Where is everyone tonight?

20 Nov 2003

Good grief, where has everyone gone????
No KitKat, Jags, bluexxx, Heather. None of the usual crew at all. Is there something going on I don't know about? evil

If it's a mods orgy I just hope they post some pics for the rest of us to see. lol

If anyone has any info then please spill the beans.
Will
Shuffles off muttering to himself. After all there is no-one here to hear anyway. Still got work to finish so I can't even have a drink yet.

20 Nov 2003

Hey, I'm here, I'm here!!!!! But only for about 5 mins as I'm knackered. I just logged on to make sure that Methodkid isn't being a naughty little boy again rolleyes

20 Nov 2003

Ahhhhhhhh! There you are!! I am a happy boy now.
Good to hear from you blue. Yes what IS methodkid's problem? This is such an easygoing site it is usually difficult to cause offence but WOW.
He'll learn that rude and offensive just doesn't work.
Sorry to hear your shagged out, sorry knackered. Sleep tight. Speak tomorrow.
Will

20 Nov 2003

I'm here now - been working in Hexham til 9 - and am knackered now too!!
Phew - hope all the little monsters are behaving themselves - and I mean KitKat, Blue, Mal etc etc!!!
x

20 Nov 2003

This little monster wishes she wasn't behaving herself. Heigh ho, an early night with an Ovaltine and the rabbit. rolleyes

20 Nov 2003

I thought I was a man of the world. But Ovaltine? What debauchery do you get up to with that?

20 Nov 2003

Mmmmmmmmmmm. First they all disappear together and then they all start coming back at the same time. Still think there is something suspicious.
Now WHERE did I put my pipe and deerstalker?
Hey everyone, doesn't it feel better already for having Jags and blue back? And Sappho is turning into a little star too.
smiles to himself as a warm feeling spreads over him. :shock: Or have I just wet myself?
Sorry, that was crude. Slap for Will. Any volunteers?

20 Nov 2003

We are here now too biggrin

We have been visiting - not monster stuff tonight wink

lhk
KitKat
xxx

20 Nov 2003

sorry,
forgot your slap will - here it is......
*slap for will*
Kit
xxx

20 Nov 2003

good evening.
What's the topic of conversation tonight? (do you normally have one?)
smile

20 Nov 2003

Well...it seems that we all have a go at the men and end up giving them a real good slap, fairly frequently!
Doesn't seem to matter what the topic of conversation is - the men get a slap.
Except the prats, they get a telling off (cos we love the guys we slap, it's a token of affection around here, surprisingly) and then we ignore them until they become an itch we just have to scratch!
But mainly slapping!!!
spits on hand to get it ready
x xx x

20 Nov 2003

LOL
Slapping what fun! I'm sure they deserve it, and probably enjoy it far too much.
wink

20 Nov 2003

Jags,
Kat is itching to get on here and post a comment so that you will slap him, so.........
spits on hand to get it ready
on the count of three
one
two......
Kit
xxx

20 Nov 2003

Why is it that Kat is always at the front of the queue when a slapping is being handed out?????
rotflmao

:happy: :rose:

20 Nov 2003

Thats cos your just a bunch of slappers! :rude: :rude:
Sometimes it is worth the pain!
Bottoms up!
lhk
Kat

20 Nov 2003

SEE... begging for it!!
Lots of slaps now being handed out..
We need an emoticon for SLAP.. where are the tecchies when you need them????
Anyway - thwack and thump and slap all over Kat's nylon covered bum!
x x

20 Nov 2003

Nylon??? I bet that builds up some static charge.
Are you a sparky guy Kat? lol

20 Nov 2003

THREE.....
Kit
xxx

20 Nov 2003

Grief - you DO like it don't you???
goes off to wet bamboo cane first

20 Nov 2003

OUCH,
She bloody did as well!!! it was supposed to be a virtual slap!
Big red hand print on my poor bottom now!, well, quite a small hand print, but very red and tingly.
Humph!
lhk
Kat

20 Nov 2003

Quote by KitKat
OUCH,
She bloody did as well!!! it was supposed to be a virtual slap!
Big red hand print on my poor bottom now!, well, quite a small hand print, but very red and tingly.
Humph!
lhk
Kat

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - liked that!! On that note I am off to bed - will dream of Kat's red bottom...well, I won't actually cos I've got someone SO GOOD to dream about instead!!
kiss

:kiss:

20 Nov 2003

Pleasant dreams

20 Nov 2003

Thanks I will........
will be sweeter now I have slapped Kat - hope Kit was watching!!
x x

20 Nov 2003

Nylon??? I bet that builds up some static charge.
Are you a sparky guy Kat?

Only when rubbed vigorously Tikka :twisted:

20 Nov 2003

:shock:

20 Nov 2003

Wait till you see my pics Tikka!
:twisted:
lhk
Kat

20 Nov 2003

*slap for will*
Kit

Ooooh. Lovely. Thank you. Sorry for the delay. LONG session on MS Messenger.
Will

20 Nov 2003

will be sweeter now I have slapped Kat

20 Nov 2003

Ooooh. Lovely. Thank you. Sorry for the delay. LONG session on MS Messenger.

Typical - wakes everyone up for a chat - then buggers off!
Right, we are done, see you all tomorrow in the GFZ.
Someone will explain to Tikka. It's a boys thing.
lhk
KitKat
xxxxx

20 Nov 2003

Hell and damnation! See what you miss when you opt for PJs and a hot drink! Sod that for a game of soldiers.
Now, is this a new version of slap and tickle? Slap the guys and we get tickled (stroked, caressed, rubbed) in those sensitive little places and erogeneous zones?
Please...?
Oh, and Will? I really have a thing about Holmes and Watson. Do you really have a deerstalker?
Off to fantasise by small self...
Sappho xxx