Right, I've read lots of whinges that the forums are getting a bit stale, and lacking "new blood". Well, my blood is fairly new (forum-wise) and I've checked the forum rules and this topic appears to be allowable.
I don't follow any particular religion, but I reckon that the Hindu god, Kali could kick all other gods butts - what do you guys think?
Slurpy xxx ps do you think I'm trying to stir a bit?!!!
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Which god is best??!
Sex God
Hmmm, possibly, but I'm an atheist so there's no god for me- i'd have to try and kick the asses of the other gods!!
Sex God
I think each to their own religion, various different gods, various different people and beliefs.
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Right, I've read lots of whinges that the forums are getting a bit stale, and lacking "new blood". Well, my blood is fairly new (forum-wise) and I've checked the forum rules and this topic appears to be allowable.
I don't follow any particular religion, but I reckon that the Hindu god, Kali could kick all other gods butts - what do you guys think?
Slurpy xxx ps do you think I'm trying to stir a bit?!!!
hasn't Kali got 3 pairs of arms?
I'm sorry but Homer Simpson is a god in my eyes and he wins,hands down!
Warming the Bed
"As an agnostic dyslexic insomniac I spend many bedtime hours wondering if any dog even exists."
With acknowledgement to Hallmark Cards
With acknowledgement to Hallmark Cards
Sexlightened
Isnt God actually your concience?
So the best god is, to believe in yourself
So the best god is, to believe in yourself
Warming the Bed
I feel all organised religion is a great big con but I don't mind Gods.
Orgasminator
How about Bacchus, also known as, Dionysus.
A quote from wikipiedia says
'He was also known as the Liberator (Eleutherios), freeing one from one's normal self, by madness, ecstasy, or wine'
Sounds fun to me
A quote from wikipiedia says
'He was also known as the Liberator (Eleutherios), freeing one from one's normal self, by madness, ecstasy, or wine'
Sounds fun to me
I'm gonna nominate the God of Jean Seams 
Oooh 8-)
that feeling when on a long drive and the God of Jean Seams has rewarded me by giving me the perfect seam for driving - and I've got that jean seam sat just right 8-) 8-) 8-)
Even better if, when on said drive with the God of Jean Seams, with the seam sat right, gentle vibrations of the car, and we meet up with the God of Cattle Grids :shock: 8-) 8-) :happy:
Oooh 8-)
that feeling when on a long drive and the God of Jean Seams has rewarded me by giving me the perfect seam for driving - and I've got that jean seam sat just right 8-) 8-) 8-) Even better if, when on said drive with the God of Jean Seams, with the seam sat right, gentle vibrations of the car, and we meet up with the God of Cattle Grids :shock: 8-) 8-) :happy:
Sex God
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I'm gonna nominate the God of Jean Seams
Oooh 8-)
Even better if, when on said drive with the God of Jean Seams, with the seam sat right, gentle vibrations of the car, and we meet up with the God of Cattle Grids :shock: 8-) 8-) :happy:
Now combine those both with the god of intimate piercings :twisted:
Sex God
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Al Bundy
he can be Homer's number two!
Add in father jack and you have the people i aspire to be
Sex God
Oooh I've got a god! it's Stormy, he's a luurve god :rotflmao: :giggle:
:rotflmao: :giggle: 
Sexlightened
Well, we need to sort this our Harry Hill style... "FIGHT"
Hmm that would make an excellent computer game, lots of Gods fighting it out, although it would offend rather a lot of people. Perhaps Salmon Rushdie could do the advert.
Hmm that would make an excellent computer game, lots of Gods fighting it out, although it would offend rather a lot of people. Perhaps Salmon Rushdie could do the advert.
The best God is Inti as the Incas called it, or Ra as the ancient Egyptians used to know it.
Imagine without the Sun we're all fucked and there would be no Pradas, labradors, dogs, Homer, Jean Seams, atheists, Kali, etc... sweet FA basically.
So we'd better start praying to the Sun God to keep us alive for a few million years more.
:idea:
Imagine without the Sun we're all fucked and there would be no Pradas, labradors, dogs, Homer, Jean Seams, atheists, Kali, etc... sweet FA basically.
So we'd better start praying to the Sun God to keep us alive for a few million years more.
:idea:
Sex God
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How about Bacchus, also known as, Dionysus.
A quote from wikipiedia says
'He was also known as the Liberator (Eleutherios), freeing one from one's normal self, by madness, ecstasy, or wine'
Sounds fun to me
Well apparently the name Denis stems from Dionysus, and the quote from wikipedia just about sums up a normal saturday night out for me!
Dionysus wins easy!!!!
Sex God
Carl Fogarty 
Some really excellent answers here - some daft, some quite profound. Imo, most religions these days are just bastardized corruptions of what they were originally intended to accomplish ie a control over the populace, based on the "do what we say and you'll be rewarded in the afterlife" or the "don't do what we say and you'll be punished". My game plan is a life of vice, then a last minute death-bed repentance.
On the subject of Homer Simpson as a god I quite agree - in a few thousand years time humans may be taking the blood of homer (Duff beer) and breaking a doughnut! Can anyone tell me why the Pagan Alliance are so pissed at the Cerne Abbas thingy??
Slurpy xxx
On the subject of Homer Simpson as a god I quite agree - in a few thousand years time humans may be taking the blood of homer (Duff beer) and breaking a doughnut! Can anyone tell me why the Pagan Alliance are so pissed at the Cerne Abbas thingy??
Slurpy xxx
