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whens a newbie a regular
Sex God
when, having just spent 4 hours swapping stupid pm's with various members, you open up your email account to find 300 new emails informing you that a pm is waiting.
thats when you realise what the little tick boxes are for in your profile :doh:
thats when you realise what the little tick boxes are for in your profile :doh:
You know your a regular when your homepage for internet explorer is set to Swinging Heaven ...... that's me being a lazy arse who can't be bothered to type it in.
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting online, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means something entirely different now, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting online, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means something entirely different now, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
You know your a regular when your homepage for internet explorer is set to Swinging Heaven ...... that's me being a lazy arse who can't be bothered to type it in.
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting olnine, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means somthing entirely different now, ma, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
guess the chippy started a franchise scheme
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You know your a regular when your homepage for internet explorer is set to Swinging Heaven ...... that's me being a lazy arse who can't be bothered to type it in.
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting olnine, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means somthing entirely different now, ma, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
guess the chippy started a franchise scheme
Did you get gravy with those Rough Old Nuggets?? :shock: :shock:
:? :? :? Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
You know your a regular when your homepage for internet explorer is set to Swinging Heaven ...... that's me being a lazy arse who can't be bothered to type it in.
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting olnine, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means somthing entirely different now, ma, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
guess the chippy started a franchise scheme
Did you get gravy with those Rough Old Nuggets?? :shock: :shock:
:? :? :?fishy chips, what a treat!!! but i'd rather not have the red sauce :scared:
Sex God
you know you've become a regular when...
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Quote by meat2pleaseu
you know you've become a regular when...
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
That ain't bloody funny!!!....... I once emailed my parents from my Wishmaster email account.... that took some explaining!!!
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
you know you've become a regular when...
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
That ain't bloody funny!!!....... I once emailed my parents from my Wishmaster email account.... that took some explaining!!!
and what did you email to them that needed explaining, or is the account
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you know you've become a regular when...
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
That ain't bloody funny!!!....... I once emailed my parents from my Wishmaster email account.... that took some explaining!!!
and what did you email to them that needed explaining, or is the account
No, it was the cock shot and the response to an ad that was in the email that kinda got them asking questions ... hehehe
Reorganised my address book pronto can tell ya ..... parents surname begins with W too you see
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
you know you've become a regular when...
you leave the webpage open while do all your other work, then suddenly realise you've just submitted a form to the bank with your name listed as meat2pleaseu
That ain't bloody funny!!!....... I once emailed my parents from my Wishmaster email account.... that took some explaining!!!
and what did you email to them that needed explaining, or is the account
No, it was the cock shot and the response to an ad that was in the email that kinda got them asking questions ... hehehe
Reorganised my address book pronto can tell ya ..... parents surname begins with W too you see
Junk Mail, er crossed line, er the post office did it!!! thats it, if in doubt blame Postie
Quote by Wishmaster
You know your a regular when your homepage for internet explorer is set to Swinging Heaven ...... that's me being a lazy arse who can't be bothered to type it in.
You know your a newbie coz you cringe when your parents see the Swinging Heaven website in your Address bar after they fire up internet explorer to order something from fecking Argos!!............. coz YOU forgot to clear your History didn't ya!!!
Mum: "What's this site, Chris"
Me: "Just something I use for chatting online, Ma"
Mum: "Fecking liar, I used to be a teenager in the 60's and we didn't call it the Swinging 60's for nothing you know!"
Me: "It means something entirely different now, honest"
Mum: "I wondered why all your recent girlfriends live 200 miles away! ... you used to pick up the rough old nuggets from the local chippy!"
Me: "Fresh Fields, Ma! .... hehehe"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry
:grin: :grin:
Quote by warwick
I used to be a regular but now Im not....so that must make me an IRREGULAR :shock:
actually thats quite appropriate
oh and hi everyone
A regular is a person who has been away fro a while, comes back and no one says "Hi Mate".
nice to see you back.Hi Mate :lol: Nice to see you back :lol:
