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which animal would you be?

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*****note - i did search first because im sure this must have come up in the forum at some time, but couldnt find anything - feel free to let me know if there is a thread on this topic smile *****
The old reincarnation question really - What animal would you like to come back as?
me? i'd quite like to be a Golden Eagle or an Alsatian biggrin
Rabbit for obvious reasons rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Rabbit for obvious reasons rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and that was my first thought lol :lol:
only problem with being a rabbit as far as i can see is getting shot at by the farmers! lol
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only problem with being a rabbit as far as i can see is getting shot at by the farmers! lol

Yes but id stay in the burrow and let all the males come to me biggrin :D :D
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Rabbit for obvious reasons rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and that was my first thought lol :lol:
well come and join me in my burrow, but watch out for the farmer biggrin
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Rabbit for obvious reasons rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and that was my first thought lol :lol:
well come and join me in my burrow, but watch out for the farmer biggrin
Is this the "Spider to the Fly" bit then = but such a nice invite to a nice cosy warm burrow :lol:
well considering what a naughty person I have been in this lifetime, what with my life of debauchery and whatnot, it is only fair to assume that karma will have its way in my next life and i shall have to pay for the wrongdoings of my past life. Therefore, bearing this in mind, I would like to come back as a something short lived please... perhaps a moth...
I would be a male lion so I could lay under a tree licking my balls all day while the female went out hunting for my dinner.
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I would be a male lion so I could lay under a tree licking my balls all day while the female went out hunting for my dinner.

Sooooo true. Mind you some of them men I have come into contact with through one of my ex's are very much like that. Have to so much as rinse a cup and they complain. rolleyes
I'd come back as an animal that does very little and sleeps all day.
Oy! Shurrup at the back I'm nothing like that anymore! lol
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well considering what a naughty person I have been in this lifetime, what with my life of debauchery and whatnot, it is only fair to assume that karma will have its way in my next life and i shall have to pay for the wrongdoings of my past life. Therefore, bearing this in mind, I would like to come back as a something short lived please... perhaps a moth...

hehe, how about a dragonfly? they wake up, have a flutter, drink some nectar, have a shag then die! a perfect day i guess
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I would be a male lion so I could lay under a tree licking my balls all day while the female went out hunting for my dinner.

Sooooo true. Mind you some of them men I have come into contact with through one of my ex's are very much like that. Have to so much as rinse a cup and they complain. rolleyes
I'd come back as an animal that does very little and sleeps all day.
Oy! Shurrup at the back I'm nothing like that anymore! lol
How about a cat?
This might be cheating; but going along the lines that we're also animals - I'd come back as a hot blooded female - am I the only man that's curious to know what it feels like for the better sex to have an orgasm?
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hehe, how about a dragonfly? they wake up, have a flutter, drink some nectar, have a shag then die! a perfect day i guess

what's the lifespan of a black widow spider?? now that would be cool.
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I'd come back as an animal that does very little and sleeps all day.
Oy! Shurrup at the back I'm nothing like that anymore! lol

How about a cat?
Hmmmmm, confused Yeah, that could work, cuddles, strokes, lick my fur.... Oy shurrup! mad
Don't know if I could cope with hocking up furballs though. Pandas don't do much do they? I think I'll be a panda.
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Don't know if I could cope with hocking up furballs though. Pandas don't do much do they? I think I'll be a panda.

but bear in mind, given their numbers - pandas dont get a lot of fun!
i think i wud be a ......................................................erm...................................LION after all i am a leo
mr bailiff of course would be a male lion (dont know the technical term for that if their is one)
lou xxx
I reckon a dolphin. Don't know much about their sex lives, but the thought of sliding around in the water appeals!
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i think i wud be a ......................................................erm...................................LION after all i am a leo
mr bailiff of course would be a male lion (dont know the technical term for that if their is one)
lou xxx

hehe well i believe a male lion is a lion, so that would make you a lioness my dear lou biggrin
xxxxx
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i think i wud be a ......................................................erm...................................LION after all i am a leo
mr bailiff of course would be a male lion (dont know the technical term for that if their is one)
lou xxx

hehe well i believe a male lion is a lion, so that would make you a lioness my dear lou biggrin
xxxxx
lol that wud thanks for clearing that 1 up for me!!!!!! lol
no problem biggrin
i think most of the rest of these peeps dont want to play!
I'd be a dog, and bury my nose into as many crutches as possible every day! :shock:
I'd be a cheetah, fast, beautiful and make all the ladies go 'awwww' lol
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I'd be a cheetah, fast, beautiful and make all the ladies go 'awwww' lol

i like that one, a friend of mine reckons cheetahs are one of the most beautiful animals alive, id def say the nicest big cat biggrin
Whilst cats are my absolute favourite creatures, I think it'd be pretty annoying to be picked up all the time against my will or to have to use a kitty litter tray. I reckon big, athletic tom cats are probably treated with a bit more respect so I'd be one of them. Or I'd be a penguin. They're pretty great biggrin
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no problem biggrin
i think most of the rest of these peeps dont want to play!

well if they dont they dont i will
lou xxx lol
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I reckon a dolphin. Don't know much about their sex lives, but the thought of sliding around in the water appeals!
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Well I am with 'thisisme', especially (knowing somewhat of a lot about Dolphins) as they are the only other known species to have sex for pleasure / fun not just procreation...
Dolphin all the way :twisted:
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Hi everyone biggrin
I`d choose to be a fox, naturally wink

hi foxy smile
and why not, judging from the noise they make outside my house, they certainly know how to spend their nights! lol
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Hi everyone biggrin
I`d choose to be a fox, naturally wink

the "other" foxylady is going to love this...... smile :) :) :) i feel a duel coming on..... duel
i reckon they should wrestle for the name.... mud,jelly or oil... i don't mind as long as i am in the front row.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyway... topic.... i am coming back as a panda... any animal that eat shoots and leaves is fine with me... :thumbup: :thumbup: yes... i know... really really old joke!!!!!! lol
sean xxxxx