On the edge of a cliff, almost fell off lol
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On a river side walk up against a rough brick wall owwwww scratches all over and nettle stings
I can't be the only person to have shagged in a toilet - but this was an outside toilet and it can't have been used for years.
The smell of rot hung around in my nostrils for days after, and I now think why oh why didn't I just go home.
Sometimes the urge for a quickie is just too strong but I certainly won't be doing it again!
once turned up to a couples house to play (non members) and it was disgusting i just could not bring myself to do anything didnt even accept a drink :shock: :shock: never forget the smell, will always amaze me how people can live like that
in a spider ridden garden shed.....and I was on the bottom :shock:
In a very rich and famous person's garden shed at a party. The reason this was awful was that it all went horrifically wrong.
His son was at my high school, they used to have massive parties like in the American teen movies; at one of those me and my first girlfriend sneaked out to the mattress in the shed to lose our virginities. We were just warming up when suddenly all our mates were banging on the windows laughing and shining torches in (it was more like a summer house really). We shouted at them to fuck off, and they did; being young, drunk and horny we decided to keep going, got ourselves warmed up again, and had just got the condom on when suddenly there was cold water everywhere - they had got a hosepipe through the window and were spraying us with freezing cold water.
By this stage I was fucking livid, I jumped up and ran out into the garden wearing nothing but the ice blue condom (a detail that will always stick with me) screaming at them all to fuck off and waving my arms. Then I noticed the camcorder. Didn't care by that stage though, I was so pissed off.
They all did fuck off, because nobody other than my girlfriend actually wanted to see me naked; we went back and got dressed - the mattress was soaked, the condom shrivelled, and the moment lost; I went back to the party, threw a pint of water over someone who had nothing to do with it, and stuffed the condom down the side of the sofa for the guy's parents to find (he deserved it!).
Thankfully we succeeded in losing our virginities a week or so later on her parents' living room floor.
up the bum by mistake dry and not ready!! that was the worst place ive ever had sex.. he missed an spike me!!!!!!!!!! ouchy
It wasn't quite what I meant. 
I sometimes walk past a wheely bin and if its got that, you know, garbage smell. It takes me right back eeuurrrggghhh shaking my head at the thought even now. The follies of youth eh?
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