When will the "whoose online" return

3 Jun 2006

Quote by davej

just be happy summers here & it is a great site you are on

happy!...fuckin happy!...I'm sat here with a head you could fry eggs on and squeeled like a stuck pig when I got in the tub...bring back the rain. wink

ohh could you put some sausage bacon & mushrooms on as well then please im starving

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I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!
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i dont think i asked for marmite on my toast lol

oh its not marmite :shock: :shock:
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3 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!

You need some sort of a pulley system rigging up Dave, insert bread, atatch string to a bulldog clip and then atatch clip to the bread route the string around the room and atatch the other end to your knob, get Mrs J to put on a bit of a tease show and let nature take its course as your knob starts to apriciate said show it'll pull on the string and remove your freshly done toast. biggrin

Cooking times can be alterd by the differant level of tease that is provided :thumbup:

3 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy

I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!

You need some sort of a pulley system rigging up Dave, insert bread, atatch string to a bulldog clip and then atatch clip to the bread route the string around the room and atatch the other end to your knob, get Mrs J to put on a bit of a tease show and let nature take its course as your knob starts to apriciate said show it'll pull on the string and remove your freshly done toast. biggrin

Cooking times can be alterd by the differant level of tease that is provided :thumbup:
you've not seen her sheddy....trust me it would burn to a frazzle.

4 Jun 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
is it really that important???
if you click on the forum home page it shows who is browsing the forums or if its a friend of your you could send them an email
just be happy summers here & it is a great site you are on

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by davej

I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!

You need some sort of a pulley system rigging up Dave, insert bread, atatch string to a bulldog clip and then atatch clip to the bread route the string around the room and atatch the other end to your knob, get Mrs J to put on a bit of a tease show and let nature take its course as your knob starts to apriciate said show it'll pull on the string and remove your freshly done toast. biggrin

Cooking times can be alterd by the differant level of tease that is provided :thumbup:
you've not seen her sheddy....trust me it would burn to a frazzle.
Sheddy, you really have too much time on your hands !!!

20 Jun 2006

Quote by davej

I could do you a full english on my body the way its burning up, but you would probably need to twang me nuts with a rubber band to get the toast to pop up, cos there is only the one slot and there aint no timer on that!

You need some sort of a pulley system rigging up Dave, insert bread, atatch string to a bulldog clip and then atatch clip to the bread route the string around the room and atatch the other end to your knob, get Mrs J to put on a bit of a tease show and let nature take its course as your knob starts to apriciate said show it'll pull on the string and remove your freshly done toast. biggrin

Cooking times can be alterd by the differant level of tease that is provided :thumbup:
you've not seen her sheddy....trust me it would burn to a frazzle.
Awwwwwww thats not nice lol

Tony

20 Jun 2006

Quote by firelizard
Greetings one and all...
Does anyone know when we will see the return of the who is online section of the siote, it's been off for a few days now with a it will return sign up instead...
Is it going to be like the "back in 15 minutes "signs..... left on for hours.. or is there a return date set yet ??

I hope it never does.. ive not had a wink or a crappy pm for ageeeeeeeeeeeeees biggrin

I've never had a wink either sad

I'm gonna start putting girlie pics up in my profile evil

Either you have at least one girly pic on you profile â€¦â€¦..
Or you have one hell of a sexy bum â€¦â€¦. :shock:

i'm really hoping that is Lady Fee's ass in his profile or i'm in serious need of a signature overhaul redface

17 Jul 2006

Can I shove this to the top of the pile please !