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Sappho, will tickle, stroke, caress, rub etc. any time.
As for the deerstalker. Used to. Have one now called a 'Huntsman'. Don't wear it often, causes too much mayhem (road accidents, horses throwing riders - you know the kind of thing).
Are you up for some slapping? It will brighten up my evening considerably!!
Will
Now, lets set the parameters here Will my love.
Gentle little taps on the wrist or dominatrix whackings? Perhaps a little something in between, a little playful, enough to bring a rosy glow?
Tell Sappho all about it, what would Will like this evening, hmm?
Ohh, over the knees bare bum I think.
:shock: where did that come from. Deep in the psyche m'thinks.
So slap me first then lay me down on a couch in a dark room for some analysis
So slap me first then lay me down on a couch in a dark room for some analysis

How about kissing it better kiss and rubbing in something soothing while you explore your id?
I'd be happy for you to lie on my couch to explore your inner self... wink
(OMG, more Ovaltine... getting carried away... )
How about kissing it better and rubbing in something soothing while you explore your id?
I'd be happy for you to lie on my couch to explore your inner self...

:shock: biggrin
Gets out map and scours Shropshire to plan a visit
I really have a thing about Holmes and Watson

"Come Watson. We have but an hour to pack for we leave for Shropshire this very evening. There are foul deeds afoot in the Welsh borders and we must away to an enigmatic muse who may be of help in our investigation"
Don't s'pose you're anywhere near Blandings Castle are you? Now if you recognise that particular literary reference you will have won my undying admiration for ever 8) (not that you haven't already, of course! wink )
Will
You want be Wooster to my Jeeves I suppose? Well someone has to take you in hand.
I'd rather be Irene Adler to your Sherlock. I could hold your violin but leave the Hound at home!
Aaaaaaaaaah. Don't you just love internet flirting :grin:
It makes you feel all warm inside lol
Mal
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You want be Wooster to my Jeeves I suppose? Well someone has to take you in hand.
I'd rather be Irene Adler to your Sherlock. I could hold your violin but leave the Hound at home!

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
KNEW you would understand the PG Wodehouse reference (I'm a fan!).
:love: :love: worship kiss
(That's enough for now!)
Will
PS must get back to work or Kit will give me another slap (hopefully smile )
Ah, but could you get Gothic and romantic at Thornfield?
So, are you going to be Jane to my Rochester?
Will
Reader, I shagged him.
(Apologies for the slight misquote to the purists among us!)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Much prefer your verb to Miss Bronte's. wink
That's put a smile on my face for the whole weekend!!! biggrin
(Apologies for the slight misquote to the purists among us!)
:shock: Purist? in here? :shock:
lhk
Kat
Lucky bugger :!:

Sadly, this is all virtual so far!! :cry:
Still, you never know. Better get out before Kit sees me again.
Better get out before Kit sees me again.

You can run but you can't hide Will wink
Kit
xxx
hand is a bit sore now from all that slapping in the GFZ, thinks - now where did I leave my riding crop? :twisted:
I've got a riding crop, Kit, if you need to borrow it just let me know :twisted:
I've got a riding crop,

Yes please, you take the back, I will take the front. Now, clothes off and bend over this chair please Will. :twisted:
Kit
XXX
P.S. and smile!
You'll need a lot of soothing after this, Will! lol
And you take any part you want Sappho. :twisted:
Kit
xxx
Happy to lend a hand wherever needed. Please form an orderly queue...
Do you think there is enough Will to go round?
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Ooooer!!! :shock: :shock: And I can't spend long in here tonight - sadly. Will have more time to myself tomorrow.
I now have bluexxx, Kit, Sappho and Blue Eyes all after me. Not sure I can cope with all this adulation - but hell, I'll give it a try!!!! biggrin .
Now come on Tikka, don't be shy - fell free to join in.
God I love this site! :twisted: :twisted:
I'm sure he's very versatile, Tikka! How much can a man take do you think? lol
Shall we try and find out Sappho?
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OH YES, YES!!!

Deja Vu?