going to be toast riots in the streets tommorrow
Quote by rachel-lane
ok maybe the apple put you off. get 3 slices of bread, and while the grill is warming up, take salad out of fridge. you will need letteuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and a few slices of onion. take penut butter out of cubard and spread on bread, the grill should be hot by now so take fish fingers out of packet and place eight onto hot fish fingers are ready and nicely browned, lay salad onto first slice of bread, followed by 4 of the fish fingers. lay next slice of bread followed by next slice of bread. then lay 2nd layer of salad onto 2nd layer of bread, followed by the last 4 fish fingers. slam on the last slice of bread, and pop under the grill. wait untill toasted then flip it over and toast the other side. bingo scooby snack

I thought your apple suggestion was brilliant! You're going down hill now!!
Quote by Silk and Big G
ok maybe the apple put you off. get 3 slices of bread, and while the grill is warming up, take salad out of fridge. you will need letteuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and a few slices of onion. take penut butter out of cubard and spread on bread, the grill should be hot by now so take fish fingers out of packet and place eight onto hot fish fingers are ready and nicely browned, lay salad onto first slice of bread, followed by 4 of the fish fingers. lay next slice of bread followed by next slice of bread. then lay 2nd layer of salad onto 2nd layer of bread, followed by the last 4 fish fingers. slam on the last slice of bread, and pop under the grill. wait untill toasted then flip it over and toast the other side. bingo scooby snack

I thought your apple suggestion was brilliant! You're going down hill now!!
i can feel the slide downhill .. yea ok dont help me up, ill crawl out tommorrow redface
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now you've done it!
i have to go and make cheese on taost now! lol

I hope your making for everyone :lol: :lol: :lol:
ahh, toast anyone? mmmmm
Quote by Chardonnay
ok maybe the apple put you off. get 3 slices of bread, and while the grill is warming up, take salad out of fridge. you will need letteuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and a few slices of onion. take penut butter out of cubard and spread on bread, the grill should be hot by now so take fish fingers out of packet and place eight onto hot fish fingers are ready and nicely browned, lay salad onto first slice of bread, followed by 4 of the fish fingers. lay next slice of bread followed by .the 2nd layer of salad onto 2nd layer of bread, followed by the last 4 fish fingers. slam on the last slice of bread, and pop under the grill. wait untill toasted then flip it over and toast the other side. bingo scooby snack

Thats not a snack thats a meal :shock:
oh dont you start chardonnay, i like my food redface just dont call me a greedy cow lol