WHO SHRUNK MY CLOTHES?!!!

3 Jan 2004

Ok something very wrong has somewhere has started shrinking the waistband on all my clothes....I'm not putting on weight...I always eat like this at christmas,,,so it HAS to be a prankster on the prowl

3 Jan 2004

I've had that problem - I think I must have been a victim of this prowler too :shock: wink

3 Jan 2004

This prowler gets about a bit, Stu and I have had the same problem for a while now.
Perhaps you both should check you are not pregnant though ....lol rotflmao

3 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
Perhaps you both should check you are not pregnant though ....lol

Love
Wilma
x x x x

3 Jan 2004

This prowlers struck again goddam it!Think we might have an epedemic on our hands! biggrin

Or it could be me just pigging out over Christmas,think I need to get more exercise! :D

3 Jan 2004

Daz, if you're pregnant, I'm making this public, I AM NOT the father!

3 Jan 2004

Dam :cry: :cry: wink

3 Jan 2004

I have found a good form of exercise Daz........ Shagging, watch that weight fall off! lol biggrin

3 Jan 2004

Well I haven't been doing much of that lately so this could be whats happened biggrin

3 Jan 2004

well I'm not the mother if its pregnancy...And as for weight falling off when shaggin....well i have noticed an odd crease at the top of my thigh,if go at it any harder will my leg fall off?

3 Jan 2004

Help, Help!! I am starting my new exercise routine right this minute and need a personal trainer.
What was that exercise program Fran & Stu? Could someone come and show me the moves?
worship

Bend and stretch
69position

Breathing exercises
dunno

Free Weights
:taz: aerobics
boink

tongue aerobics
:bounce: trampoline
Love
Wilma
x x x x

3 Jan 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Jan 2004

Wilma,
Stu is on his way...to give you "personal" training!!!!!
Fran
xxx

3 Jan 2004

Hold on folks!I can feel a new type of exercise video coming on! lol

3 Jan 2004

I have a few of those already :twisted:

3 Jan 2004

Ladies i am a qualified tongue aerobics instructor :lickface:

3 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
Shagging, watch that weight fall off! lol

Humph... Major Problem with that - unless I'm wearing tough upholstery all I get to watch is wobbly bits!!! :shock:
Mandy
Waiting for a new, tougher basque! ;)

3 Jan 2004

Mandy - I was hoping to forget about wobbly bits for a short while... got too many wobbly bits. :cry:
lol

3 Jan 2004

Is it true massage could improve breast size? I'm willing to play guinea pig if any one would like to undertake the research.
My motives are not purely in the interests of science and exercise I'll admit.
Geez, the only girl on the forum with nipples bigger than her tits! rolleyes

3 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Is it true massage could improve breast size? I'm willing to play guinea pig if any one would like to undertake the research.
My motives are not purely in the interests of science and exercise I'll admit.
Geez, the only girl on the forum with nipples bigger than her tits!

Carpathian opens mouth to utter some witty and rude reply but realises who he's dealing with and thinks better of it

3 Jan 2004

Quote by Mandy_1964
Major Problem

Hold it! Could someone fetch Sgt Bilko? I think he needs to see this.

3 Jan 2004

LOL DJohn you're right someone quick march and find him, this needs dealing with.

3 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Is it true massage could improve breast size? I'm willing to play guinea pig if any one would like to undertake the research.
Geez, the only girl on the forum with nipples bigger than her tits!

Sappho
That may not be strictly true :shock: . I'm sure we can find plenty of willing researchers to assist very soon :twisted:
Mal
wink

4 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
I have found a good form of exercise Daz........ Shagging, watch that weight fall off! lol

Must try it a bit more.... I have been visited by the colthing fairy as well....

5 Jan 2004

Is it true massage could improve breast size? I'm willing to play guinea pig if any one would like to undertake the research.
My motives are not purely in the interests of science and exercise I'll admit.
Sappho,I was just wondering that as I've got quite large hands this might give you more of an effect? wink