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Oooh don't get me talking about Easter Eggs... I treated myself about two weeks ago to two eggs purchased while waiting to pay at a petrol kiosk... These eggs are of creme egg size, one being a smartie egg and the other a Double Cream... so I put them in the fridge for when I fancied them...
Last weekend GT's daughter and three friends stayed for four days... We got them in the kitchen and reminded them of house rules (wash hands before going in fridge, don't leave plates and glasses all round the house, don't take a pint glass of orange juice from the fridge and just drink a couple of mouthfuls... etc... they are fifteen year olds so they sadly need telling... I also mentioned that I had bought loads of nice stuff for them to eat but the eggs are out of bounds - mine - etc...
They left and I fancied my smartie egg... must have needed de-stressing when I was shocked to discover that my egg had been stolen... thieved... half-inched... :shock: :shock: Someone is dead when I next see them... :twisted:
My next Easter Egg story, bought some easter bunny and mini eggs from Thornton's... to send to some friends in LA... when I came to parcel them up I realised that the bunnies were looking less like bunnies and more like 'elephant man' bunnies... some prize clot redface surprisedops: - not me obviously :oops: :oops: rolleyes left them in a south facing room and I hadn't realised that the sun was getting that warm yet... oooh did I say 'I' - I meant to say the 'prize clot'... oh well no yummy stuff to LA and deformed bunny rabbits for us! :P
Quote by tweeky
your supposed to wait till Sunday smackbottom :smackbottom:

Yes yes agree 100% the peeps on here seem to have a little problem with this, its popping up in an alarming amount of threads. I bet they were also the kids who couldent wait for there xmas pressents and went hunting on the 23rd rolleyes
Mr Tweeky
busted redface
Quote by Sassy-Seren
your supposed to wait till Sunday smackbottom :smackbottom:

Yes yes agree 100% the peeps on here seem to have a little problem with this, its popping up in an alarming amount of threads. I bet they were also the kids who couldent wait for there xmas pressents and went hunting on the 23rd rolleyes
Mr Tweeky
busted redface
Me too ! surprisedops:
I have to open a Christmas present before I go to bed on Christmas Eve or I cant get to sleep :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Here I sit broken hearted .......... no Egg !!: :upset:
What did you get for Easter ? ..............g'wan make me jealous :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i havent got one either you sexy little cornflake :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
I haven't got one either :cry: Closest thing I've got is chocolate milkshake :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I haven't got one either :cry: Closest thing I've got is chocolate milkshake :giggle:

:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: kiss
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
your supposed to wait till Sunday smackbottom :smackbottom:

Yes yes agree 100% the peeps on here seem to have a little problem with this, its popping up in an alarming amount of threads. I bet they were also the kids who couldent wait for there xmas pressents and went hunting on the 23rd rolleyes
Mr Tweeky
busted redface
Well excuse me Mr Tweeky ............. I may have gone looking for the pressies at christmas.......... but I never opened them, I just lifted the paper a bit to see what was inside :grin:
M
not so much as a bunny dropping here :cry: :cry:
Quote by Pete_sw
not so much as a bunny dropping here :cry: :cry:

Why would you want a bunny dropping ? eeewwwww ! yuk !
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
not so much as a bunny dropping here :cry: :cry:

Why would you want a bunny dropping ? eeewwwww ! yuk !
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well that way I would at least know the little fecker had been lol :lol: :lol:
well it isnt easter until tomorrow so u might get sum eggs then?
I've got 1/2 dozen free range in the fridge :giggle:
Quote by jade_da_babe69
well it isnt easter until tomorrow so u might get sum eggs then?

Rabbit stew tomorrow then :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
well it isnt easter until tomorrow so u might get sum eggs then?

Rabbit stew tomorrow then :rascal:
No No No !!! Dont cook the Bunny smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hmmmm when I first read the title I thought you'd lost a sex toy Blonde :shock:
No easter eggs here .... :cry:
C x
Quote by Calista
Hmmmm when I first read the title I thought you'd lost a sex toy Blonde :shock:
No easter eggs here .... :cry:
C x

:shock:
I had 2 Eggs ............ I now have half of one left :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Here I sit broken hearted .......... no Egg !!: :upset:
What did you get for Easter ? ..............g'wan make me jealous :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Blonde, you can share our egg.
Now who's giving us one.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
J n B
New pic in my sig just for Sam :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
New pic in my sig just for Sam :giggle:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I found my egg! It was on the shelf in Tesco's the whole time.
H.x