where did you loose it?

4 Jul 2006

Yeah, the sad thing was that it was my main bed for about a year - These cheap university halls! The guy in the room next door to me ended up with curvature of the spine after 6 months!

4 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
not entirely sure, got a sort of big black hole in my memory due to the excess of my youth

'kin ell Meaty, you still up? I thought the medication would have kicked in by now rolleyes

4 Jul 2006

past your bedtime too ain't it grandma flipa

4 Jul 2006

I could beat you in the stamina stakes any day ya cheeky fooker poke

4 Jul 2006

but you cheat and conserve your energy by going upstairs using the Stannah :giggle:

4 Jul 2006

but at least I've got the energy for stuff when I get there wink

catch this flipa

4 Jul 2006

i'd hardly call washing down the sanatogen with your horlicks 'stuff'

4 Jul 2006

it helps get the Fixodent off the dentures. You should try it sometime :giggle:

4 Jul 2006

i've gone hi tech and started securing my dentures with the bolt through my neck

4 Jul 2006

As seen in all good dental surgeries

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
As seen in all good dental surgeries

Fancy a screw?

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
As seen in all good dental surgeries

I reckon one of them is very probably loose lol

5 Jul 2006

Please refer to the previous page before assuming I have a screw loose :dry:
closest I've come to a good one since the weekend though rolleyes

7 Jul 2006

18 yrs old between two caravans on the sales area of a holiday park. It was the only night i wasnt too bladdered.

7 Jul 2006

Goose, you old romantic rotflmao

7 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Goose, you old romantic

I do try

13 Oct 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
In uni halls of residence..
too old (20!)
too scared (it was a disaster)
and too nervous
Saying that the graph went up after that, so would rather start low and improve than start high and get worse

An old thread I know but some of these old ones are really funny!!
And it's nice to see I wasn't the oldest virgin when I eventually popped my cherry at the ripe old age of 19.
No exotic location for me either, in the back of my Vauxhall Viva in a carpark in glamorous Eltham (South London).
Even though I say so myself it was very good (please note I said "it" and not "I").
I think we even managed to do it in about 3 different positions. Mainly due to trying to get comfortable until we settled with her sitting on me.

13 Oct 2006

In my bunk bed, with my younger brother watching from the top bunk! :shock:
I think it scarred him for life biggrin

13 Oct 2006

in a wood at th end of me mams garden painfully close (only about 100yards but oh so exciting) twas our little regular shag fest place until i learnt beds and couches a lot more comfortable, still like th odd fumble in th woods

13 Oct 2006

Quote by redangel
I lost mine in the playing field of my old junior school!!! I was a few years older then junior age, I hasten to add!!!!
And I was on top, quite unusual I'm told!!

I was on top too. It was with a guy I worked with, who i'd fooled around with once beforehand, in our local park at night when I was 17. Classy.

13 Oct 2006

Age 12, fold out sofa bed in the lounge after school whilst my parents were still at work. cool

I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)

13 Oct 2006

I just turned 13 redface

in my ex's bedroom, lasted about 6 mins lol, was listening to the radio at the time and the songs Im horny come on followed by guns and roses, OHHH where half way there, no joke.

14 Oct 2006

28th Feb, 1979. biggrin

I remember the date as it was my kid brothers 10th birthday. :shock:
I lost it in a toilet and it lasted all of 5 minutes......don't remember it hurting at all, apart from where I banged my head against the toilet wall :D
I was just coming up to 18.

14 Oct 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Age 12, fold out sofa bed in the lounge after school whilst my parents were still at work.
I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)

12??????!!! :shock:

14 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Age 12, fold out sofa bed in the lounge after school whilst my parents were still at work.
I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)

12??????!!! :shock:
Sorry... redface

The girl in question was 13 and years later became my wife.

14 Oct 2006

16 on the floor of my house perants was out don't like it was very good cause she went around tell everyone i had a small dick :cry:
Put pratices makes perfic lol

15 Oct 2006

Quote by Sarah
On a cliff top in North Norfolk!!

I didn't know there were any.

15 Oct 2006

On the back seat of a Beetle behind a hedge when I was 17. Lasted at least 10 seconds, thought it was the best thing that ever happened to me, (still think the same).

15 Oct 2006

13 yr old in a cemetary with a guy i never saw again and it was crap, i had leaves up my backside for days ffs
Earthy xx

15 Oct 2006

well its good to c some people stick to tradition