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which animal would you be?

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Quote by fabio grooverider
Hi everyone biggrin
I`d choose to be a fox, naturally wink

the "other" foxylady is going to love this...... smile :) :) :) i feel a duel coming on..... duel
i reckon they should wrestle for the name.... mud,jelly or oil... i don't mind as long as i am in the front row.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyway... topic.... i am coming back as a panda... any animal that eat shoots and leaves is fine with me... :thumbup: :thumbup: yes... i know... really really old joke!!!!!! lol
sean xxxxx
lol maybe a custard match? hehe
and nice one, i like the panda line :D
nice to meet you sean, i'm ian :cheers:
Quote by fabio grooverider
Hi everyone biggrin
I`d choose to be a fox, naturally wink

the "other" foxylady is going to love this...... smile :) :) :) i feel a duel coming on..... duel
i reckon they should wrestle for the name.... mud,jelly or oil... i don't mind as long as i am in the front row.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyway... topic.... i am coming back as a panda... any animal that eat shoots and leaves is fine with me... :thumbup: :thumbup: yes... i know... really really old joke!!!!!! lol
sean xxxxx
I`m a lover not a fighter guys so I`ve changed my ID from *foxylady* to *jessicarabbit"
Jelly wrestling does sounds kinda fun for a Friday night though, especially if its vodka jelly!
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
I`m a lover not a fighter guys so I`ve changed my ID from *foxylady* to *jessicarabbit"
Jelly wrestling does sounds kinda fun for a Friday night though, especially if its vodka jelly!

lol so will you be changing your original answer to suit your new name, or sticking with the fox? biggrin
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???

so would that be a foxy vixen playing with her rampant rabbit? wink lol
Quote by little gem
I'd come back as an animal that does very little and sleeps all day.
Oy! Shurrup at the back I'm nothing like that anymore! lol

How about a cat?
Hmmmmm, confused Yeah, that could work, cuddles, strokes, lick my fur.... Oy shurrup! mad
Don't know if I could cope with hocking up furballs though. Pandas don't do much do they? I think I'll be a panda.
I dident think aboout the furballs but just think about the rest of the things a cat does.
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???

foxy rabbit or rampant fox i like them both lol biggrin
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???

foxy rabbit or rampant fox i like them both lol biggrin
Hmmmm, me too lol lol
Quote by thisisme
I reckon a dolphin. Don't know much about their sex lives, but the thought of sliding around in the water appeals!
biggrin

i have it on authority (the BBC) that Dolphins are complete nymphomaniacs and have sex up to 30 times a day. Not only that they are true swingers and have sex with whoever takes their fancy.
Make me a dolphin.
Quote by tanglewood72
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???

so would that be a foxy vixen playing with her rampant rabbit? wink lol
I see my reputation preceeds me!! lol :lol:
Quote by orpheous1
I reckon a dolphin. Don't know much about their sex lives, but the thought of sliding around in the water appeals!
biggrin

i have it on authority (the BBC) that Dolphins are complete nymphomaniacs and have sex up to 30 times a day. Not only that they are true swingers and have sex with whoever takes their fancy.
Make me a dolphin.
i seem to remember seeing something along the same lines on discovery channel a while back - i think i might have to make my choices a 3some as it were lol
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Can I be a cross between a foxy fox and a rampant rabbit???

so would that be a foxy vixen playing with her rampant rabbit? wink lol
I see my reputation preceeds me!! lol :lol:
:lol: not at all Ms Rabbit - though if youd like to enlighten me . . . hehe kiss
i would be jessicas rabbit ....rabbit
Quote by SXBOY
i would be jessicas rabbit ....rabbit

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wish youd stop doing one liners u waste the space!!!!!!
arse!!! lol wink
I would be a dog so I could lick me own bollocks, saying that if I smeared peanut-butter over my nuts the dog might do that for me....hmmm
im a scorpio....but scorpians are pretty evil, id come back as a water flea. the world would seem enormous and every puddle, your personal ocean!!!
or .. id really come back as a dolphin, i love the oecan, plus it is said that dolphins are the only other mammal that has sex just for the pure pleasure of it!
:grin:
Guess I could cope with the spaced out existance of the Kuala Bear. lol
koala life must be cool - just chill out on a branch and eat leaves biggrin
just gotta hope you dont get caught and made into one of those kids rucksacks i guess!!! lol
i wouldnt be a badger thats for sure.....ive seen 3 dead ones in 2 days....
STOP RUNNING OVER BADGERS!!!
:fuckinghell:
Quote by Ben1978
i wouldnt be a badger thats for sure.....ive seen 3 dead ones in 2 days....
STOP RUNNING OVER BADGERS!!!
:fuckinghell:

sound like a cue for a
that is fucking excellent!!!
good timing too, i LOL'd man...