Ok thought about this last night and thought i'd ask ....where would u most like to have sex.....i.e your bosses desk...(doesnt have to be with your boss)
or on your ex b/fs car with his best mate...or just a ramdom place like your local pub car park...lol
Me i have just done the bosses desk of my perfect partner and it was kinky as hell but i would love to do it on a car bonnet down a dark lane....or on a warm beach on holiday....
So over to u all...............
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Where would you most like to have sex???
Having experienced sex on the office desk (not bosses as I am the boss 
:lol: ) I have to say whilst it is very exiting and enjoyable dont get as carried away as i did as new monitors dont come cheap 
ops:
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) :oops:
:lol: ) I have to say whilst it is very exiting and enjoyable dont get as carried away as i did as new monitors dont come cheap ops: I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) :oops:
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I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year)
Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
Quote by onlyme1981
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year)
Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
The scene in 'Cocktail' maybe??
First place that springs to mind without thought is on a certain Librarian's desk. Or in a Chesterfield sofa.
As for the beach. I had the dubious pleasure of doing it in the surf and on the beach at Cap Dag when I worked down there a few (???) years ago.
It was like using neat polychips without the Tufanega :shock:
As for the beach. I had the dubious pleasure of doing it in the surf and on the beach at Cap Dag when I worked down there a few (???) years ago.
It was like using neat polychips without the Tufanega :shock:
done it on my desk in my office - it was very quick as there was about 300 people working below us and we could have been caught..
on a beach in the maldives - thulhagiri island was very nice, and the waiters ensured our privacy by telling people there was a snake on the beach !
on a tram in amsterdam - very good that one. not sure if it was caught on cctv.
never done it on a jetski - that has appealed to me for some time any offers ??
on a beach in the maldives - thulhagiri island was very nice, and the waiters ensured our privacy by telling people there was a snake on the beach !
on a tram in amsterdam - very good that one. not sure if it was caught on cctv.
never done it on a jetski - that has appealed to me for some time
any offers ?? Quote by mr filth
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
Thats treason....you could be locked up in the tower for that
Chained up? NOW you're talking! :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
Thats treason....you could be locked up in the tower for that
Chained up? NOW you're talking! :twisted:
who said anything about chains????/ Nah you'd probably be locked up in a cell and have corgie pooh thrown at you until the queen got bored....fancy that?
Quote by mr filth
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
Thats treason....you could be locked up in the tower for that
Chained up? NOW you're talking! :twisted:
who said anything about chains????/ Nah you'd probably be locked up in a cell and have corgie pooh thrown at you until the queen got bored....fancy that?
Haha....nah those Corgies aren't big enough to make a poo worth throwing!
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I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year)
Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
The scene in Cocktail comes to mind
is this the reason???
are you a secret tom cruise fan lol
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On a beach, just on the edge of warm sea waters, under the moon light...............
Dreams, one can but dream.....................
Dreams, one can but dream.....................
Quote by Darkfire
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
:rotflmao: wanna make that a 4sum hun? sounds very appealing actually!Why stop at 4?
Actually just had a thought, it's all very Jane austin isn't it, with the britches and stable lads....lets go the whole hog and get Mr Darcy involved :twisted:
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. . . . locked up in a cell and have corgie pooh thrown at you until the queen got bored....fancy that?
There seems to be a pattern emerging here.
You don't have a Royal shit fixation do you, mr filth ?????
blimey your right!!!!!!! no,no,no i dont like droppings of any description
I'm just your normal,down to earth,decent kind of chap
Quote by berksbex
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
:rotflmao: wanna make that a 4sum hun? sounds very appealing actually!Why stop at 4?
Actually just had a thought, it's all very Jane austin isn't it, with the britches and stable lads....lets go the whole hog and get Mr Darcy involved :twisted:
oooo jane austin, I'm in!
call for Mr Darcy, I'm off to find my petticoat! :twisted:
I suppose my favourite was in the Indian Ocean, which was just fantastic, so warm. However, always at the back of my mind was the thought of sharks.
Unlike the time in the North Sea when the thought at the back of my mind was only how bloody cold it was.
As a place I would love to do it, it would have to be under a warm waterfall – although I wonder if I would be thinking about Piranha?????
Unlike the time in the North Sea when the thought at the back of my mind was only how bloody cold it was.
As a place I would love to do it, it would have to be under a warm waterfall – although I wonder if I would be thinking about Piranha?????
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Quote by purplemonkey
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year)
Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
The scene in Cocktail comes to mind
is this the reason???
are you a secret tom cruise fan lol
I've seen Cocktail a million times but can't remember it that well....someone will have to remind me!
And no, I'm not a secret Tom Cruise fan.... no way! :D
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Got to be Zero-G, sex in space!!! Watch out for that tricky re-entry :scared:
Quote by Darkfire
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
:rotflmao: wanna make that a 4sum hun? sounds very appealing actually!Why stop at 4?
Actually just had a thought, it's all very Jane austin isn't it, with the britches and stable lads....lets go the whole hog and get Mr Darcy involved :twisted:
oooo jane austin, I'm in!
call for Mr Darcy, I'm off to find my petticoat! :twisted:
Oh God - Mr Darcy.........
still in his wet shirt
on the bank of the lake....
Sorry....
I need a bit of 'private time'
now 